Be 50

>be 50
>have barren womb
>slut criminal sister gets punished for armed robbery and resisting arrest by being sent to a new city where she can own and invest with mother's money
>marries loving husband and pops out 5 beautiful children
>she's even a more powerful bender than you
>mom is even more affectionate with her
>the love of your life left you for his student he was fucking who now has 3 of his kids
>everyone sees you as bitter and pities you

will lin bend a bullet into her brain or use her cables to hang herself?

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I'd make her pain go away

>be 48
>have fertile womb
>be a slut and a criminal who rides around knowing she's above the law since her mom's chief
>fucks her two partners in crime and commits robbery
>permanently disfigure sister's face
>feel victimized for it
>is basically sent on a vacation and has a clean slate paid for her
>meets loving husband who builds an entire city for her, starts clan with him
>have lots of babies
>be successful
>be surrounded by love and family
>be mom's favorite
>never know heartache or rejection
>excuses son from all wrongdoings
>barely feels like lin has a reason to be mad at her all this time
>gets her way anyway as lin reconciles with her
>life is good, look amazing because you never feel stress and do yoga all day while your sister spends her time dealing with retarded gangs

Lin may be my favorite character, sad and resentful, only has her job and she still doesn't shit on people and accepts her loneliness while staying totally badass

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> be 24
> adopted mother is a slut
> doesn't care about me
> sleep with her son to get closer to her
> same indifference
> country is in chaos
> mother refuses to be mediator in unification
> i gladly take her place hoping to validate myself in her eyes
>everyone sees you as villain and hates you

>be your slutty adopted mother
>tell you you are my child when you obviously aren't at family dinners or actually with us as a family ever
>if you were looked at as my real child i wouldn't let you fuck your brother
>refuse to get involved in border conflict for shaky ideological reasons right after a political assassination
>you turn into a genocidal psychopath
>so does my son and he even builds your nuke to help wipe out everyone and helps facilitate your internment camps
>believe my son is blameless in the end and just lost his way
>you will pay for everything you have done however
>by the way you are totally my child why do you feel like you have no family stop being ungrateful

> be 94
> one daughter is a drama queen
> another is a retarded whore
> ditch them both, not even tell them who fathers are
> spend entire life alienating and shitting on everyone around
> live in the sticks doing fuck all while everything around turns to shit
> only decide to lift my ass to do something about it when specifically asked for
> even then immediate fuck off back to the swamp because fuck you

sokka is the dad
look at how brown the daughters are

>Have barren womb
>Have all the unprotected sex I want

Don't forget that you can't bang anyone on the force because your mother banged every rookie in earshot and now Lin has to avoid sex so she doesn't seem like a legacy slut.

>be Lin's Father
>be Suyin's Father
>neither of us have pictures
>both be criminals
>scary chief woman fucks us in the interrogation room
>we have no legal recourse against her
>we're both in prison for life
>she won't let us see our children
>she laughs at lin and makes her feel dramatic every time lin wants to know who her father is
>we both get lethal injection on the same day
>tell our daughters we love them

Mabel?

Guess Justice is blind

>be tenzin
>be dad's favorite
>my two siblings are jealous of me
>one is a genetic failure of a nonbender and the other is a hippie stoner lesbian with commitment issues
>always get taken on trips with dad that the other two don't go on
>never questions if my dad loves me
>what little time he has he spends with me
>i also am trusted with his legacy
>have the lightest skin so i never get profiled by the cops like my siblings do
>brother is mentally ill and an alcoholic and kind of retarded
>have hot childhood friend lin
>have a lot of sex with her
>her womb is barren so i leave her for a woman 20+ years her junior to continue father's legacy
>woman is my student
>we have a lot of babies
>unfortunately one is retarded but the others turned out ok
>is generally happy with life and knows lin is pathetic enough to take me if i wanted her
>brother will probably kill himself in his 60s or end up homeless in front of a pharmacy asking to suck dicks for change

You son of a bitch

man, I need to watch Korra. Seems like there's quite a few hot older ladies.

>be 40something
>be high
>what the fuck is going on
>wastes life smoking weed, doing yoga and eating pussy
>mom thinks i'm a degenerate
>won't commit to anyone or anything
>just wants to get high
>what's going on

aang is kind of a shitty dad
like, worse than goku

>be 57
>plan on killing yourself on your 58th birthday
>varrick and zhu li fuck it up by scheduling some stupid gay wedding that day
>be 58
>plan on killing yourself on your 59th birthday
>bolin and opal fuck it up by planning a gay wedding on that day
>be 59
>plan on killing myself on my 60th birthday
>disgraced war veteran who can't stop putting on weight
>everyone thinks my war stories are lies
>losing touch with reality and can't tell what's fiction or fact anymore
>starts to believe that i'm a fake like they all do
>dad never loved me
>i never had a girlfriend
>kissless virgin
>tried to kiss my sister in desperation once and she just waterbent me out the window
>sees tenzin has everything i want
>loving wife, kids, a beautiful ex that pines for him, dad's love, mom's pride
>i get airbending out of nowhere when i'm a fat crazy senior
>i do nothing special with it and i suck at it
>five year olds can beat me up with their airbending
>60th birthday is almost coming up
>ready to die
>get invitation to asami and korra's wedding scheduled on my 60th birthday
>hang myself backstage at the reception party
>am so fat the rope breaks and i just cry after having shat myself
>end up homeless in front of a pharmacy asking to suck dick for 5$

Lin likes to get the job done with no nonsense or bullshit so she'd definitely just bend a bullet into her brain.

What was the point of this character. She added nothing and was their for the sake of showing that Kataraa gave birth to a water bender.

I have no idea. I guess she was the only one not stupid enough to fall for Zaheer's infiltration but she pretty much did nothing the rest of the show.

I keep laughing at this

It's pretty sad that Lin is over 20 years older than Pema but is hotter than her. I guess Pema is kind of run down though.

I love Kya.

Pretty sure they just wrote a bunch of characters and simply hoped they would come in useful later. She really serve no role other than to prove that avatars can give birth to children with the bending of the other spouse.

sexy grandaunt

I feel like Kya and Bumi are just such hilarious fuck ups and Aang and Katara were too nice to admit aloud that they didn't understand what was wrong with them. One became an alcoholic delusional guy who got alzheimers and the other became a druggie stoner who pretends she wants to get high 24/7 for spiritual enlightenment.

So who's for Kya getting best girl.

I like to imagine Kya's a total nympho who goes through a ton of guys in a week and just dumps them so she doesn't have to put up with actual relationships. Tantric sex is like, religious and spiritual, right?

As hot as they look together, you saw that Kya is afraid of commitment. If she's this old and not wanting to commit then all she'll do is make Lin miserable and break her heart. Lin deserves someone who will step up and not play with her heart. She should fuck Kya at least to make Tenzin feel awkward though.

So Toph but a hippy instead of a hardass.

Kya will hurt Lin like Tenzin did, she will fuck her and chuck her. Lin should be with this hot young thing serving her food while Pema's tits get more deflated with every child she breast feeds.

Make it a "As long as she's in town" kinda thing.

Before she heads back to the SWT.

Yeah, like that. Less likely to be into hardcore femdom too.

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Yeah of course. Kya has several people in each city and during each stop on her bucket list for her spiritual nomadic travels. Lin is her last stop in Republic City.

>Lin: but I don't like girls! I'm straight!
>Kya: yeah but you're lonely and desperate so i know you won't turn down the opportunity to have a warm body in your bed, if just for one night, to fill your empty life
>Lin: you got me there

Bumi had a hard life.
He was also the best part of the second series.

Not unless you want lice-crabs!

Is there a nude edit?

Pema was an airbender oven.

I just want to comfort her

nope, Kanto is Lin's father: youtube.com/watch?v=7ySK-Oji-50

why did nobody impregnate her?!

I have such a thing for older women

>sticking your dick in crazy
Nah nigga.

everyone was crazy back then

>Toph fucked the entire Kanto region

Semen bender user.
She didn't want to be preggers and therefore bended it out after the act

FUCKING BREEDER SCUM!

Enough cactus juice renders you sterile.

But...it's the quenchiest.

So that's why Sokka never ad kids.

Don't do drugs, kids.

>Implying he didn't had some with Suki

How would he have kids if he is sterile, user? That doesn't make sense.

I can't believe they still had her acting like her 10 year old self at 94.

Actually no, I can fully believe that because it was Legend of Korra, but it was still fucking retarded and cringey. Same as dragging Iroh back from the dead essentially just to validate Korra's existence.

>guys

So Yoda. She's yoda.

Who do you think made all the small warriors of the Southern Water Tribe? He was the only guy around.

>be 16
>born in the slums with big bro who's a firebender for some reason
>born broke as fuck, but make it out of the ghetto through top genetics and pro-bending
>get all the free shit I want through endorsements and sponsorship
>can literally ban any number of hot female fans
>big brother even takes all the crazies and nerds with his aloof tall dark and handsome bullshit
>10/10 /fit/ waterbender chick decides to join our team
>I'm gonna slam dunk that pussy
>She's the Avatar
>I'M GONNA SLAM DUNK THAT PUSSY
>It turns out she's a bitch and she kisses brother behind my back
>shed some tears, but w/e
>later date another 10/10 goffick waterbender chick who's kinky as shit and rich as fuck
>barely even do anything, I just stand there being adorable
>oh shit, she's crazy too, better back off
>somewhere along the way I meet this weirdo businessman and become a rich and famous movie star
>get draped in even more waterbender pussy
>get involved in some fight or whatever during movie premier and become a literal icon
>literally drowning in waterpussy
>crazy goffick chick briefly comes back but then fuck off again
>later meet up with a 10/10 rich Earthbender chick, start going steady
>things get complicated when I get a job working for another 10/10 Earthbender chick who's hot but scary
>Man, fuck this job, this bitch is too crazy
>I think there was a giant robot along the way?
>Still chilling with my hot Earthbender girlfriend, rolling in money and fame from my movies
>I guess the world also almost ended a few times along the way? I don't fucking know.

This made me feel better to read.

Is there Asami one

>The only character to have a successful and chill life.

It's all because he unknowingly dodged a bullet when he didn't get too involved with Korra.

What if he remained with Eska? How will his life turn out to be?

>tfw you'll never be Eska's feeble turtle duck, spending your days being dragged around by the collar and impregnating her

Bryke said she is Gay

What about her?

What about the best rack in the avatar universe?

>Lin will never realize that her mother and Aang made sure she and Tenzin would break up
Can't have half-siblings having kids/spoiler]

How do you people know Lin can't have babies? Maybe she never sex.

They said she and Suyin's assistant that Zaheer killed are a part of the LGBT characters so we don't know. She could be a slutty bisexual like Korra and Asami are. With her fear of commitment I could see it.

I'm pretty sure Tenzin asked her about it after the SuYin incident, so she was already stressed and angry, so having kids wasn't on her mind.
And then he broke up with her. And then Tenzin's daddy had to stop her from murdering him.

He didn't break up with her that early though. Pema is 15 years younger than Tenzin and Lin, so she would have been too young during the incident where Lin's face got fucked up. She was his acolyte/nomad student when she met Tenzin so he and Lin were together for quite some time. I'm sure he discussed children with her, and though we could assume she didn't want any, she cried about Opal and Suyin's family and Bryke only confirmed that children were the reason why Lin and Tenzin broke up. So I assume it's more likely she can't have children.

>Lin has the shittiest luck in the whole of the Avatar universe
Why do Bryke hate her so much?

>Be owner of local police bar.
>youtube.com/watch?v=6eOkWCCNtHM

>Be Air Acolyte
>Wanna get some of that bomb ass airbending dick
>Decide to break him and his current, years long girlfriend up.
>Have 4 of his kids soon after marriage.
>Socially retarded Avatar comes to me for some relationship advice.
>Tell her to do what I did.
>Never realize that I ruined the whole goddamn series in this moment.

So, why were the Gaang such awful parents (excluding maybe Zuko)?
I mean, shit, Toph and Aang were bad, but Katara never even helped her kids get over the paranoia over Aang not loving them.

Did Pema actually break Tenzin and Lin up? I thought he just decided to leave Lin for her when Lin made it clear she didn't want kids.

She didn't want kids, though.

So Pema was the true antagonist all along.

They probably never told her.

Not that she couldn't, she just refused to. The kid thing is a big relationship dealbreaker.

So do men and women, according to Bryke.

>Why do Bryke hate her so much?
She's an authority figure. The only way she'd get it worse is if she was a dad. Bryke fucking HATE dads

>Korra's father
>dad
>de facto and then official southern chief

>Tenzin
>Dad
>More or less head of the air monks

Your memes do not withstand basic inspection

>be Mako
>parents died
>had to run with gangs
>get a good break with probending gig
>start dating this hot rich girl
>but sexy brown Avatar be wanting my dick
>break up with rich girl, start dating Avatar
>turns out shes a bitch who knew
>become a cop because why not
>Avatar gf gets nearly killed and leaves for few years
>never writes or calls
>become bodyguard to this prince
>wish everyday someone would invent the gun so you could take the bullet for him and be free
>fight a war against a giant robot and shit
>end up watching both ex-gfs become dykes and leave for adventures together
>self esteem crushed
Mako had a hard life.

She's a career woman. It's quite possible she just didn't want any, especially after seeing the example her mother/sister set for family life

Pema clearly states that she confessed her feelings to Tenzin while he was with another woman.

Gay for dick I hope

she grew up in a fucked up house. she didnt want more dysfunction in her life

Exactly, but that could be discussed if he'd loved her enough to get to the root of her fears. The thing is Lin is an insecure woman and probably could sense that Tenzin didn't truly love her, which is why he left her the moment a hot piece confessed to him and would give him babies.

Did Bryke ever confirm that Bumi was Sokka's bastard?

>in a fucked up house
Given how many people Toph brought in, in more ways than one

This is why Mako and Lin get along so well. Left to eternal suffering and repression. Though to be fair, he cheated on both girls with each other and had to deal with a bullshit amnesia plot from avatar gf after he already dumped her for being a psycho. He almost scored back with Asami who could have given him a nice life.

you dont think while toph wasnt looking that . . .