Who wins?

who wins?

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Jeepers Creepers in a landslide
Hes a fucking demon

This man.

This. He's far stronger than even zombie Jason.

Jason is immortal or some shit, I'd go him.

Michael and Leatherface are human, so they'd get eliminated first. I don't think Jason could be stopped but I don't know much about Mr. Jeep.

Pinhead

Jason. Overpowers Michael Myers and Leatherface. The Creeper would be a challenge but with Jason feeling no pain he'd beat the Creeper.

Creeper can fly.

Michael just because he my nigga

So is the stupid hocus pocus bat monster or whatever #2 is. And he can fly.

We do. :^)

Either the Creeper or Jason. The others are irrelevant.
My votes for Creeper if he's smart about it.

>Creeper can fly.
And in order to defeat Jason it needs to get close enough to harm him. At which point Jason fucks the Creeper up.

This fight really comes down to Jason vs Jeepers Creepers. I'm kind of torn here. I've never really seen either of them die in any traditional sense outside of total destruction of the body. Overall i'd have to go with Jeepers but not without a hard fight.

leather face isn't immortal so i think he would be the first to die

is that one next to leatherface swamp thing? who the fuck is that?

jason would win because he has super strength and can punch holes through people. michael myers has super strength but not to the extent that jason has. all jason would have to do is punch michael myers head off

>is that one next to leatherface swamp thing? who the fuck is that?

It's jeeper creeper. It drives a van even though it can fly. Also it can't die.

The guy with the chainsaw

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i didn't realize how violent friday the 13th movies are.

Is that all he can do? I remember he ripped that one kid's head off, but I don't think he can do anything damaging to Jason.

WAIT A SECOND

IS THAT GUY WHO RIP THE HEAD OF A GUY IN THE SCHOOL BUS?

The Creeper couldn't even take a fucking harpoon.

Both Jason and Michael myers would tank his candy ass.

Jason is canon stronger than michael myers so he'd probably win.

leatherface isn't even immortal pshh

I think Jason wins this one

Also idk why Leatherface is included in these, he's just a big dude with a chainsaw, nothing supernatural about him, any of the others would trash him

creeper > jason, michael > leatherface

To be fair, none of the other guys have ever had to take a harpoon.

Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers both got blown the fuck out by an armed squad and came back just fine.

Hell, Jason got fucking hit by a god damn missile.

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is leatherface an immortal now?

Myers is an ambush predator. He would wait till the others fought it out, and then stab jason in the fucking face when he wasn't looking.

Then Jason would remove the knife and knock Michael's head off.

creeper has highest int and str stats

Nah.. He'd be too wounded from fighting the others. Plus Michael can be pretty spry.

Wait didn't the harpoon just stall the creeper? He went into hibernation because he ran out of time.

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He's also a pedo that is only interested in hot boys. He'd go down like a whore on prom night.

Jason. No question

>in this world of shared universes and stupid crossovers, no one has bought the rights to all the eighties slashers and made them into an MC

IKR.

You would have to have Ash to tie it all together though.

I'd say make the main plot some battle between Freddie and Pinhead, and they try to use Jason To kill all the others, and Ash is running around trying to put them all down.

I had the idea of the government gathering them all up to fight off something horrible. Like they have no hope but to turn to Slashers to save them.

That's cool.. Maybe like a suicide squad thing where they just kind of drop them into the shit and let them go nuts?

>all movies would either be rated R/adult, or gimped to shit
not nearly as profitable. but i'd love to see well-done remakes in theatres

Nice trips, but fuck you.

Creeper is a weird case, technically he can't die but he's also got a built in time limit. My guess is he'd get taken down and revert to hibernation. Leatherface is mortal so obviously he dies first. So really it comes down to Michael v. Jason, I'd go with Michael but that's just personal preference

Most people don't get Michael. Jason is a pitbull attack dog. Strong and big. Michael in 1 and 2 (the only version that counts btw) is slow and methodical, sneaky and comes out of nowhere.

I think he'd lose the first fight against jason, but set a trap for him and fuck him up good because he's smarter and .. yeah an ambush predator.

isn't michael also immortal?

The first half would be Ash having to bring them together like the Avengers except a lot more violent.

Technically Carpenter killed him in 2. But 4-5-6 made him part of this satanic cult and virtually undead/non-killable.

You could argue 2 had some supernatural elements though. Idk.

Tall Man would easily win. He can't be killed. He can trap you in another plane of existence. Leatherface, Michael, and Jason are just men. Even though Jason does become a zombie. The Creeper can be imprisoned during his slumber, he has major down time.

IMAGINE being freddy and trying to crack wise ass jokes with these stupid autistic fucks who just want to silently kill people to quench their bloodlust instead of trying to have fun with it

Come on, 1 already had supernatural elements, he's shot several times at close range with no vest, falls off a balcony, and gets up

Except Nightmare on elm street 2 is basically a gay porn...

>The Creeper couldn't even take a fucking harpoon.
The harpoon just stalled him until he went back to sleep. He got his head cut off and wasn't bothered by it

It's possible for misses and adrenaline. The point of that scene was that Carpenter wanted people to think he could be anywhere.. as he didn't plan on making a sequel.

It's somewhat supernatural but it's also vague and in the air.. but in the sequels they basically made him jason.

He had to immediately stop what he was doing and eat a head to replace it

what about freddy vs pinhead?

Jason is easily the top as long as we're counting any version of him, or at least any post 4 version.
Creeper would be second since he's fast and practically immortal
Michael Myers may or not be magical, we don't know
Leatherface doesn't even get the participation award, he'd be dead in second.

You've clearly never watched an F13 movie. Jason has been stabbed in the head many times.

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Pinhead never sleeps so Freddy literally couldn't do anything to him. Without intimate knowledge of the box (which none of the other monsters would have) Pinhead is god.

just tell him you're his mom and he'll be your bitch. immortal my ass. he's got way too many weaknesses and he was once killed by a fucking child.

That only fooled him for about a minute. Also he's an immortal zombie now who has come back from hell and is stronger than ever.

Still has too many weaknesses. If ordinary people could outsmart and kill Jason, I'm sure as hell fucking Michael Myers could.

The Creeper. Hollywood pedophiles always win in the end.

What weaknesses does he have that Mike doesn't? What advantages does Mike have that Jason doesn't?

Jason has an intense fear of water. Except sometimes he doesn't, and he effortlessly swims in it? Movies are all over the place with that one.

He only shows a fear of water in Freddy vs Jason which doesn't really count since more or less everyone agrees that everything past 8 is non-canon since it changed studios.

the only time Jason was afraid of water is in Freddy vs. Jason, and that was a one time thing within his own dream so I guess it was more about him relieving his own memories of drowning, idk

Jason swims around in the movies ALL the time.

>everyone agrees past 8 is non-canon
>counting 8 as canon

Please if you're going to discount movies, start with Takes Manhattan. That ending made no sense.

the creeper can fly really fast as well. He obviously wins.

The ending was silly but it was still the last movie before the property got sold so I have to accept it. Also it's got my nigga Julius.

>What weaknesses does he have that Mike doesn't?
His mom. You can't ignore this. If Michael wore the sweater, Jason is done.

>What advantages does Mike have that Jason doesn't?
Intelligence.

So Michael is also going to be shorter than Jason, wear a wig, and imitate the female voice of his mother?

Please stop arguing because you haven't seen the movies.

>So Michael is also going to be shorter than Jason, wear a wig, and imitate the female voice of his mother?

I would legit love to see this, especially if he keeps the mask on.

He could get any whore to do this while he hides behind a tree waiting for Jason to kneel down and behead his whinny ass. Intelligence, dude.
And I've seen all movies. That's why this whole thing is laughable to me. Jason lost to men, women and kids. Michael could easily end him.

Is that why its your favorite?

So now Michael has the negotiation powers to convince random females to team up with him? In which movie does Michael demonstrate this talent?

>If Michael wore the sweater, Jason is done.

lol

no definitely vorhees

He'll get HIS mother to do it for him.

>that part where jason punches the black guy's head off and it lands in a dumpster
kino

Holy shit what horror monster is this?

fund it

Michael is the creepiest, anyway

>Tfw Leatherface is objectively the weakest slasher villain and would be easy as fuck to kill, but he is the only one who actually manages to scare me

We all know Jason would win purely because he literally cannot be permanently stopped. A better question is, who would win in a contest to kill the most sexually promiscuous co-eds? Assume that each slasher is operating in the most optimal environment.

what about the scream guys? they arent as huge as leatherface, although they have the numbers advantage

Who wins?

dude he has a fucking magical throwing knife that he can control
I think he could also control the bone shuriken

ghostface

Michael Myers has scared the shit out of me for 42 years now, and he is my favorite of them all (in the pic). I think Jason wins. All you have to do is kill all Michael's family and his purpose is over. He would even help you find them and kill them. Creeper is a meme character and Leatherface is merely a man.

The Tall Man if included would win easily.

>Except Nightmare on elm street 2 is basically a gay porn
This but it's the best gay porn ever. That's why 2 is my favorite.

>Jason walked to New York at the bottom of the sea
Fear of water my ass.

I really couldn't enjoy Halloween. Should I give it another try or is it just outdated to be scary now?

Also, are all those Jason movies worth watching?

Jason wins it and it doesn't matter if the Creeper is a demon with wings, you remember the last person who tried to eat Jason?

Doesn't the Creeper only sperg out for one night before hibernating for 30 years? If Jason makes it through the night, he's fine. This is someone who has literally been to hell and back. Jason wins no doubt about it.

Jason because he has the most good movies.

Number of Good Movies Per Series:
>Texas Chainsaw - 1 good movie
>Jeepers Creepers - 1 and a half good movies
>Halloween - 1 good movie
>Friday the 13th - 8 and a half good movies

23 days ya pinhead, Jason gets eaten and becomes part of the creeper. GG

Why does Friday the 13 have such a love mc score? Was it too ahead of its time?

Almost all horror movies do with the exception of rare "artsy" ones like Texas Chainsaw, though I really don't see why Texas Chainsaw gets a pass when the original Friday doesn't.

Yeah, Halloween has a high rating, too.

Alien > Predator > Freddy Kruger > Jason > jeepers creepers

Jeepees creepers is really a devil and uses devilish strategy and his flight to horrorific results. But he is weak 1 against 1. No one is going 1-1 against max level jason