Toil on the morrow edition
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Normies at toil dont understand why im such a cheap cunt
So hungover I’m in physical pain
Honestly would rather have a gay transgender militant muslim as a child than one who watched anime.
this was me but yesterday, didn't go out last night bc i have no friends
someone stop us
save us from ourselves
Tell us why are you?
>Lowest level jobs I can find require several year's experience in another company
>No entry level jobs where you don't need experience to be found
ah yes FASCINATING MM REALLY GOOD
my phone's still a pay as you go nokia 2310
Brits are the most powerful race in the world
if karma was real, britain would have disappeared from the face of the earth
looks tasty
you got polyphonics on that?
looks like it'd just be annoying to eat, would much rather have just some meatballs in a bowl with some bread on the side
me
I have a transgender relative and they watch anime
I absolutely hate Ethiopians me.
We are blessed with another week of toil, toilsmen, praise be to toilberg
no you wouldnt
be quiet
>Actress and campaigner Emma Watson has donated £1 million to a new campaign aimed at ending sexual harassment in the UK.
>“More than half of all women, and nearly two-thirds of women aged 18 to 24, say they have experienced sexual harassment at work. This should not be tolerated"
Well I could have saved you a million quid there love. It isn't tolerated.
just around 35,500 posts left till I get a post with the digits "24601" at the end of them
Great concept
Bad execution
>I don't have enough money to buy this outright so I will pay more money for it over time
Never understood this. Nothing is ever essential enough to commit to two years of payments. Just get a cheaper version. The only exception I will grant is a mortgage.
if a job says "requires 1 year previous experience" it's just to scare off the unconfident timewasters
yes I would
shut up before I snap your keyboard in half you insipid little twerp
I remember the Nokia 7250. It was like £400 in the Argos catalog when released
Crazy how most technologies get cheaper as time goes on yet phones remain expensive.
Also the N95 is the greatest phone ever made
were you a 90s Asian businessman at the start?
Mtf or ftm?
>he toils
>he pays rent
People in prison have more freedom than you do, toiling all day for toilberg, then gladly giving 1/2 of it away to rentberg
How can you even call yourself human at this point
weather turning towards a storm
broken down
a road
continue on
co-existence
entertaining paradise
yes its got the piano-sounding nokia tone
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the second one
Indians btfo again
Who did you go out with the night before then?
I wanted a cool flip phone like in the Matrix so my mum got me the first one
hat that man
Employers' hands typed this
passable?
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was talking about napoleon x
>hat that man
Your just paying extra to have the better version early.
You wouldn't want your friends to make fun of you for having a cheap phone would you?
Societyberg expects it of me
look at this webm
I promise you'll find it amusing
moi
that guitar one is dreadful
>0:27
mtf
a little bit
I feel like I’ve ascended from the bleak reality that is modern day life, I’m a higher being among lowly mortals
My friends would never mock me for something so trivial and material. Because my friends aren't retarded plebs.
Really depressin how phone design used to be unique and creative but now it's all the same glass brick and can't differentiate between any company in the world
>a little bit
they either do or they don't
which one of your family members do you think nonced him then?
virgin phones
was unironically on virgin mobile since the 3310 up to the r800
Tfw unironically would be freer in prison
Only in your imagination. In reality you must accept that you will never escape the hellscape of modern existence.
prison doesn't sound too bad imo
myself
the screens get progressively bigger until it's nothing but screen
>3210
>3310
>Siemens mc60
>HTC desire
>Samsung S2
>Samsung S4
I'm a bit behind with these things
what has /brit/ come to, a lot of american niggers
/brit/ is a fuckhole now
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haha
I have power fantasies when I'm shopping too
always imagine myself as a cowboy shooting indians and then scoring some frontier pussy
if they're putting the effort in (hair, makeup, dress, voice) they pass
but they don't do that all the time, sometimes they're just rather casual about it, and so they don't pass
I don't think they were
eeeeeeerrrrrrrrr, VIRGIN!!!!
how have you cunts had so few phones you can remember them all? I reckon I have had at least 25 phones.
Been sick for over a week now
Picks of their feet ta
> 6 years ago
if they don't pass naked without makeup, they don't pass
they're just a crossdresser
In about 3 and a half hours, Sup Forums winter cup continues on smashcast
Kino
modern life is really great
dont understand how u lads had so many phones i'm 27 and I had
some old nokia as a kid I can't remember
3310i
iphone 4
iphone 6
iphone 7
i've had 4 phones so far
Deano my man
fuck off billionaire
>I reckon I have had at least 25 phones.
Who's playing
>how have you cunts had so few phones you can remember them all? I reckon I have had at least 25 phones.
So we'll plot day and night
by the office water cooler
Toilberg's our target
let's rid us of toil
didn't get a phone until I went to uni lol
>pass naked
Tfw like to imagine myself as the scout of some kind of migrating barbarian horde or invasion force moving into uncivilised lands. Long days riding alone in the wilderness, nights in front of a campfire mapping out the lay of the land, living off hunting/gathering.
Bugman
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the penis is a bit of a giveaway lad
I'd DEFINITELY know they're a man if I see one
I'm not sure, but Sup Forums is playing
so by your methodology, most actual women don't pass off as female either then?
*lands on your foot kinda funny*
i didn't get my first mobile phone until 2013
have had many phones not to show off how ''wealthy'' i am but because im a android fanboy and i love tech.
the lads just performed a coup in the group chat
swindled my way into admin status and removed the other admins
l was going to post this alas l could not find the picture
nary a worry for l have it saved now
greetings from earth, visitor
Ar kid’s lost the plot
what if it was a VERY feminine willy?
How does that work
just made a case for the pregnant man emoji