All star cast in new Netflix "Stretch Armstrong" show

All star cast in new Netflix "Stretch Armstrong" show
will they be able to pull off a show about a toy though?

has she fixed her lisp yet?

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Did they say who the dad was yet?

Was it the gross old dude?

Christ, what are these projects? No wonder Netflix is on the verge of bankruptcy

i guess he's going to fight the patriarchy

sure, why not. i expect to hear about the fidget spinner trilogy of movies project any day now.

Felicia day is an all-star cast. She is barely even d-list. fuck, outside of The Guild which got popular thanks to youtube, what has she done. What has she done in the past 10 years that was worthwhile

She has a VERY small following thanks to Supernatural but that's it.

You'd think Hollywood would want to take better advantage of the only famous handsome Asian dramatic actor.

10/10 better than the emoji movie

How was the new MST3K 2: Electric boogaloo? Was it as horrible as you'd expect?

>handsome
>actor
Neither of these

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>normal human being on the left
>fucking pale ass hook nosed camel on the right

fuck

Seems like a real stretch.

feel sorry for Sup Forums (pre 2011/12) lesbians who had her as their waifu

Reminds me of that Wu tranny they always post on /v

Why is stretch armstrong asian now?

tbf it doesn't technically say he will voice Stretch, but even so, it says he will be a high schooler, and it's voice acting, not live action

>a gook nobody and some cunt

Absolutely no one will watch this, screen cap this now.

>(and Wil Wheaton too!)

DUDE LOOK AT US IN A TV SHOW ABOUT A RETRO TOY WE ARE SO NERDY PLEASE FUCK ME FELICIA!!!!

>felicia day
>wil wheaton

>wil wheaton
Holy shit, lmao. Literally everything she's in he has to beg for a part too. What an absolute cuck

Netflix is cancer.

Here, take my upvotes

Why do people hire Felicia Day? Everything she touches bombs. She sucks at acting and isnt attractive.

She must give amazing head if she keeps getting these jobs

Poor Short Round having to work with this untalented whore

I watched The Guild when it was coming out, thought it was neat at the time but not great, had a few moments. Has she done anything worthwhile since?

Fuck this board. Now I can't not notice how Felicia Day has a camel face.
>11/10 would travel to Tatooine

The Meme Show when?

Pretty much. I fucking hate her, I hate her stupid face, I hate her whining about muh age and sexist Hollywood, I hate her lack of consciousness that would help realize that she isn't hired because she sucks, I hate her audience of nerds that can't stop sucking her cock, I hate the whole pathetic desperation that comes with female streamers/actresses and all other women that have anything to do with video games and nerd communities. Fuck them all to death.

She did a pretty good job selling cigarettes

>(@wilw too)!
is there anything more pathetic than wil wheaton?
can he ever even survive on his own?

>a show about a toy
>sounds the wrong way 'round
>reminds me of a faulty bowl
>seven-coils not flushed down

>Felicia Day
>All star cast

kekekekekekeke

she attracts the middle eastern demographic due to her camelness

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somehow even worse

That premise sounds awful. Can we just let some properties rest in peace? No one wanted this.

>reading comprehension
It's fucking animated you ignorant cumstains.

>EVERYTHING TRIGGERS ME
At least criticise intelligently for fuck sake