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A Farewell to Frogs edition

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If jon fucks dani on that boat, will she be calling it rape later as well?

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>and out of the series

>tfw no frog gf

What if Tommen's wedding night was broadcasted across all KL?

who the FUCK is azor ahai?


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They kill Bad Poosy and then get rid of Meera in the next episode. Do D+D hate waifus?

You forgot Jorah

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It would be referred to as the night of the fappening

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>no Stannis

>3 better than 2

they like enabling dany and cersei fags

fortunately both they're days are numbered too

Is Cersei actress wearing RED SOCKS?

Take away with two hands, and give to us with a third.
We have alys

>people unironically think there will be a singular person who literally saves the world

normies here love battles

even though it makes no sense and they're 2 minute long sequences

It would have been over in like 10 seconds

And I bet Margaery wouldn't show herself nude

>yfw the real Azor Ahai is already dead

Foreign incursion.

Dude, she offered her faggot husband a three way. She is not prudish

Half a million people watching her fuck though

10 seconds and then he's ready to go again and again and again.

Also you know he went to town on her with his tongue, everyone in the seven kingdoms seems to be an expert at oral anyways.

>le tippers think this is some sort of art house shit that's gonan have a non-normie ending

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>my ears are full of fuck
>my mouth is full of fuck
>my brain is full of fuck

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So, gentlemen. The leaks have been right about most plot details so far but got the eps wrong. Think the rest of the season is going to play out as foretold on the leakscrolls of yore?

If so, kinda lame. But at least it makes it look like next season will be 100% ice zombie apocalypse, which is about all I have left to look forward to these days.

She gets off on being the peoples princess

tongue is boring

we wanna see some balls slap against her cute arse

>which is about all I have left to look forward to these days.

but there's always twin peaks which is way better anyway

more like people's pornstar

Tommen's balls are probably pretty dainty, so they'd just tickle her butt a little while he goes to town on her backside.

But that's okay, that just makes it easier for Margaery to swallow his cock, with her cheeks puffed out from Tommen's cum-swollen nutsack.

god shut the fuck up

The answer is yes. If you doubted the leaks you are literally, LITERALLY retarded. We've known its going to be Arya killing LF and Jon/Dany fucking for ages now.

I want the camera to show her completely bored while Tommen is giving her all he's got doggystyle

Will Hot Pie be killed?
Is his just baking some pies man

Smirking while tommens seed slides down her chin and drips on her tiddies

you can't kill azor ahai

Sounds like someone is cranky. Has your cock been milked lately, your grace?

DO IT TYRELL BITCH

I would imagine her rolling her eyes and trying not to giggle while he grunts and humps away like a maniac, his voice rising into high pitched gasps as he finishes inside her. Margaery turns, smirking, only to have the excited Tommen spray some more of his seed all over her face.

Damn, almost forgot about this fine kinography

reminds me, is the upcoming dune reboot going to be a series or movie?

Honestly, I just want Bran to man the fuck up and become the real ultra king.

I've slowly grown to hate fucking everyone in this show other than Tyrion and Varys, and while I know they ain't taking the throne, I just want some fucking randumb to pop in and do it just to tell everyone to fuck off

tfw no cute dornish gf
why do i keep posting this
tfw no frogfu

What's her reaction?

are you just going to ignore the cock in your face?

Dany bragging about her titles and Jon is just the King of North

what the fuck

Typical female inferiority complex and need to overcompensate writ large

Jon Snow, the first of his Name, King in the North, 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, Lord of northern and free folk, the White Walf, Slayer of Wights and White Walkers

It's funny because Jon actually is King of the North, but Dany doesn't hold shit.

It's a tactic. It's enough for Dany to reeeee over him usurping the North. Wait until she realizes "The Kingdom in the North" also includes the Vale and the Riverlands.

Probably wry amusement, although she would play it up with faux annoyance at Tommen.

"Your grace, that was uncouth," the Queen said, her husband's excitement dripping off her chin.

Tommen, nervous and blushing,tries to stammer out an apology, but Margaery had already cut him off with a finger to his lips, standing up and towering over the diminutive king.

"If you're so eager to dishonor my face, I think it's only fair that I return the favor..."

Before the king could do more than open his lips, the queen was upon him, rubbing her cunt against his trembling lips. From the muffled whimpering and frantic licking, Margaery couldn't tell whether the king was suffocating or having the time of his life.

It's funny because you can add literally any number of titles to anything and it's just fucking stupid
Jon Snow, King of the North, Slayer of the Undead, He Who United The Frozen Wastes, Some Faggot In A Wolf Pelt, the guy who had his amazing sword taken and held hostage by some permanently PMSing lizard fetishist

>those yummy thighs and perfect uncut cock and delicious balls

Who was this again?

*teleports to Dragonstone*
*teleports Beyond the Wall*
*teleports to King's Landing*

original pic is bullshit, I knew chicks that far more ugly than 1.0-3.4 girl

He can't even wipe his own ass and you Want him to be king?
The dornish lord at least wheeled himself around in his wheelchair but Bran needs to be carried everywhere, he's also the lamest, most unqualified character on the show. Why would you want something like that to happen, it makes no sense

I bet you're exactly like those fags from the burlington bar

>90% of Jamie's role in the series is vaguely reacting to the fact he's surrounded by cartoon characters

Euron is 10,000X worse

What if he's so inexperienced that he goes straight for the butthole instead

You really think Tommen "4 inches on a good day" can get it past her full, fat cheeks? All she would have to do is clench down and he'd be pounding away at her butt with no hope of getting inside her.

wedding night?

Jon isn't a smug bitch like Daenarys

Jon and Tyrion sure are bros

I want it precisely to happen because he's equally as much of a faggot as everyone else in this shitty show, but at least he understands his role and sticks to it. I don't even like Bran, but at least it'd be a better ending than lememe Jon Snow killing the undead and Cersei dying to dragon bitch, then one of them kills the other, happily every after iron throne
Everyone is retarded, but Bran's the only one even remotely growing the fuck up

Pretty sure that would be treason

>book jamie
>realises cersei is a monster in FFC, throws letter begging him to save her in the fire

>show jamie
>still fucking cersei midway through second last season

FUCKING GREYWORM GETS A SHOW ORIGINAL STORYLINE BUT JAMIE DOESN'T GET AN ARC

Why don't they ever have close up shots of vags?

What the fuck is this first year English student ERPshit full of repetitive prose

Bran is better as an intelligence asset. Unless he runs around telling people he can watch them through the Godswoods he'll be able to learn all sorts of shit through them and nobody will ever figure it out.

>white bois mad

>captcha: black gibbs
>black pirates remake when?

close up dick is a meme

close up vagina is useless

Oh come on, that one barely had any repetitive prose in it. You should have quoted one of my earlier posts, you'd have more of an argument.

>that was the last time they spoke as friends

woah...

Uh, yes. Just stick it in her asshole?

Breaker of Bastards, The Blue Rose of the Wall, Brother to Sansa the Wise and Arya the Wolf's Shadow, Smasher of Wildling Firecrotch, Diplomat to Giants

>but at least he understands his role and sticks to it.

Dude nobody understands his role, not even him
But if all you want is to watch the show completely engorge itself in flames, then it makes perfect sense

>Davos telling Dany Jon's achievement right in her fucking face
I chuckled

He doesn't leave her until the finale, lol

At least Euron has the magic sails excuse.

I only came into the thread now, it just happened to be the most recent autism spurt

the rape user
it was beautiful

So you don't read threads before posting? How disgusting.

>Daenerys wants to be Queen is forcing her desire on everyone else
>Jon doesn't give a shit and was made King of the North by his own peoples desire

This show already is in flames, which is precisely why I don't want any of the 'main' characters to succeed at anything. At least that'd be fun to watch.

The only thing worth waiting for at this point is Euron getting a kraken and more of Tyrion's drunken rambling with Varys

Not what I said at all, but okay creative writing major

Do one where the stableboy wants to fuck her but she rejects his peasant ass

AND HARRENHALL

And at least Euron is memetic enough to be entertaining like hell

youtube.com/watch?v=Gw5JyOtxovo

Sigh....

it really seems like they're making her look inept and childish but you never know

You actually did say that, but okay, kissless autist.

AH SHUPPOSE

>Bran is better as an intelligence asset.

He's the thorn in the side of the entire plot
Someone who'll cheat a worthy candidate out of all their endeavors by using the writers fix-all magic. Like Eureons teleporting fleet but alot more repugnant

what the hell is up with that bar? is that supposed to censor anything?

>writes shitty pseudo-fanfic erpshit on Sup Forums
>calls someone else a kissless autist
Go back to Fanfic.net, F-list, or wherever the fuck you browse.

Also, for the record since comprehension isn't your strongest point, I said I just came into the thread and that was the most recent post from you. I didn't say I read the thread. I didn't feel like reading to the bottom and scrolling back up to grab something else you wrote