Canon ships that shouldn't exist

You know it. I know it. They know it.

Why the hell are they together?

i thought UG sank em

friend with benefit fantasy.

Both are needy and desperate.
Lars can't get any better and Sadie is stuck on Lars because he popped her cherry.

Wasn't there a 200+ thread about this yesterday?

They're both scum, so they're perfect for each other.

most of the ships at the end of homestuck

They're both assholes. Assholes deserve other assholes.

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Because they compliment each other

i don't have a pic, but marceline and Bubblegum
it's gonna happen, and when it does, i'm gonna break the fucking tv, i will be the most pissed