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We Westworld now

Reminder Jon Snow is a wight

otp

First for pouring one out for the virgins of /got/

Aegon is coming

Does Jaime finger Cersei's bum with the golden hand?

I just saw the leak endings lads say it ain't so. It's so bad it might be true

reminder

Someone add this to to the lung cancer is coming image.

First for Euron thundercock

That's his sister. GoT sex ed messed him up.

>like the Old West and the Apaches
BRAVO D&D
R
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I thought she fingered his but in the latest cock-sucking scene

why didn't they give theon a blanket

>Finish watching a Game of Thrones
>decide to go to movie theater
>dress in my furs, boiled leather, and hauberk, befitting my status as a Northman
>fill my pockets with roasted capon, and Frey pie, in case i get hungry
>bring a skin of wine
>my mom drives me to the theater, but I pretend she’s a destrier since Ned Stark’s mom never drove him
>get in line to get my ticket
>speak in a clear and proud Northman voice
>the smallfolk distributing tickets clearly respect me, “Theater 3, ok?”
>”The North remembers!”
>witness what appears to be a Summer Islander accosting a fair maid
>realize she will reward me with her maidenhood for helping
>”Summer Islander, leave that chaste maid be. Are you of Jalabhar Xho’s tribe?”
>he looks at me confused: “Yo wat dis cracka talkin bout?”
>”You look strange without your feather-cloak, Summer Islander. Leave us.”
>try to keep up a brave face, but realize the pie and capon have leaked out of my pockets and are overflowing from my sweatpants
>”Yo dis cracka shit hisself!”
>Other Summer Islanders suddenly surround me
>Begin some sort of dance from their native isles, chanting “Woop there it is!”
>Not sure what IT is, I attempt to escape and summon my bannermen
>my cape gets caught on the door
>slam my head and wake up in an ambulance
>my mom is giving me a frustrated look: “No more watching Game of Thrones, user.”
>”It is known, mother.”

Fucking idiots come to the actual thread

Checked p

Czech'd

What is dead may never die, Ironborn don't believe in hypothermia

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He has no siblings except a step sister. Fucking a step sister is perfectly normal if not admirable

>digits
Shit end confirmed.

>according to GRRM Westeros is about the size of South America
>red line in pic related takes 4 weeks to walk if you are a lone backbacker
>historians estimate a medieval army composed of foot infantry, cavalry and baggage train would march around 10 miles a day
>this puts the estimated time for an average army to march between Highgarden and King's Landing at 28 weeks
>even if we are generous and say the Lannister army marches twice as fast as the average medieval army, it still takes roughly 14 weeks from King's Landing to Highgarden
>Jaimes army marches all this distance in one episode

Bravo D&D and fat autist

Given the quality of the show, I'm not surprised at all that it is written like this.

>yfw Stannis cameos as a White walker

>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied at school?, Are you retarded or both?

>b-b-but it kills you.
So? Is life a competition of who lives the longest?

>y-y-you get hooked!
No you don't, if you're not a kid and you know hot to smoke a lot.

>i-i-I-IT IS A WASTE OF MONEY
WHO SAYS YOU HAVE TO BUY A PACK A DAY, FUCKING BONEHEAD

>highly trained, highly equipped westerners can't defeat literal horsefucking stone age men
Lel

>posting a thread that was made after
fuck off

>"If you tried to stop Euron, you wouldn't be alive"
>"So why are you alive?"

You wasted those digits on a prune

>in the background, you see a white walker burning a young wight at the stake

>yfw the Night king bends the knee to white walker Stannis

F

Has anyone considered that westeros and essos are a small part of planetos? As in there is a whole world they haven't explored yet?
Think the New world

How do you know the episode wasn't spread over 14 weeks?

euron picked them up and sailed them there you dingus

That is one embarrassing image, cringed reading it desu

walking south is faster

Nomadic horse archers are fucking terrifying

The leaks have all been real so far. Can't believe how much they're going to fuck this shit up.

>How do you know the episode wasn't spread over 14 weeks?
If the Jorah scene wasn't included they could have claimed it was.

/our girl/
/our queen/

>What is the golden horde
Right on. It's like this never has happened before in human history.

>not knowing that Cersei's rotten snatch is also a magical portal to every critical enemy she has

thanks

t. Pussy

yeah its downhill

This.
Best girl since the start.

Unironically the best ruler. Imagine Kelly C as the queen.

>scenes are in chronological order

>mfw the leaks are already out for weeks before HBO got hacked

>D&D read Blood Meridian once
>th-the battle is like cowboys and indians

bravo

Dead soon. Who will be /our girl/ then?

>small amount of shirtless horsefuckers=the golden horde
Ohhhhh okay...?

t. Brian Cogman

>D&D read the Blood Meridian Wikipedia article once
ftfy

>Arya kills Littlefinger
>R+L=J Confirmed
>Jon and Dany fuck
>Night King kills Viserion
>Night King reanimates Viserion and burns down the Wall
>Cersei is Pregnant
>Cersei doesn't want to fight White Walkers, wants them to kill all her enemies

>100k Dothraki
>A small amount

Shansha

Fagits hack hbo and release episodes no one give a fuck about
shaking my head to be honest senpai (senpai means family)

where are all the leaks? I've only seen the one for S8E1

Cersei is going to save the North (and in extension, the Seven Kingdoms) by using the stockpiled wildfire in KL and incinerate all the White walkers.

And then they will call it the Battle of Fire and Ice

I could've come up with this shit in 5 minutes.

A FINGER IN THE BUM?

>see horse arching spergs
>create phalanx
>now their arrows do nothing

some should have died while travelling
a lot should actually die by disease

WHY THE FUCK DO THEY EVEN USE HISTORICAL REFERENCES

WHY

WHYYY DO THEY CLAIM TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HISTORY

WHAT THE FUCK

THREE ARROWS AT THE TIME WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKS

FUCKING MONGOLS DEFEATING WESTERN KNIGHTS WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

One theory in-universe is that Seastone chair was built by visitors from the far west.

DABID
WHATTIF IT'S LIKE THE APACHES DABID
DOTHRAKI SHOOT THREE ARROWS AT ONCE DABID
HE KNOWS HE'S FUCKED DABID

the leaks were hacked weeks ago but hbo didnt notice until recently

>people think time and space matter
>not realizing God Bran is warping space-time
>wormholes now connect far parts of the kingdom

it's so fucked I can't even tell if episodes take a couple days or a couple months because D&D make everything and everyone suddenly teleport and appear behind you.

>A Carl who cannot ride is no Carl
>A Carl who sits on an island and can't even try to block the entrance to a bay I shall follow until my death

No army in Westeros or Essos can withstand a bunch of moronic thugs riding around screaming and waving arakhs around in the air.

Who Team Lord of Light here?

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Mongols were actual badasses though, dothraki are retarded and use fucking backwards curved swords
And they go into battle basically naked
And they presumably have not trained in a long while

>implying you know what a Phalanx is
You are a retarded faggot that doesnt know the difference between a Phalanx and Testudo
Drogo alone commanded 100k Dothraki, did you forget that Caloreesi is now commanding every single Dothraki tribe? GRRM and D&D fucked it up blowing the numbers out of proportions early on.

Dany rides a dragon. She's the best rider the Dothraki have ever seen.

green-chili.blogspot.ca/2017/03/got-season-7-episode-guide.html?m=1

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>It's like desert and stuff between the most fertile lands and the mouth of the biggest river.
>It's like a visual play on western and stuff.
>The dothraki are the Indians and stuff.
>Pottery man pottery.

Fucking DnD are film school hacks.

Wow, it's nothing.jpg


What a disappointing story. Let me guess, Daenerys wins in the end. Yawn.

gib red priestess pusy

>FUCKING MONGOLS DEFEATING WESTERN KNIGHTS WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Chmielnik
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Mohi
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Legnica

Btw whats with all the english actors? Can't they ever hire an actor with an american accent in this show? I mean its mostly made for American audiences AFTERALL

>superstitious savages who saw this woman who doesn't get burned and has 3 dragons

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>arrows
Have they ever showed Dothrakis use bows?

Jaime's glowering at Euron has been the highlight of this terrible season

Wiil Jon Snu get bathed in dragon fire and come out unscathed?

>House Lannister now runned by Cersei and Jaime as millitary leader, two headed lion like two headed eagles
>Lannister's colours are gold and red
>their might is just a shadow of former glory, but their army is still one of the best in Westeros, outnumbered but still fighting against foreign invasion from the East
Is Jaime Constantine XI Drageses of Westeros?

Not sure if you're memeing or legitimately sperging out, but obviously Mongols had victories against knights

Enjoy your lung cancer, rotting teeth and ugly ass skin faggot

It is known, Dabid
Whitebois are no match for primitive buffoons dabid

be burnt his hand in season 1 so no

they will now, 3 arrows per shot, like a real life anime.

Even ignoring the fact that the ironbabbies built the largest armada in history overnight, do they really have enough people to man all those ships?
Do they actually have 1,000 ships? How many people would it take to sail one?
Where did all these ironbabbies come from?

>grannyfucker