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Toil on the morrow edition

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anime

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Normies at toil dont understand why im such a cheap cunt

So hungover I’m in physical pain

Honestly would rather have a gay transgender militant muslim as a child than one who watched anime.

this was me but yesterday, didn't go out last night bc i have no friends

someone stop us
save us from ourselves

Tell us why are you?

>Lowest level jobs I can find require several year's experience in another company
>No entry level jobs where you don't need experience to be found
ah yes FASCINATING MM REALLY GOOD

my phone's still a pay as you go nokia 2310

Brits are the most powerful race in the world

if karma was real, britain would have disappeared from the face of the earth

looks tasty

you got polyphonics on that?

looks like it'd just be annoying to eat, would much rather have just some meatballs in a bowl with some bread on the side

me

I have a transgender relative and they watch anime

I absolutely hate Ethiopians me.

We are blessed with another week of toil, toilsmen, praise be to toilberg

no you wouldnt
be quiet

>Actress and campaigner Emma Watson has donated £1 million to a new campaign aimed at ending sexual harassment in the UK.
>“More than half of all women, and nearly two-thirds of women aged 18 to 24, say they have experienced sexual harassment at work. This should not be tolerated"
Well I could have saved you a million quid there love. It isn't tolerated.

just around 35,500 posts left till I get a post with the digits "24601" at the end of them

Great concept
Bad execution

>I don't have enough money to buy this outright so I will pay more money for it over time

Never understood this. Nothing is ever essential enough to commit to two years of payments. Just get a cheaper version. The only exception I will grant is a mortgage.

if a job says "requires 1 year previous experience" it's just to scare off the unconfident timewasters

yes I would
shut up before I snap your keyboard in half you insipid little twerp

I remember the Nokia 7250. It was like £400 in the Argos catalog when released

Crazy how most technologies get cheaper as time goes on yet phones remain expensive.

Also the N95 is the greatest phone ever made

were you a 90s Asian businessman at the start?

Mtf or ftm?

>he toils
>he pays rent

People in prison have more freedom than you do, toiling all day for toilberg, then gladly giving 1/2 of it away to rentberg

How can you even call yourself human at this point

weather turning towards a storm
broken down
a road
continue on
co-existence
entertaining paradise

yes its got the piano-sounding nokia tone
youtube.com/watch?v=ck7g5uu1cMA
the second one

Indians btfo again

Who did you go out with the night before then?

I wanted a cool flip phone like in the Matrix so my mum got me the first one

hat that man

Employers' hands typed this

passable?

...

was talking about napoleon x

>hat that man

Your just paying extra to have the better version early.
You wouldn't want your friends to make fun of you for having a cheap phone would you?

Societyberg expects it of me

look at this webm
I promise you'll find it amusing

moi

that guitar one is dreadful

>0:27

mtf
a little bit

I feel like I’ve ascended from the bleak reality that is modern day life, I’m a higher being among lowly mortals

My friends would never mock me for something so trivial and material. Because my friends aren't retarded plebs.

Really depressin how phone design used to be unique and creative but now it's all the same glass brick and can't differentiate between any company in the world

>a little bit
they either do or they don't

which one of your family members do you think nonced him then?

virgin phones

was unironically on virgin mobile since the 3310 up to the r800

Tfw unironically would be freer in prison

Only in your imagination. In reality you must accept that you will never escape the hellscape of modern existence.

prison doesn't sound too bad imo

myself

the screens get progressively bigger until it's nothing but screen

>3210
>3310
>Siemens mc60
>HTC desire
>Samsung S2
>Samsung S4

I'm a bit behind with these things

what has /brit/ come to, a lot of american niggers

/brit/ is a fuckhole now
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haha
I have power fantasies when I'm shopping too
always imagine myself as a cowboy shooting indians and then scoring some frontier pussy

if they're putting the effort in (hair, makeup, dress, voice) they pass
but they don't do that all the time, sometimes they're just rather casual about it, and so they don't pass

I don't think they were

eeeeeeerrrrrrrrr, VIRGIN!!!!

how have you cunts had so few phones you can remember them all? I reckon I have had at least 25 phones.

Been sick for over a week now

Picks of their feet ta

> 6 years ago

if they don't pass naked without makeup, they don't pass
they're just a crossdresser

In about 3 and a half hours, Sup Forums winter cup continues on smashcast

Kino

modern life is really great

dont understand how u lads had so many phones i'm 27 and I had
some old nokia as a kid I can't remember
3310i
iphone 4
iphone 6
iphone 7

i've had 4 phones so far

Deano my man

fuck off billionaire

>I reckon I have had at least 25 phones.

Who's playing

>how have you cunts had so few phones you can remember them all? I reckon I have had at least 25 phones.

So we'll plot day and night
by the office water cooler
Toilberg's our target
let's rid us of toil

didn't get a phone until I went to uni lol

>pass naked

Tfw like to imagine myself as the scout of some kind of migrating barbarian horde or invasion force moving into uncivilised lands. Long days riding alone in the wilderness, nights in front of a campfire mapping out the lay of the land, living off hunting/gathering.

Bugman

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the penis is a bit of a giveaway lad
I'd DEFINITELY know they're a man if I see one

I'm not sure, but Sup Forums is playing

so by your methodology, most actual women don't pass off as female either then?

*lands on your foot kinda funny*

i didn't get my first mobile phone until 2013

have had many phones not to show off how ''wealthy'' i am but because im a android fanboy and i love tech.

the lads just performed a coup in the group chat
swindled my way into admin status and removed the other admins

l was going to post this alas l could not find the picture

nary a worry for l have it saved now

greetings from earth, visitor

Ar kid’s lost the plot

what if it was a VERY feminine willy?

How does that work

just made a case for the pregnant man emoji