>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
>Things that should never happen in a good film about Cthulu / the Old Ones / Lovecraftian lore
i just want a good innsmouth movie/shirt film, maybe directed by lynch
Cthulu capeshit extended kaiju universe when?
>Cthulu teams up with King Kong to protect the earth against the menace of the white race
>Cthulu is weak enough to get stunned by a boat to the face
>implying we are not better off fighting alien with nuke
As much as I love Lovecraft, Cthulu is not worth the hype.
>This ancient monster has been sleeping for centuries
>but now he woke...
>to go to college?!
>COME ON FEEL THE NOISE! starts playing
Meanwhile, what actually happens in Lovecraftian adaptations
>What if Beyond were real?
>Here is spooky cult, be scurred
>Here is madman cult leader Spookimus Arkham, pls be scurred
>Madman Spookimus Arkham falls into the sea
>I guess we'll never really know fur shore, lol
>movie ends
>Music plays, credits roll, weren't it scurry?
>this thread again
Just turn on the robot for Sup Forums already.
>Godzilla powerbombs punk bitch elder gods back outside of time and space
Short movie mang.
i'd rather have "all star" by smashmouth playing
A BOY FALLS IN WORSHIP TO CTHULU
>This ancient monster has been sleeping for centuries
>but now he WOKE
>"LET ME TELL YOU 'BOUT BLACCPEEBLES PROBLEMS! RAAAAAAAAAHRRRR!!"
C'thulhu In the Hood
>New from PLATINUM DUNES
>TENTACLE: ORIGIN OF CALAMARI
>A group of horny teenagers with cringy dialogue and no chemistry get hunted down dark hallways by a human-sized Cthulhu wielding a rocket launcher
>Cthulhu jumpscares EVERYWHERE
>Every time he kills, something explodes!!!
>Produced by Michael Bay, Directed by James Wan
>>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
it's not like he isn't vividly described in the call of cthuhlu though
i suppose r'lyeh would be difficult to depict on screen but you could make it work
WE WUZ FISHMEN AND SHEET
youtube.com
more like KINOTHULHU
Just do a complete adaptation of the story. That means Cthulhu gets very little screen time and it focuses mainly on investigator and the cultists. Make it a psychological horror with very little appearances by the monsters.
I think you mean
>2 hours of characters running around with a small focus on televisions that are broadcasting Cthulhu's mayhem
You basically just described Cloverfield.
Cthulu is a lame idea and all you faggots are too stupid to see why hollywood doesn't want to do it.
Most of the Old God stories are too short to be fleshed out into a single movie. Id say go for an anthology of Call of Cthulhu, Mountains of Madness, and The Shunned House. Shunned house is just a personal favorite that id love to see adapted
>innsmouth movie
>directed by lynch
That might work.
>*WARNER BROS.*
>*LIONS GATE*
>Shot of atlantis, on its walls; Egyptian Hyeroglyphics that show Cthulu
>INNSMOUTH HOTEL, there are thugs who are conceald in very heavy clothing
>Large, hooded thug pulls down his hood to reveal that he is a giant CGI shark man with reptile eyes
>Military troops are shooting cgi starfish monsters on the coastline, cops and swat are trying to take out fish people, stronk womyn is beating up green-frog-like-hybrids
>That weird slomo bwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- and an underwater explosion sound as a tomb is being destroyed
>Submarine is approaching a huge crevace made in the tomb, as tentacles comes out to that psudeo slo-mo st-st-st-st-studder stop, grabbing the sub.
>all leads previously shown in the movie is now stopping whatever their doing as looking at the camera,
>Ear shattering fart noise as Cthulu rises out of the water
>Donald Trump is ebil, him and his frog minions have the NecroCon (shortened for ease of digestion), trying to ctrulu cthulu
>Cthulu roars into the camera for a full 10 seconds, glass shattering and all
>Drumpf hair
>As Cthulu is about to smash the camera
>SUMMER 2018 SEE IN IMAX 3D
>necrocon (shortened for ease of digestion)
>they have to become Japanese girls to blend in
What did you guys think of The Void?
I thought it was ok but lots it's shit after half way though, first act was great though.
Pic related.
>new testament
>him and his frog minions have the NecroCon (shortened for ease of digestion), trying to ctrulu cthulu
how would you adapt the colour out of space?
Maybe give it to Trey Edward Shults, the director of 'It Comes at Night"? I bet he can make something out of the initial wonder, the slow decay and finally the creeping despair.
Call of Cthulu would only work if you didnt know it was a Call of Cthulu movie.
>detective in the 20s investigates a cult
>weird shit starts happening
>Town he investigates starts having random acts of mania
>still presses on to stop the cult but feels his mind slipping
>all of a sudden film starts going all Inland Empire
>end of the film you would see Cthulhu in the distance but it would be really subtle as everyone goes full mental breakdown
>this brave beast has defeated many horrors himself, but now he has to face his worth nightmare
>THE FIFTH GRADE
>Young Cthuhlu (voiced by Seth Rogen) gets bullied by the high school punks Azathoth (Adam Sandler) and Yog-Sothoth (Ryan Reynolds)
Other characters
>his nerdy love interest (Emma Watson)
>his father (JK Simmons)
>the popular girls (Kendall Jenner, Drew Barrymore, Kate McKinnon)
>the asian exchange student (Rob Schneider)
Concept art. What do you think bros?
>We will never get an adaptation of "Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family" starring John Boyega.
Why even live?
You forgot
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>2 20yo something, one cute fuckboy and one hot girl look at the silhouette of Cthulu from the top of a modern Ney York/Los Angeles skyscraper under a heavy rain
>tfw you will never get a good adaptation of The Whisperer in Darkness
>implying the HPL historical society's adaptation isn't pure kino
It isn't
I want a movie about the Dunwich Horror, though we both know the three professors would be 20 somethings and one is a woman and the other is black.
The Color Out of Space would be freaky as hell if the first half of the movie was dedicated to the asteroid discovery and how it's causing everything to explode in bloom and life... Until they notice the bugs are gone, the fruit tastes like crap and the dog's twitching to death in the corner.
Anyone that thinks that Cthulu should be in any action type movie at all has completely misunderstood the point of Lovecraft's lore.
Or more likely, never read a single story. Yet walking around with a "cute" cthulu t-shirt. Fuck me I want to die.
Black and white
Lovecraft is doing backflips in his grave right now.
Dogs can't see color tho
They can see some colors!
where's franco ?
> CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Has a cameo that sets up the sequel, don't want to spoil it
> ..And this unspeakable overlord of darkness..
> Go shorty, its your birthday, we gon party like its your birthday
> ..is about to find out..
> "heyyyyyy you got BIG muscles, wanna motorboat me and my *hiccup* friend camilla?"
> ..being the top dog on campus..
> "OMG is that godzilla he is looking HOT tonight"
> ..isn't as easy as it seems....
> *unspeakable onscreen chaos*
god i hope the jews are taking notes
>Silent pan of the ocean
>This starts playing youtube.com
>"Imagine a world"
>shot of underwater city
>"where we weren't the first"
>fart noise, stone cracking
>"to arrive here"
>A huge eye can be seen through a crevice
>tracking shot of a helicopter
>"we've got company boys" crackles over the radio
>gun fire, grenades exploding
>Cthulhu rises from the ocean
>shots of destroyed city
>close up shot of the protagonist with an rpg
>"ia ia this you son of a bitch"
>rocket zooming towards cthulhus scared face
>explosion
>"THE"
>deep one rising out of the water being shot at by US troops
>"CALL"
>navy seals dropping into desert shooting at nyarlathotep
>"OF"
>nerdy character reading the necronomicon looking surprised
>"CTHULHU"
>coming november 8th
NeoCon, surely
I'd watch this.
thats one hell of a pitch for a greentext desu. im pumped up
>"Cthulhu was a mistake"
What did he mean by this?
Kys, plebeian
To be fair, he always called his Universe "Yog-sothothery" so it's clear who is the main character from his point of view.
>implying that Lovecraft didn't self insert as nearly every protagonist in his stories
He's the main character. Nothing and no one else.
WHAT IF SEX WASN'T JUST A STORY
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>implying it's not 2 hours and 45 minutes of some asshole oceanographer running around trying to save his family while Cthulhu destroys shit in the background
>"hey nice to meet you cthulhu!" "You're pretty cute but are those...tentacles on your face?"
*RECORD SCRATCH*
>"Uh, n-no I just have a weird mustache.
>shirt film
I know what you meant but I still kekked
Lynch is no strange to shirt kino.
The first lyrics: >PAULIEEEEE HAD A RED SHIRT
>that is not dead which can eternal lie
>and with strange eons, even Chad may die
I am the original author of this, anyone can ask me anything.
Also thank you OP, I am flattered and honored.
I'm happy to carry on the Ear Shattering Fart Noise legacy. your pasta is pure bait kino
Sincerely, thank you.
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>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>paper planes starts playing
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>*coughing*
>CTHULU: DANK CORNERS OF THE EARTH
>2018
I like this one, I completely agree
anytime, big guy
I want a fucking Lovecraftian movies about outer gods, set in space!
>implying we should even believe that fucking captain
"I love college" would've been cool too
*ear shattering fart noise*