Where would you rather live, Brazil or Russia?

Where would you rather live, Brazil or Russia?

Why?

Brazil. It seems like a really fun country to live in. Russia is cold and depression, and it's run by a communist.

Russia.
I'm not dealing with warm weather. Insects, arachnids, other dark coloured pests.

Brazil is literally the most violent nigger ridden place on the globe. There's nothing good here that you can't find somewhere else on the planet.
Russia has qts and is right next to Yurope, Korea, China and Japan. No niggers. Not even half of the violence.
It's not a fair comparison.

But Russia has so little food even the wolves are hungry.

>it's always a brazilian poster with 'muh niggers' about why his country is shit

Why are brazilians so self hating bros?

Portuguese seems easier for me to learn.

i'd rather kill myself

but you can eat wolves
they're almost same with dogs you chinks eat daily

to a Canadian anything above freezing is hot

Russia, because I can't stand humid heat

I wouldnt want to share my country with slavs nor apezillians
>inb4 refugees
yea arabs, slavs and huezillians are the same coin

>russia: get killed by neo-nazis
>brazil: get killed by 12y old gangsters

I choose to die

Russia, I hate the heat as it is and I'd rather not risk dying everytime I go out.

Are you German? Must be proxy because I can't believe a German be so dumb.

you forgot to elaborate, monkey

Talvez foi o infame German humor que atacou outravez

I guess I'd be self-hating too if I was best known by the world as favela

NO! Brazil is based! GUSTOSA!

South Brazil. Russia would be cool but everyone seemed angry over there

Only 0.0001% of the female population here looks like this

Você é um corno vira-lata. Ame o seu país, crioulo.

i'd kill myself at the gate of the airport

Bullshit.

...

Take me there and make me impregnate every girl in brazil. I make more females 4 u.

>muh National pride

nice implants, will loook like shit after pregnancy

Russia near the black sea or st petersburg

They grew up without a father.

>Not loving your own nation

It's one thing to hate the state of your nation and the crime in it, it's another to hate it completely and be a cuck who'd prefer to have another identity.

>near black sea
good choice, hilly nice landscape, less slavs than anywhere else, good weather and nice resorts

>el vira-lata

Brazil.
I like brown girls more than whitey

I could make a good living for myself in both.

Living in Russia is fucking depressing unless you live in/close to a big city, if you live in some random siberian town or on any of the big city commieblocks your life fucking sucks and the only thing you can really to to scape from that is leave everything behind or get absorbed in internet stuff (reason why there are so many russian hackers, weaboos, camwhores, etc...)
Yeah Brazil is more dangerous and has some really questionable parts, but the quality of life there is relatively the same as russia (close HDI) and Brazil is actually fun and happy(er) to be in, and if I get bored I can just leave, the world is so open for latin americans I can't believe we complain about this, I can go to live anywhere in latam forever and the only thing I need is my ID, a 200$ plane ticket and if I want to work I just need a work permit that I can get in two weeks in every single other place in latam, if I get bored of latam I can just go to Spain and live there for two years and as soon as I finish living there or even day 1 if I can any paper proving at least one of my ancestors was spanish post independence (which pretty much every single south american can) I get my spanish citizenship thanks to the Spain-Latam descent/cofraternity programs and bum I am a citizen of the european nation.
Thanks to the pacific trade I can go anywhere in eastern asia and stay there for up to two years without paying a single fucking tax and asian girls dig latin americans so much its ridiculous how easy it is to get pussy there.

Russia.
Brazil is not safe enough.

One good thing about Brasil is even If you are a brainlet, you still have a chance to get into public medschool.

Both are literal shithole filled of monkeys subhumans

russia
I'd kill myself if I had to hear brazilian portuguese every day

so they fuck corpses?

South Brazil, basically Europe.

russia

Leave Sminem alone ffs

Russia, cuz I'm white and cold is more tolerable than hot

You can still get beat up by gangs of gopniks just for looking at them

You can still get beat up by gangs of gopniks just by looking at them

How's it going in the 90's?

I know for a fact that Brazil is shit, so i choose Russia.

Brazil. I already few uncomfortable when I think about moving away from my home city, I would probably develop some disorder if I moved to Russia, a place with completely different urban scenery and climate.

in which country do the girls have bigger dicks

We aren't living in tribes anymore. Fucking evolve.

Brazil
I'm Mulatto and short, will blend in.
Portuguese is a nice language and I love the way women and trannies sound when they speak it. The women and trans are better looking to me.
The climate is warmer
I would be mostly happy with an apartment, a job and a cute gf or gf(male)
I could work at the embassy and not feel like i might lose my job
Biggest downsides are crime and the lack of any organization

Do Doctors make a lot in Brazil?
Brazil

>Do Doctors make a lot in Brazil?
Depends. My uncle is a urologist and makes something on the house of USD1kk/year, mostly on cirurgies. He works like a dog tho.

>you forgot to elaborate, monkey
Here you go

Brazil. I unironically like it down here.

Russia easily.

This.
>Have you swalloed the LATAM (south american) pill?

Russia

What city?

>imagine living in that snowy cold depressive shithole
nah, brazil all the way

>and asian girls dig latin americans so much its ridiculous how easy it is to get pussy there.
Is this true?, I thought they hated us everywhere, or at least that's the common feel here. I want an asian pussy so bad c: they're so strange here

Brazil but only if I had opportunity to claim citizenship of Italy or some other European country.
Brazilians have it too easy.

In Russia you will not be shot by policeman %%But in russia policeman cat give oyu as drugs and then impison you%%

>%%But in russia policeman cat give oyu as drugs and then impison you%%
sosache-kid, please

Ex Brazilian gf loved Floriananoplis. There are problems in Brazil but there are problems in every country.

>>russia: get killed by neo-nazis
WUT? Last neo-nazi i see hear in 2006, unlike Ukraine

t. people who don't know what they're talking about

Cold sucks more. At least you can go outside during heat and there is sunshine

Brazil has hotter guys and is more homophile. Probably a better cuisine too.

>Where would you rather live
i want to be dead

Brazil of course

Does Russia or Brazil have weekly school shootings?

Russian kids prefer knives to guns.

Does Azerbaijan has a thug culture? I think you guys would make good drug dealers.

Yay we live in imperialist tax farming oligarchy
ENLIGHTENED

hollow point rounds hurt more than being stabbed

People there hardly have any education. In Br there's no much school, kids stay on the streets working as drug dealers or hookers

Can't be imperialist when your species is stuck on a shitty blue ball.

American kids get 12 years of education and are still stupid as shit.

>shitty
For the peasants.

There's a imperialists vs commies election comming

I'm upper middle class.

>For the peasants.
Based Br elite

>social democrats
>imperialist

Oh wow, a manager of other peasants.

US still own his ass

Is Donald Trump a peasant in your eyes?

Russia has tigers

Dont bully sminem,he single handedly saved the crypto market

But you are his peasant that manages other peasants

That's not how it works.

You mean faveldos? Surely there is some sort of public education system for poor kids or no?

>but the president
Local noble.

Sorry but a brazilian elite is nothing but a peasant in his beloved mother US

Then who is the Elite?

Yes, but is the worst. And kids quit school

Multinational business dynasties.

What if they don't drop out? Can they feasibly graduate high school and go to college? Kinda curious about social mobility in Brazil.

>being in the fortune 500 makes you an elite
>still eat the same food and shit the same shit