/brit/

early edition

snap

i want to have sex with britany venti

too early

thread postponed until 310

me too

me four

theguardian.com/books/2013/oct/18/noel-gallagher-fiction-waste-time
fiction mongs absolutely BTFO

She is the literal representation of the el goblino meme, give your fucking head a shake

munching a durrie

see
GET BACK IN

*hooks you in the jaw*

any jumpers for goalposts man in?

fuck off twat

why say lot word when few word do trick

my room stinks of gay sex
its ok though

same but the smell in my room comes from regular shit

big fan of this image
love the pale skin and freckles

I am fucking off. Fucking off to the thread where /brit/ is (ie. )

all about sports heads innit

Does gay sex smell much different to normal sex

room stinks of shit and cum

th- thanks

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*puts water in the milk to make it last longer*

anime

many IT lessons were wasted playing this

hapa traps are the future

smells like poo

What does gay sex smell like?
Shit and semen I assume.

*puts milk in the fridge to make it last longer*

yes this man definitely seems like an intellectual powerhouse and i will henceforth continue to seek worldly advice from him on such related matters of which i see fit

If you haven't been to the beach at least 4 times this week then gtfo

>hapa traps
very very very very good

for me, it's 8 ball pool "play friends"

dece

I just had a sort of feeling this morning
Something good was gonna happen today
Now there comes a sound without any warning
I just know it's good luck coming my way!

Goodness gracious, can it be? Someone's coming back to me
Who's that knocking at my door?
I've been waiting oh so long, I'll just die if i'm wrong
Who's that knocking at my door?

I know it can't be the mailman, the coal man, the ice man, they've been here today
Can't be the grocer, the butcher, the baker, they don't knock that way
If my sweetie's there outside, my arms and my heart are open wide
Who's that knocking at my door?

Me oh my, my oh me, guess i'm having company
Who's that knocking at my door?
See the time? Eight O'Clock. Sounds like a familiar knock
Who's that knocking at my door?

I know it can't be the milk man, the gas man, the bread man, who always collects
I hope that it isn't the butter and egg man, who writes out those checks?
If it's my sweet janny, gonna lock him in, lose the key
Who's that knocking at my door?

Can't be the plumber, the peddler, the porter, cause I've paid those bills
I hope that it isn't the doctor, the dentist, they can't cure my ills
If it's someone that I've known, gonna make him feel at home
Who's that knocking at my door?

How big is your forehead? Mine is 2 inches tall.

my sister is on holiday visiting auschwitz

would snap her up in seconds

Shut the fuck up dude.

don't like how insincere people have gotten

Isn't there a Brazil general for you to be shitting up?

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GRZEGORZED

nonce

Australians are the greatest bunch of people on earth
>happiest people
>best banter
>hardest workers
>most handsome men
>most beautiful women
>throw great parties
>polite tourists and hosts
>intellectuals but not arrogant
>enjoy the best sports
I LOVE Australians

whats insincere about that daneprick paki pissbag
she freely admits shes a cunt

I fully support transgenders because it simply means more poochie for me

oy vey

i did such a large cum that it dripped out of the coffee filter

why do people like hash?
THC content is minimal. It's mostly just dirt and/or chemicals. Some of it even has animal shit in. You can make hash clean, like bubble hash using kiff. But most of the shite you buy that has a third world country of origin is just dirt from the hands of the people who cropped the plants.

>>intellectuals

>the coffee filter
alri millionaire

shes not admitting it, shes being self-deprecating but doesn't mean it

*ruff ruff* hahahahaha *ruff* :D

i won't recommend them. they're not absorbent and very loud.

either it's an australian with a yank proxy or a brainwashed yank

can't find the motivation to do anything not sure what's wrong with me

noice

*pats your head*
haha

>very loud
???

Why don't you just fold up some bogroll? You need to filter out your sperms or summat haha

what kind of person tells you "hey i'm a cunt"

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snap

Someone who's not ashamed that they're a cunt.

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trichomes and live resin is expensive

I remember when,
I remember, I remember when I lost my mi-ind

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or someone who wants you to think so

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back the fuck off?

1 day left of the Steam lunar sale lads. Got anything good? I spent nearly 30 quid haha. Got some good ones though.

*applauds*

errr terps xx

AAAAAAA DRANK TOO MUCH COFFEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJ

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me on the left

ah yes

any interesting podcasts?

farmer missed a spot with his combine harvester

semen makes the bogroll tissue stick to your bellend

nah, did you?

business idea: maltese bf

she said the poles are all really rude and nasty

I downloaded a picset of her a while ago and I put it into my photo library so I could have a nice slideshow to wank to, then when I was done wanking I noticed the software had matched her face to my mum's and was asking if I wanted to merge them lmao haha

oi bruv wheres your gaming licence

Summer had a mental breakdown because of you scumbags

aids provoking idea

uber comfy

>images.duckduckgo.com.jpg

been waiting for a discount on nier automata but it's full price during this sale

Yeah, got about 10 games for £27-ish. 7 Days to Die was the main one, but I got Terraria, American Truck Sim, and Hotline Miami 2 as well.

ahaha what software is that
asking for a friend

link

>h3h3

it was entirely of her own volition

haven't played a videogame since november

*comfy overdrive*

joe rogan