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Chadmure is going to be the Hero we need, but not the one the normies want. Here he is punking Robbs bitch ass.

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Post GoT actors in other roles

>decide to watch all the seasons again
>half way into season 1
this is just making me depressed with how the show is now

So after last thread, can we agree that:
Chad houses:
>Baratheon
>Arryn (sweetautist doesn't count)
>Tully
Twink houses:
>Targaryen
>Martell
>Tyrell
Bit of both:
>Stark
>Greyjoy

post yfw u will never see her again ;_;

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He didn't take his entire fleet ffs

At most he had his flagship and a small escort

Assuming he did t take.any.land routes

I like Edmure and his wide and hope they're happy

Lannister should be under chad houses too.

Who are the Jews of Westeros?

jesus how did anybody even recognize him...

This show will redeem itself if:

>launch mountain onto dragon from catapault
>wrestles in mid air
>rolls to pin
>crashes it to the ground
>helmet comes off
>Joffrey's head on mountain's body
>hound teleports behind him with Euron-O-matic 2000 and Cleganebowl happens

But Dany has dragons patrolling, how could he slip by so easily

Maesters

No, post yfw she's fucking Tommen.

>how

You should also add Denerys's awful plan. She passed Dorne, reached Dragonstone and told Yara to go all the way back to Dorne and come back again to Dragonstone with an army.

Why didn't she get the army while passing Dorne the first time?

#2 he could have easily slipped by

all you see is him and a horse.

>baratheons
>1 who pays girls to fuck him
>1 who only bangs 2 girls in his life
>1 who bangs dudes
>"""""chads"""""

Rhaegar cucked that entire house. He was ultimate alpha.

"Oye lad, you got a shilling, ye'?"

They def have some prime twink boyz

>Be entire Cassel family
>Be wiped out in loyal servitude for the Starks
>Be never mentioned of mourned by any Stark ever again

>post your ideal GoT cameos

That would take the show in such an abrupt but better direction that normies would probably snap their necks trying to keep up with it all. Frankenmountain vs Drogon vs Hound
fucking book it Dabid,

You'll hyped for Mad Queen?

I got that she needs to be at the site to properly command them. Which she can do from ship.

She somehow got to wessos with them.
So what stops her from travelling with fleet of unsullied after 1st ambush?

Why would Euron attack Dragonstone if Dany's not sending her dragons anywhere else? It's not his fault she's retarded

8/10 would watch twice

Three dragons covering the entire channel looking for a few ships is nothing, plus we don't know how far or for how long they go out.

The point is Dany could attack HIM

>Ultimate Alpha
>Gets fucking hammered so hard his chestplate IMPLODES
>H-he wuz ultimate alpha n shiet...

Who needs a script when you have airbrushing?

As The Prince Who Was Promised.

Joffrey and Tommen as well. And Jaime when he was young.

There's been a mad queen with impenetrable plot armour for six seasons now, not much else to look forward to.

>sweetrobin
>not a chad

Are these lists ironic, or do people actually believe them?

You know, why isn't Jaime on Arya's list? He killed Jory out of pure spite, and Arya loved Jory

Add Dayne to the Chads.
>name's Gerold
>literally nicknamed FUCKING DARKSTAR
>maxed out charisma, dexterity and looks
>staged a shitstorm in Dorne just for shits and giggles
>literally came into their palace and made a fool out of everyone just for his own amusement
CHAD AS FUCKKKKKK

>“I hate that Harry,” Sweetrobin said when she was gone. “He calls me cousin, but he’s just waiting for me to die so he can take the Eyrie. He thinks I don’t know, but I do.”
>“He wants my father’s castle, that’s all, so he pretends.” The boy clutched the blanket to his pimply chest. “I don’t want you to marry him, Alayne. I am the Lord of the Eyrie, and I forbid it.” He sounded as if he were about to cry. “You should marry me instead. We could sleep in the same bed every night, and you could read me stories.”
;-;

I am brand new to the game of thrones universe as I have heard of it quite recently. So I decided I'd get me an HBO member ship and watch it.
Now so far I've been greatly surprised at many things, the length of each episodes, they feel like movies, and the way everything flows so well together but.. . . . . . What the actual fuck they just killed eddard stark, the lord of winterfel damn it, I loved that guy, he was honorable asf, and badass too, I did not see his death coming, for a few seconds I thought he wouldn't confess and then there would be a miraculous pirates of the carribean escape, but nope, and right before he is beheaded I thought something has to happen, something has to friggin happen, they won't kill a major character, not this major, any one but him, but they did, and now my Mind blew into a million pieces.
Also btw FUCK PRINCE JOFFERY THAT NO GOOD INCEST MADE #¥%£•€•#>+€=%¥++€£#£#+>¥¥>
Anyway, yep just sharing my experiences I would greatly appreciate it if no one would spoil anything for me haha
Edit 1: alright so people seem to want me to update, well I coudnt leave it at that, I had to finish episode 10 and all I can say, fuck joffery again, and I'm so cool with the idea of Robb as king of the north oh and also
DRAGONS!!!! We have three damn dragons this is gonna be so great. I will add more updates when something major happens in season 2. :)

Say what you want but Isaac is pulling significantly more pussy than you are.
As of a few hours ago he's laying out in Spain being flirted with by three topless women. Feel fat and lonely yet?

Is everyone ready for the Night King to kill Viserion and then turn him into an undead Ice Dragon and burn the Wall?

Which are the best Bear houses? Besides Mromonts of course?

That's such a male answer. You know why Queen of Thorns has lived to so long? She didn't listen to men and their aggression.

no cameo, i just want pic related as jon connington
>tfw this will never happen

I always feel fat and lonely though.

>go directly past danery's home base

that's all well and good, too bad dragonstone is 50+ miles away from the tip of the crownlands and there's no way they could see eurons fleet

2/10 chicks, not even jealous

If I was a writer blatantly copying someone else, I'd probably say I dislike it to distract people too.

ASOIAF is an absolutely blatant copy of Dune. It's just intelligently copied so you can't tell, but the structure and skeleton of the story is all but redone.

>tf

Chads don't get slapped around by women.

>watching with subtitles

Whatever makes you feel better pal

>Arya
>Remembering her own list

Being topless at a beach doesn't have sexual connotations in much of Europe.

Don't forget the throwing shit at the measter and sucking Sansa's titties

lannisters are chad as fuck
jaime was a prime specimen in his youth
>heir to the strongest house in westeros
>best living swordsman
>handsome as fuck, could have any women he wants

>literally gay best friend

kek

Should've played Renly

How can we find out if Bran is a virgin walker or a chad strider?

hes playing Rhaegar

Rhaeghar

he's a virgin crawler

>not the Iron Bank

Log in to the weirwood.net and ask him

Is anyone else rooting for Littlefinger?

>Iron Bank
>Westeros

>both handsome
>both dead
Checks out.

Not handsome enough in that classical sense.

Jaime being the best fighter is a myth. He fought a bunch of chumps to inflate his reputation. Garlan Tyrell, Greatjon Umber, Oberyn, the Hound and the Mountain would all hand Jaime his ass.

Bitch looks like a Mexican house cleaner.

>Braavos is Westeros

name one (1) problem with it

Euron hasn't raped anyone in the show

By who's word? Barristan Selmy said Jaime was one of the best fighters he'd seen in a long time.

he'll give the night king his big cock

No, it sounds like the corniest shit ever.

>Tully
>Arryn
I don't care about your autism

>implying they aren't chad houses

The travel times this season just don't make any sense either.

>By who's word?
GRRM's words.

The way he worded Jaime's fights before losing his hand demonstrate he is trash compared to all the others mentioned.

>Girl literally lying on top of him and clinging to his arms has no sexual connotation
You are just sad

>Jon and Dany not on Team Incest

Edmure! Edmure king!

You clearly no nothing about the gays

too bad littlefinger is killed by arya in ep.7

I have no doubt that Mira knows the answer

Are those ocean currents accurate? Or just artist autism?

>Loses to a handful of people in a world where hundreds of thousands of men are fighters
>Li-literal trash
Holy kek

>Tormund
>Led surprised assaults on random, defenseless villages which involved complete annihilation and cannibalism
>Good guy
Also uncle Benjen said he lives to serve the three eyed raven.

I miss the well written dialog.
Rewatching scenes with Tywin is just depressing.

Boats move faster than walkies

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They haven't really made sense for a few seasons now. It's clear nobody working on this show is thinking about that.

yes

even though they fucked up his character since season 5

the king is tired. see him to his chambers

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Has anyone seen Matt Easton's GoT fight reviews?