ITT times you acted like the Baby Driver
>sitting alone in the dark in my room
>Mom calls out "user I need you to go outside SOMETIME this week"
>it's time
>"Mother. I told you to call me Baby, like from the movie"
>Put on my XS varsity jacket and $3 Wayfarer knockoffs
>Take off my League of Legends headset and put in my older sister's earbuds, (the right one doesn't work so it's just Baby's tinnitus)
>press shuffle on my retro music playlist, time to roll
>Hop in my light blue Ford Fiesta and do 1/4 of a J-turn leaving the driveway
>drive across town to the diner in front of the bank
>it's actually a Starbucks but it's close enough
>black barista at the counter
>asks me what I want like a typical wagecuck, even though the starbucks is nearly empty
>pretend I'm focused on listening to some cool jazzy song even though it's just Hey Macarena playing
>hope he can't hear my music
>"Buddy, what do you want?"
>pause my iTouch
>"F-four black coffees p-please"
>cute girl walks in
>"What name?" black kid asks
>"...Baby. Not Buddy." I say, trying to impress the girl
>"Baby? Ugh, aight..." black kid sighs
>get my coffees and turn to girl
>she looks slightly annoyed
>"Ahem... next?" the kid behind the counter says
>awkwardly press play on my earbuds and leave
>sit in my car outside the bank, jamming out to my sick tunes and pretending to be a getaway driver
>security man says I can't idle in a fire lane
>drive home
>"user why do you have four coffees? Caffeine isn't good for you."
>mfw
ITT times you acted like the Baby Driver
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You need to up your playlist game. Make playlists for every day, every feeling, etc.
I have three different anime playlists and two video game soundtrack playlists and I just throw all other types of music into retro.
I haven't seen this movie. Is it kino Sup Forums?
yes it's good
It's got decent action and humor, I'd say it's worth it to see it in a theater.
>focuses on the anime and video game soundtracks
>mfw people unironically think they have good taste by doing this
>be me, bored on a sunny weekend afternoon
>mom and dad offer up the family minivan in an attempt to get me outside
>I reluctantly take the keys and drive off to Five Guys to get me a sweet hunny like in the movies
>white girls like Five Guys, right?
>anyways, a true gentleman like me would never listen to today's pop, so I put in a kidz bop 2006 CD into a sony walkman that I found in the glove compartment
>as I pull up to the crowded restaurant I'm overcome with dread as I can't parallel park and all the normal spots are full
>I end up parking across the street and walking over in shame as Justin Timberlake plays in my ears
>I'm so distracted by his velvet voice that I forget to look both ways before I cross the road, and I get hit by a riced out Honda Civic
>the driver, who I later found out was a two time felon, attempted to flee the scene by peeling out but stalled, and had to do a very tight three point turn instead
>later an ambulance came to take me to the hospital
>the paramedics asked me for my name
>"it's... Baby"
>>"user why do you have four coffees? Caffeine isn't good for you."
she's right you know
literal autism
energy drinks are much worse
youtube.com
never because I'm not a faggot
why do people say this? smoking isnt good for you either whats your point
>the mee-mee driver
>"user why do you have four coffees? Caffeine isn't good for you."
>mfw
How the fuck did I lose it to THIS ending?
chewing tobacco is a lot worse
>be me
>go to diner because no tendies at home
>see a qt waitress
>take out my earbuds and grab my recorder
>record her taking the orders of other customers
>she comes over to me and asks what i want
>"it's baby...b-a-b-y, baby"
>she looks at me funny and asks again what i want
>tell her i want her name
>it's sarah or something like that
>hold out recorder and tell her to sing a song with sarah in the title
>she backs away and goes behind the counter
>starts pointing me out to the manager
>he comes over and asks me to leave
>drive off in my '99 civic and crash into some bins on the way out
Its good ole fashion fun and filled with some pretty stellar action set pieces but contrarians will just pull le autism card
I loved it. As someone who was oversaturated with capeshit, it was a breath of fresh air. Nice dialogue and imagery that rewards a second watch and good chemistry between all the main characters.
"It's an Asperger's masterpiece"
>I got uridon to reply to my shitty thread
feels good man, your opinion is still shit however.
10/10
Says who?
It's an asperger's something alright
I'm more like Buddy. Intelligent, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor.
This movie is so boring and cliche, the only thing "unique" about it is the choreography tied to the music which is done all the time in other media. I have no idea why people love it so much.
R E D D I T T H E M O V I E
Are you balding as well?
So this is the new Drive? What with spergs emulating and idolizing the MC.
It feels almost like a parody of the film, in some ways.
This is nothing like Drive apart from the MC being a getaway driver and him having a love interest.
This isn't the new Drive because Drive is actually good
y-yes ;_;
I read the synopsis on Wikipedia and it sounds stupid.
How do you feel about Barry White?
Here's my two cents
>excellent direction, scenes and sound design is synced to the music playing and when there's no music playing it feels sterile, surreal
>action scenes are incredibly well directed, better car chases than most FnFs
>excellent cast of characters, will make you terrified of Jamie Foxx
>retarded means he's slow was he slow
>reddit calling something reddit
Interesting, you don't see that ever.
Baby literally gets a job as a pizza delivery boy. It's /our movie/. It will never replace Drive, however, because Baby can talk to girls.
I'd never, never give him up.
has Drive become an iconic film in the real world or does the cult following mainly exist on autistic sites like Sup Forums and reddit?
>Entire opening scene is just embarrassing and awkward to watch, getaway scene is fine
>"I make remixes out of voice clips, I'm a really wacky and weird guy!"
>Mute black cripple grandpa is just hilariously awful and niche
>Deborah has no character whatsoever, serves no purpose other than "is the main character's love interest" and is just a walking cliche
>Falls in love with Baby despite Baby being a huge fucking autistic sperg who spills his spaghetti and uses a tape recorder in 20 fucking 17
>HIlariously cliche feel bad backstory to make you sympathize with Baby
>Second heist is retarded, getaway scene included
>Kevin Spacey forces Baby to keep working for him (he knows nobody is skilled like Baby, why threaten him and make him not want to work for you and make him useless to you?)
>Kevin Spacey is happy to work with Jamie Fox again despite him being an incompetent idiot and fucking up the last heist with asian guy (who he killed over a shotgun which doesn't make sense, since the police could just dust all the abandoned cars they leave behind for DNA if he's worried about DNA on the shotgun or his suppliers being found out - but if he has bad cops on his side, why does he worry about that if he can just tell them to dispose of the evidence?)
>Entire arms dealer "tequila" scene is just embarrassing and awkward to watch
>Diner scene is forced and stupid
>Any scene with Jamie Fox in it is stupid in this movie (most of this movie is stupid)
>Jamie Fox killed Spacey's cops, burned down the warehouse full of guns, and botched a heist yet Spacey is happy to work with him
>Baby makes shitty mixtapes and (despite working with Spacey for YEARS) causes Spacey to immediately flip out on him (even though he's okay with Fox fucking up two heists and killing his cops when he killed a guy over a single shotgun, makes no fucking sense)
>The entire fucking third heist
(1/2)
>Baby literally sperging out and killing Jamie Fox when he could've just finished the heist and made it out and ran away with Deborah with tons of cash
>Jon Hamm becoming the villain (lmao)
>Baby goes to Kevin Spacey for help (FUCKING WHY)
>Kevin Spacey actually helps (FUCKING WHY)
>Spacey killed a man over a shotgun left behind, yet he's happy to work with Jamie Fox who fucked up two heists and killed his cops and is a walking liability, who threatened to kill all of Baby's loved ones if he stopped working for him and thought he was a cop when he found his stupid mixtapes even though he's been working for him for years
>"lol i help u bcuz luv"
>The entire fucking garage fight with Jon Ham, jesus christ
>Baby goes to jail and gets out and lives happily ever after DID U RIKE IT?
This movie's fucking shit.
is... is this the dawn of babyposting?
>th-the whole movie is dumb because I didn't understand it
The point is that Baby is autistic, if you missed that you should probably go back to /got/ with all the other redditors. Nobody knew Baby was taping them and the reason Baby has a tragic backstory is to explain why the film has such a musical focus. His hearing disability is soothed by music playing, so the director doesn't have to make up a new reason for Baby to wear headphones. The only "point" you have is Spacey's decision change at the end of the film, which could have just been explained by giving him two more minutes of characterization.
This movie is the greatest pleb filter ever made, and it's a throwaway popcorn flick
>muh plot
>muh character arc
>muh nitpicks
Fucking embarassing, I love it
Saw it a couple hours ago. It is really, really excellent.
The last diner scene was probably my favorite moment in theaters this year.
Literal definition of kino, but avoid if you're a self-identified pleb
Caffeine literally protects you from degenerative diseases
>Caffeine literally protects you from degenerative diseases
Really? 'Cause I have 2-4 cups a day, so is that not too bad?
will caffeine protect me from aids?
It will protect you from the homosexes.
so I should drink 5 monster energy drinks a day to stop myself getting cancer? Thanks!
Caffeine:
>increases memory and memory consolidation
>mixed with carbs replenishes muscle glycogen concentrations faster after exercise
>detoxes the liver and cleanses the colon when taken as an enema
>helps keep you alert while driving during periods of sleep restriction
>can stimulate hair growth on balding men and women
>relieves post-workout muscle pain by up to 48%
>relieves pain associated with sleep loss better than analgesics
>protects against Parkinson’s disease
>reduces the risk of those genetically more likely to develop Parkinson’s disease
>helps ward off Alzheimer’s
>increases stamina during exercise
>through coffee protects against eyelid spasm
>protects against cataracts
>prevents skin cancer in hairless mice
>may prevent skin cancer in humans
>protects against developing melanoma
>People who consume caffeine have a lower risk of suicide
>reduces fatty liver in those with non-alcohol related fatty liver disease
>reduces liver fibrosis risk in patients with hepatitis C
>consuming men showed increased semen volume and significantly less sperm DNA fragmentation than non-caffeine consuming men
>lowers risk of developing erectile dysfunction
>helps prevent tinnitus in women
>reduces risk of kidney stones
>improves reaction time and logical reasoning during times when sleep isn’t possible or restricted
>helps those with asthma by opening airways and helps asthmatics breathe easier
>reduces driver error
>prevents weight gain keeping the weight off than those who did not consume caffeine. The study
>reduces chronic inflammation that eventually leads to high blood pressure, hardening of the arteries and heart disease
Just Sup Forums.
Drive was forgotten everywhere else
>cancer
>degenerative disease
Open up a fucking book for once.
>relieves post-workout muscle pain by up to 48%
>relieves pain associated with sleep loss better than analgesics
How much caffeine do you need to take for this? Enough to OD?
>cd
>into
>a
>Sony
>Walkman
Broke the immersion user
WELL NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE FUCKIN MONEY TO GO BUYING FANCY-SCHMANCY IPODS OKAY
I was wondering why my friend suddenly started wearing earbuds all the time and being quiet.
>be me
>don't watch baby driver because it look stupid and gay
>can't relate to the character
>come on Sup Forums and make fun of people that paid to watch it
>wait for the br rip
it's fairly kino, i had fun watching it
Not kino but fun to watch in a theater. Good date movie.