/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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What is your name, /tpg/?

Friendly reminder that Eddie Vedder is the David Bowie of this new series and he will be playing Phillip Jeffries in the finale.The voice we heard when EvilCoop was attempting to call Jeffries was actually Eddie Vedder. This confirms Bowie never gets Phillip Jeffries back. (Pic is Vedder)
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david lunch lol

>reminder

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that will be pretty good

>philllip jeffries played by a musician
>hire another musician to replace him

desu I wouldnt even be mad

bring on the eddie desu

i can't wait to see /tpg/ when that god damn song starts

Vedder a SHIT A SHIT

It's a shame about Eddie not having a torso and all.

>THE PAST DICTATES THE FUTURE.
That's some deep shit right there.

>Muh Sky Ferreira

She's literally a bit part cameo cause she sucked Lynch's dick

>proof that this cherry pie shit is 100% pure Lynchian kino
Why do the pie-hating plebians even bother posting here? Like, nigga, just close the tab. haha

she literally keeps sucking an empty can

GORDON COLT LOL

Sometimes I just want to get my dick out and go.

regardless of whether or not coop wakes up or not its going to be a shit show

i for one am excited

Sherilyn Fenn was always a piggy little uggo

DELETE THIS

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STARRING KYLE HACJIFUK

so cooper never get his mind back?

I swear she has the worst plastic surgery I've ever fucking seen on a 20-something year old.

Chrysta Bells character is the real informant Diane did nothing wrong

If real Cooper had the hotel key how did hawk, Harry and dopplecoop get into the room at the end of season 2?

Fucking dropped, Lynch is a hack.

Memes aside its actually a really good song.

why is that degenerate bobby in the background

>hearing David call Kyle "Kale" back in 1990
Spectacular.

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because the key is a doppleganger

This is a valid point.

Because hotel management didn't replace lost keys all the fucking time before cards.

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husbando

what do you think Lynch did to Sheryl Lee here to make her face have a sour look on it

Friendly reminder that Jeremy spoke in the class today

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Sent her back to MISSOULA

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>not picking the Zane

MADMAN

i fooked ur mum m8s

this makes it sound like she said yes and immediately fainted from the thought

hotels have universal keys they can use for all the rooms, have you ever been outside of your house?

You already know the answer to that question, user.

Why exactly? What effect was he looking to achieve?

Five cigarettes really knock people out?

Inhale some Lysol® from under the sink and let us know

Yeah bro smoking is dangerous and evil didn't you know?

>Twin Peaks: The Return
>The Return of Dale Cooper
>The Return of Laura Palmer
>The Return to Not Being Shit

Keep making excuses, Lunches plot holes are continuing to mount. You'll say (LYNCHED) but we secretly know deep down there story is hakneyed at best.

Special Agent Tammy Preston is an ayyyylmao. Screencap this.

Yeah you're right.

Another possibility is that Cooper simply didn't lock the door because it's such a yokel town.

The nausea induced by inhaling 5 cigs at once would probably make some people faint, yeah.

She can ayyyylmao my dick

I'd let her lick my eyes when they itch

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Will we ever see the raucous Norwegians?

Is Cooper with Audrey's husband (Charlie) in pic related? It could be him wearing a huge coat...

HMMM. He did say his COAT was missing too.

This is where we live, Shelly!

nigga that looks literally nothing like him

In the Audrey scene, he's leaning back really far in his chair and making his chin look fat on purpose. Look at the hairline and the glasses. It's Charlie.

I still don't know how to interpret that picture. For me it seems like he's levitating like some kind of Buddha. But some people claim they just see a scientist in the picture. Is a Charlie on a bar stool, an ordinary scientist or a levitating monk?

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did laura deserve it

Did some of you not catch on to the fact that Charlie is a midget? Like are you legimately retarded?

charlie used to be tall before he passed the gate and sacrificed his height

Topical

>that 1 guy laughing in the crowd

I disagree. I don't know who it is, but I doubt it is that human thumb with stupid stumpy arms and an ugly pig wife.

pic related is the manlet from a similar angle

the face is completely different. only thing similar is the male pattern baldness and glasses.

no she was a good girl

>that entry in the secret diary where she got high on her birthday and masterbated in front of an owl in the woods

it looks like one of the gay neighbors from the sarah silverman show

>got high on her birthday and masterbated in front of an owl in the woods

is that real? I'm gonna pretend it is if it's not.

hoot hoot.

This is great. I wonder if their target audience understands it.

100% real. The diary gets real uncomfortable at parts.

That's hot.

Bobby is the best character on the show

>that half assed intro that you can tell someone at least watches thw asdf

ahh yeah so I finally finished season 2 last night

I've never been so disappointed. what the fuck

dale cooper isnt in the return btw

congrats, now you get to see a great lynch kino and one of the greatest shows airing today

it took me 4 years to get through the middle of season 2 and it was all for THAT SHIT

that man is floating in mid-air!

>tfw Lynch turns Twin Peaks into an advertisement for transcendental meditation

Ugh
I hate when directors shove their agendas down the viewer's throats

Cooper already meditated a lot in the first two seasons.

whoa wait is he at a normal height but shorten arms?

Total fanservice

friendly reminder that Sheryl Lee is the cute and gorgeous girl. Her smile is like sun at rainy day. Love her, user.

who is that?

I am not your foot.

got a feeling lauras mom was the little girl in part 8

Wrong. That was Judy

got a feeling lauras mom has a lot of things goin on

The finale will be Laura Palmer asking Cooper this.

The old show ended with the old Cooper being taken away and the horrible realization that Bob is still out there and will continue to torment and corrupt the world.

The new show will end with Cooper returning as a positive force in the world, Bob will be gone and things will find order again. It will be the literal inverse of the original show.

pottery

TAMMY IS FOR ______!

yeah. Sarah daughter and niece are killed by her infernal possessed husband.

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