I think it's time for a vampire thread, wouldn't you agree?
I think it's time for a vampire thread, wouldn't you agree?
Matthew Bennett
Parker Davis
If it'll help with Sup Forums's erectile dysfunction, then we shall have one.
Liam Phillips
Oh, I'm sure a vampire thread will help get their blood flowing.
Logan Peterson
Y'all. We only have a little over a month til October.
We can wait.
Nicholas Johnson
>fangora
>vampire
Nicholas Wood
Whaddup?
Ian Nelson
Ayy, mah nigga.
Julian Russell
Oh boy another forced Halloween thread.
Liam Gomez
only if we get zombies and ghosts too
Jason Rivera
Purge the monster loli!
Lucas Mitchell
October is the best month
Nathaniel Watson
Take your diabetes meds and chill out.
Jayden Rogers
I'm only here for the vampire titties. Vampire girls are my fetish
Asher Peterson
Ross Scott believes that as well.
Nathaniel Stewart
The only reason I'm watching the MH reboot.
Logan Collins
muda da
Carson Green
>Ross Scott
He is fucking bro-tier.
Ian Adams
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Ethan Hughes
would you let a fanged waifu suck your DICK ?
Ethan Cook
Top tier fetish
Henry Hernandez
I wouldn't mind a shapely, fanged cutie giving me a hickey.
On my dickey.
Jordan Campbell
Only if she let me brush her teeth
Kayden Martin
MOAR. She got a nice tongue
Owen Brown
my brothers
Evan Nelson
what is this?
Parker Long
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Leo Bell
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Nathaniel Brooks
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Kayden White
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Thomas Hill
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Cameron Kelly
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Justin Gray
No skin off my head. Mouth's the size of a coffee table.
Matthew Thompson
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Colton Carter
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Daniel Lee
They're not gonna bite you if they love you user.
besides they're probably experts at sucking
Brody Young
MOOOOAAAAARRRRR
Hunter Kelly
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Zachary Jenkins
>Vampire thread
Helsing, get the cross
>This old ass forced meme
this shit takes me back
Xavier Butler
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Benjamin Gray
The new Monster High. The parents are apparently going to be regular characters.
And Dracula is pretty cute.
Asher Morgan
Hold on, an interracial monster couple?
Sebastian Scott
so it's going be the students from the original series as parents?
Jose Lewis
I want Dracula with Draculaura porn.
Easton Hernandez
Make way for your master, vampkin!
Isaiah Clark
No, that's actually just Dracula and Clawdeen's mom.
Joshua Garcia
They aren't oficially a couple (yet), but the trailer really makes it seem like that.
> The werewolves move in with Dracula & Draculaura
> Dracula basically becomes a dad for Clawdeen's brothers
No, the old cast is still there, but with added parents. They don't look as good as the parents tho.
Connor Rivera
>It's almost time
>To get back to work
>Stake a bitch
>Make some waifufags cry
Jason Smith
Shut up Gabriel, you were fucking Dracula.
Jason Bennett
Know what this thread needs?
Robert Phillips
The only vampire that's Helsing approved
besides maybe sibella
Benjamin Roberts
There needs to be more Sibella, she's not Herny's favorite so he doesn't draw her much, she was my first ever waifu and everything.
Has anyone else done Sibella lewds or pin-ups or anything? You know she has legs
Jayden Murphy
Blood or Souls?
Landon Stewart
Steaks
Michael Peterson
STEAKS?!
Aiden Torres
I thought we agreed to wait till October before Spooky thread.
Christian Morgan
Nathan Myers
Maybe you don't get the reference?
Carson Green
>spooky
You some kinda racist per se?
Zachary Cox
Fuck yeah Baltimore!
Robert Moore
It's a technicality thread. Vampires don't have to be spooky.
Sebastian Price
Was Mina and the Count good, or is nostalgia taking me over?
Justin Gutierrez
Count Chocula is just too pure to be staked.
Hunter Miller
Vampries are spooky by nature.
Blake Sullivan
Nice, but that pic of dipper eating Cum was very creepy, I can't get off to kiddies
Oliver Garcia
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Xavier Carter
Yup. Helsing would only spare Count Chocula and sibella, because cuteness and cereal. Every other bitch with fangs is gettin the stake doe.
Aaron Flores
It was pretty good, I really liked Mark Hamill's performance in it. Not sure how a full series would've been though.
Noah Howard
Some good stuff in here
Landon Thompson
It was great
Nathan Diaz
No, no I don't.
Ryder Wright
yes
>tfw your vampire waifu will never succ you and suck your blood
Brandon Diaz
Vampire spess muhreen.
Ian Cook
It definitely holds up, it's basically a lighter and softer Grim Adventures
Jonathan Lewis
Oh boy...
Brandon Sanders
I'd let her do more than that.
Requesting Gruftine doing this. 65.media.tumblr.com
Sebastian Taylor
But that's heresy, fampire.
David Lee
Nobody posted Bun Bun, yet.
Oliver Martin
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Xavier Barnes
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Luke Butler
It's only a matter of time before somebody posts Mina.
Hudson Jackson
Shacking up with a vampire is a fantastic idea because she can make you immortal and powerful just like that. Having to drink blood and potentially avoid the sun is a small price to pay for not being able to die.
Easton Powell
And you're also knee-deep in pussy when you're not in your coffin.
Angel Mitchell
unless you're a Nossie
Owen Roberts
But then you're just fang - deep in pussy.
Connor Parker
You can still fug her without turning tho
Cameron Barnes
You'd think that, but unless your vampire gf has a place you can live and stuff set up for you then being a vampire in today's world would suck.
Jose Thompson
Depending on what kind of vampire you're talking about, you also lose the ability to enjoy mortal food and connect with mortal spirituality. I'd have to think about it if eternal life meant no more pizza and no more soul. On top of that, bloodlust isn't something that's easily shaken, and I wouldn't want my family or lovers to go all "why'd you turn me into a vampire and kill that guy" when I get a little thirsty.
Adrian Thompson
why would you though?
Noah Sanchez
Blood would become my pizza and while I have a few people I'd never hurt I generally just don't care.
Nicholas Johnson
That's a good way to attract the attention of a hunter.
Bentley Price
Long black hair is my jam
Jose Hernandez
>tfw the simpsons halloween specials were actually scary
David Merkin should've at least showran the THoH episodes when he was a part timer.
Jaxon Scott
I like the sun user. Also. What if i want ghost powers instead?
Matthew Barnes
I beg to differ
Kayden Morris
>Mina
Colton Moore
Mina's not a vampire, though.
Lincoln Carter
>you're only alive between sunset and sunrise
>direct contact with sunlight will burn you to shit
>you have to rest in dirt from your native soil and get stuck sleeping in bugs everyday, unless you can afford an armadillo or something to eat them
>you'll cast no reflection, which won't be a problem at first - until somebody notices that shit
>you can't go near crosses, even shit that resembles a cross by pure fucking coincidence
>or garlic
>OR wolfsbane
>can't touch anything made of silver either, that'll burn you to shit too
>holy water would be just as bad (anything else with a religious/christian connotation, really)
>you can't cross running water either. theoretically, a fucking garden hose could incapacitate you until morning
>depending on lore, you might inexplicably develop OCD and may have to count any seeds you may happen upon
>also, you can't enter buildings anymore unless you're invited
>and your being would be non-existent spiritually, your consciousness would shrink into sociopathy
Nah, fampire, that'd be very unwise unless you've really planned ahead on ways to avoid getting caught up by all this shit. Sure, you might luck out with one of the better power sets for the un-dead, but unless you can manage to somehow hide your power level flawlessly - you'd be absolutely fucked if anyone even suspected you were a vampire.
Brandon Bell
Sauce, bitte.
Adrian Thomas
>also, you can't enter buildings anymore unless you're invited
You can enter uninvited if there's no building left
Breakfest of the Gods, I can storytime it right now in another thread if you'd like
Caleb Young
FUCKING DO IT
BREAKFAST OF THE GODS STORY TIME, I DEMAND IT