Sell me this pen
Sell me this pen
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How about I sell you my pen?
*unzips dick*
IT SPINS!
>Not up selling from the pen to a computer with word processing because everything is digital.
It's like you have never done sales before.
as if he could
Ok, this pen, is actually an Oscar!
This pen makes you get dubs
...
This pen was used by Idris Elba
>this pen will massage your fingers
This pen will kill your mother in her sleep tonight unless you reply within 10 seconds.
I'll sell you this pen for a dime.
This pen was the prop used in the very popular movie Wolf of Wall Street
What, this pen? No no, I'm sure you wouldn't want this pen. I have some more affordable pens for someone of your... "position."
Niggrr
I dont really want to sell you this pen. Someone like you wouldn't use it enough to appreciate its craftsmanship. It's fine enough to make anyone look the part but I'm just not sure you'd appreciate it enough. If you really want it I'll let it go for a dear but fair price.
You pulled that pen out of your pocket, right? Then I already sold it to you.
If I sell you this pen will you die?
It would be extremely pensive
ONCE JOHN WICK USED THIS PEN TO KILL THREE MAN AT DA BAR
For Jews
You're a bic guy
DEAL!
Hey there pal, if you buy this pen I'll throw in a free copy of Fallout 4 for an extra 60 bucks.
i can't solve the captcha in 10 seconds... ;_;
Nigger
it was a pencil
la
this is a big pen for you
i thought i had immunity
i can't mr dicaprio you have the pen sir
Its a Bic pen
...
...
Es
PEN FOR SALE!
Ink's for closers.
kys piece of shit
anybody else ever watch those late night knife sales on tv?
youtube.com
Fuck you
this is a certified pen island pen.
a fucking pencil
Hmm
shit
oh shit
kys
...
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>people actually respond
Fuck
dude
the pen is
weed
lmoao!
AAAAA
Reddit HATES this pen
fu
But it's yours you dumb balding fat hack. Stop riding Marty's dick, he can't get you the oscar
oh fuck
I have to pretend that all these people responding to this shit are just b8ing because otherwise I lose all faith in humanity.
why i outta!
It didn't work.
Oh noes
It writes what you want
Kys
Have fun when you're mom dies, faggot.
Hey do you want to buy this pen?
pls
ddhdh
underrated
You MF
That's a dog motherfucker and it reminded me of the puppy I lost earlier this year wtf this is the worst thread
yo
you can't get any more Reddit than "people are so stupid I don't have faith in humanity, fucking sheeple"
newfag
if u buy the pen u get an oscar
damn