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what did you order lad?

why do skanks make my willy so hard

because you're not a bender and that's a good thing.

I currently earn £40k lads. I could earn £70k in the same job if I move to Manchester. What thinkest thou on't?

beef chow mein spring rolls and some prawn krackers

That's breakfast sorted then

sure
manchester is decent as british cities go

Fucking hate women.

bit gay

I'll still shag them if the opportunity arises but not putting loads of effort into it. Speaking of which, I had one girl from work confide in me that she got pregnant from some twat of a boyfriend she had at the time. I acted sympathetic but in my mind I was thinking "You disgusting, child-murdering whore". I feel a bit ashamed of myself that I didn't call her out on it but I don't want hassle at work.

Fucking horrible, man.