Do Americans really do this?

Do Americans really do this?

What?

Yeah, before 9/11

Wear purple shirts?
I was never too big on purple myself, dark blue and black polos for me.

What? Hang out?

Yeah, and they do it in whatever shithole country you come from, too. You're just an asocial dipshit.

I had a guy from 'nam in my class back then and he was wearing sweat suits all the time.

>caring about shoes in the house when you have hardwood floors
gook op

yikes

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>Wear pink shirt
>Get compliments from girls all night
>Get teased by my guy friends all night

me on the right

jerry lived on the fifth floor, between the lobby, elevator and hall your shoes would be pretty clean, manhattan too so it's not like you're running around in mud

he also doesn't have a place for guests to take their shoes off

Is that beard to compensate for that hairline?

No, it's a tv show.

Double dip chips?

yes

Be short, bald and eating potato chips? I'm doing it right now

They wanted to fuck the guys I mean

rude :(

>pretty clean
Americans still don't know about bacteria

If they take off their shoes, how are they going to advertise for Nike? You really think Ruffles money alone could have floated the show?

those are kikes, user
you don't go around labeling pigs Brazilian, do you?

hanging a bicycle on the wall? yeah

Jerry always wearing some fresh pair of shoes.

>just turned on seinfeld before bed
>check Sup Forums
>seinfeld thread first page

>adults eating potato chips
>wearing shoes indoors
>putting your feet on a table
>keeping your bike in the bathroom
>men wearing skirts
>holding phone to left ear with right hand

do americans do these things?

but why are they wearing teenage school shoes??

Do you brush your teeth before or after breakfast?