GET THIS MAN SOME CHAP STICK!

GET THIS MAN SOME CHAP STICK!

Get. THis. Man. Some Chap. Stick.

Come back here lil howie!!!

NO! I don't want to go to the dentist!!!

is Howie /ourguy/?

Too much coffee perhaps? We've all been there :)

Come, sit down. We need to talk.

You know you want to...you'll get your candy after!!

Like what you see?

Sorry! No Deal! if you want my teeth youll have to catch me!

And I still got my chocolate! >:)

A little spice for your morning, perhaps?

Hey! Can I get some help over here? Do you know who I am?

Look.. Howie, we need to have a talk...

Hey!! Come hop in! We got room for one more!

Help! I ain't no tech geek!

Say my name...

You're... Howieberg

They always said I had a knack for fitting in tight spaces.

You put WHAT in my coffee??

you'd look better in a condom ;-)

Who wore it better?? That's right...I did...

nick cannon looks like a young morgan freeman in this

Feelin fresh hanging out with the pals!

Hey - hey buddy - I know it's magnificent. But my eyes are down here.

woah bro wheres ur pic to show my Epicness?

I deserve to relieve stress too, don't I?

Yo..Me and my buddy here, Pitbull (Mr 305 aka Mr WorldWide) just got a photoshoot done. Make sure to wear sunglasses.

Psst hey bud! Look over here! Haha.. pretty badass huh? Just don't tell my wife.

This faggot doesn't even know how much I hate him. Just don't let him find out that I'm only here for the free shrimp.

So my publicist decided that the mustache wasn't so good a style for me. Turns out the pedo look wasn't really a hit with my audience. But hey, live and learn, right?

Haha! I found my long lost brother! Just kidding... LOL! It's just some random cashier at this donut place >_

woke up this morning feeling like a princess! then i looked in the mirror, lol!

Ahhh! Zombie!!! Jk it's my dad :P

Candid taking a dump! Lol! Jk xD, I still have all of my clothes on and the plumbing isnt connected! aha!

Hey!! Get out of my way! Can't you see I'm walking my pups?

quality thread

Guess who's getting laid tonight!!

4 months of HRT...do I pass?