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>wogs

scaruffi

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puffy pussy

amusing edition

wacky as ever

>sorry but anyone who reads 50 books a year and then proceeds to say that 45 of them were fiction is a complete runt
>imagine wasting your time on literal make believe shite

Okay, so heres the full story about my date with the 17 year old
>take him to my college bar
>we both get some drinks and talk about whatever
>hes a super interesting guy and has some of the same niche interests as me
>he dresses like someone straight out of /fa/ - it looks crazy but also super aesthetic
>he somehow gets drunk off of 2 beers, hilariously
>go to watch Black Panther
>its shit
>he falls asleep halfway through and I almost do myself
>afterwards we head back to my room
>i show him some of my stuff, some small talk, etc
>then i ask him "So, what do you want to do now?"
>and he launches himself at me and pins me to the bed and starts snogging me (hawt)
>proceed to have the best fucking sex of my life
>he has a super aesthetic and ideally sized (~6 inches) dick
>goes at it like an absolute madman
>we try pretty much every position there is
>we go at it for about 3 hours and 3 rounds
>i was moaning so loud that my neighbour sent me a text the next morning saying "Good night? ;)"
>we even bust out the dog-collar and leash at one point
>he cums all over my back
>afterwards im almost passed-out on the bed and cant move for like 10 minutes
>cuddle and decide to try and sleep
>about half an hour later we get super horny and then go at it AGAIN
>its now like 3am
>finally get to sleep
>wake up at 9 for some dumbass reason
>cuddle and listen to music and indulge in a bit of heavy petting
>get brunch, introduce him to some of my friends
>take him to the bus stop to go home
>just before he leaves, we make out on the pavement, my first ever PDA (pathetic i know)
>we both agreed to do it again soon
all in all
a very very good time
have literally never been fucked like that before in my life
VERY happy rn, like im floating on a little cloud

Printing that out to read later mate :)

>Cosmic Trigger
>Time Travel in Einsteins Universe
>A Short History of Modern Philosophy
>The Fabric of Reality
>The Unconscious Quantum
>Simulations of God

I have never touched a breast

about to fuck the latex glove vagina

The 'fast

Chebber woman more like

I have never seen lord of the rings

It's all about the pictures, on tinder this is amplified x10

I've met a few people who go into the bio so make sure you have a few points of attraction there that paint some kind of magical non-existent picture of a person for them i.e this pic

not reading your gay fanfiction fucking poof cunt

You now remember Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

that cat is me

hope you choke

>not all fiction is fantasy
all of it is

who is this?

Hoping it goes down better the second time ey?

It’s good mate; should watch it.

Fellowship is absolute kino, the other 2 are nowhere near as good but still with a watch.

25 years old and lost all my friends. Things are pretty grim these days

oh no no no no

angela white

rude

安吉拉白色

>date with the 17 year old
>take him

that's all I needed to read. you are a bent nonce. end of story.

read the first 2 lines and got violently sick

bit worried my willy is getting smaller, anyone else? pls respond

:3 cuuute

Angelina White or something
huge tits but no ass or hips
pretty disappointing

Watching bobsleigh after seeing people do the skeleton is pathetic

Driving a go kart is not a sport

Brendan's alimony payments are coming to an end so I think we should have more Simpsons Toil memes

why are so many nonces also benders? it's like a solid 25%

Ah yes, I'll just pick up some Hemingway from the fantasy section then shall I? You fucking braindead potato nigger.

had a wank to a short haired girl and it's the gayest wank I've ever had

both disorders result from childhood abuse

my willy's been getting bigger, must be stealing it from you

show us an example

youtube.com/watch?v=h0zTlSzYPMU

ETHIOPIA! ETHIOPIA! ETHIOPIA!

Can't take you seriously if you haven't read Kafka, Dostoevsky and Stendhal

>Scientists say that homosexual activity among giraffes is, in many cases, more common than heterosexual activity

WTF give it back

he meant fantasy as in a fantasy in someone's head not as a genre you dip

thought it was but something didn't quite look right
cheers lads

still fantasy
doesnt exist, never has never will

Is there a chance my toil will end?

Not on your life, my wageslave friend!

Sup

Not necessarily, lad. Plenty of nonces are just born that way unfortunately. I know you lot like making excuses for this sick behavior, and try to normalize it around here, but no one is buying it.

>anaemic beans
>anaemic bacon
>fucking hotdogs (the fucking state of you)
>some weird white liquid on the beans and hotdogs
>splodge of ketchup when you have bean sauce

wouldn't eat it if I was starving to death

Not gonna watch it, post the transcript.

explain the ethnicity stratification in Ethiopian society

kin ell

patiently awaiting this lads reply

'ce

desperately want to lick her forehead

oi ethiopialad what do you think of the Oromo

they're both really good looking

mmm... just imagine all these girls getting plowed by a 10 inch BBC on holiday and then having to carry twins to term in some small european village where all her friends and family glare at her two mulatto kids as she passes

Perceived not real. Not worth discussing iih

Who's the official /brit/ pop singer of February 2018?

WEW

i hate ethiopians so god damned much

without going into detail somebody close to me stole a some of my belongings that were very dear to me

They are currently in Germany and i believe they may be in ramstein airbase

what should i do lads? wait for my chance? try to find their address? really feel like kicking their skull in

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report them to the airbase?
what did they nick, go into detail mate

i'm happy
i'm feeling glad
i go sunshine
in a bag

is it nazi memorabilia?

my xbox while it was still in denmark waiting to be delivered

so depressed but i already made plans for tonight

We're talking about writing mate. Try to keep up.
It's not fantasy writing though is it. To be clear, what you are trying to say is that if a book is fiction, there's nothing to be gained from reading it. Not intellectually, not spiritually, nothing. Might as well just be a dream you forget when you wake up. Right? Certainly no chance it could better your grasp of the English language, increase your vocabulary, give you insight to previous times, or personal insight.

Just fuck off you're a complete mong.

nazi memorabilia is pretty valuable i'd be pissed too

>samsung

left or right, lads?

interesting

nonce

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PS5 is stuck in bratislava

Face your demons lads

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are you stupid? fantasy as in a fiction not fantasy as in a genre is not hard to understand REALLY hope you are purposefully being obtuse for your sake

is this underaged?

>samsung

no wonder he's a virgin

Fixed it for you, no need to thank me

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bet the commies thought this looked really good

it doesn't

I think it looks good

her ass is unnaturally large

I NEED IT

t. ivanov vladislavskyvich

it's not THAT bad desu

Jupiter and...

21, lad. Wtf is it with this place and obsession with underage girls. Sickening really.

t. poo poo bum bum pissy poo

cor

>Sickening really.