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fashy gf edition

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niggers

Drudgery at dawn

>I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GUY TO COME AND TAKE ME BY THE HAND
>COULD THESE SENSATIONS MAKE ME FEEL THE PLEASURES OF A NORMAL MAN?
what did Ian mean by these lyrics?

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is there anything Gira can't do?

Getting coffee with a swiss bird tomorrow lads. What should I order?

>NANI!

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bought a chinky takeaway but wasn't hungry enough to finish it

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what did you order lad?

why do skanks make my willy so hard

because you're not a bender and that's a good thing.

I currently earn £40k lads. I could earn £70k in the same job if I move to Manchester. What thinkest thou on't?

beef chow mein spring rolls and some prawn krackers

That's breakfast sorted then

sure
manchester is decent as british cities go

Fucking hate women.

bit gay

I'll still shag them if the opportunity arises but not putting loads of effort into it. Speaking of which, I had one girl from work confide in me that she got pregnant from some twat of a boyfriend she had at the time. I acted sympathetic but in my mind I was thinking "You disgusting, child-murdering whore". I feel a bit ashamed of myself that I didn't call her out on it but I don't want hassle at work.

Fucking horrible, man.

my eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo

do it mate you'll be a literal king.

best spice girls song by far

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CHOOOOOOOOOON

bit awkward though

haven't eaten any fast food/takeaway in like 5 years

it just tastes like a salty fatty mess

manchester is actually an alright place

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el toilara..........

hate this song

>bounty bars

the choccy bar favoured by nonces.

PJW

drinking a glass of milk

good thing its sunday tomorrow

eating a cherry ripe

face looks odd

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oh god this is the song with like 2 minutes of orgasm noises from a frenchwoman

now then now then what happened here?

anime

Need a Brit gf lads
Don’t think I’ll make it through the winter without one
Send help

LOVE slagposting but even if one ever took an interest in me i dont think i could spend more than the 20 minutes it'd take me to start and finish around them, tend to feel a bit ill when they open their mouths

what's going on here?

two more hours

enjoy space *uppercuts you*

are Pauly

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Je t’aime je t’aime
Oh oui je t’aime
Moi non plus
Oh mon amour
L’amour physique est sans issue
Je vais je vais et je viens
Entre tes reins
Je vais et je viens
Je me retiens
Non, maintenant viens

same but for about 3 weeks.
crave it but i like that i'm resisting the craving becasue if i indulge i won't be particulalry satisfied.

nice peek of bum

>this

>man kick the ball

i would use it as an opportunity to give her emotional comfort so she would be open to a sexual relationship bceause even though abortion does sicken me slightly my moral principles mean nothing as compared to shagging

think i'm past the point of no gf return

requiescat

: a prayer for the repose of a dead person

any milkybar man in

listening to hardcore, just vomited a bit in my mouth

can't believe cheggers is dead lads

>there will probably never be a pan-European nation that can compete with China in the 21st Century before immigrants and refugees outnumber the natives in Western countries

dunno about this work experience business

im inhaling properly but cant get high

autoerotic asphysxiation gone wrong

Maybe you should try being less emotional towards people who have a different perspective than you. Just a suggestion, you're welcome to continue assuming anyone who ever got an abortion is a child murderer.

Nice digits

I will enjoy THIS space *spreads your cheeks*

I think i'm past the point of no return

dont believe you

Ezio: Requiescat in pace.

i have no gf but i must cum

I think I reached the top but still i got to learning

cock in my arse

post a tune then lads

Just been myself and got a gf no problem haha x, turns out going outside helps

*sprays a delicious pin point 40 yard diagonal pass which tickles the tops of the blades of grass*

>The gobbled sugars go through the yeast cells and are excreted as alcohol and carbon dioxide.

Ewwww! Beer is made of yeast poop!

IT'S UP

already have

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what news websites do you lads check out?

me:

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why do people dislike him
he's talking common sense

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comfy

why do they speak english in nigger puma

reading jacques lacan. shit's fucking dope

literally the most dire and lowest rated film of 2017

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So this is Mars... What a waste of flippin' money. A dire shithole devoid of any life. Birmingham is worth visiting more than this. NASA and Americans are utterly retarded. There is literally no reason to send a man there.

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because facts and logic aren't really at the forefront of the leftie agenda

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enjoy la

>is a piece of shit
>I haven't actually seen it
stopped watching there

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alri Paul

*puts in a crunching 2 footer which gives you a career ending injury*

woops sorry mate it's just how we play footy in england aha x

Unironically hankering for a gaggle of cute jap girls...

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hate fucking women

always lived life with a slight feeling of unease. never understood why

your soul is inhabiting a ticking time bomb

you're a shit reasoner, fuck sake

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you just set a yank right off on one for fuck sake mate????

PJW is the kind of lad who buys fresh tomatoes even though they're out of season because he mistakenly thinks they're better than canned ones

good post