If Bruce Wayne had an instagram, it would probably look like this

If Bruce Wayne had an instagram, it would probably look like this.
instagram.com/danbilzerian/
What would other Sup Forums characters social media be like?

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instagram.com/danbilzerian/
youtube.com/watch?v=DFsD9WC37RU
myredditvideos.com/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I'm really surprised nobody has realized the drop in crime where ever this guy goes.

>instagram.com/danbilzerian/
Who is this guy?

Bruce might take pictures of him and girls to sell the whole "playboy" image but I don't think he's that into guns

It's all part of the act.

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Real life Bruce Wayne. Major money from who knows what, globe trotting, always surrounded by ridiculously attractive women.

no it wouldn't
the only thing this guy and bruce have in common are muscles and money

I think he got super rich by playing professional poker. Now just does hooked and blow for the rest of his days.

Trust fund kid that washed out of the Navy SEALs and now he pays pornstars and strippers to hang out with him so he can post it on Instagram.

Bruce Wayne is also several inches taller.

He got super rich from his dad's Wall Street shit. He's technically a professional poker player but he's lost far more money than he's ever won, he just gets to continue playing because he has a bottomless pit of dad's money to lose.

What else would Bruce Wayne post on social media? He'd literally be a Kardashian.

I could also see him posting Wayne Industry designs and charity work.

Do you think Bruce would release a sex tape?
>Edits it so the digital information lines up when he's out being Batman so he can use it as an alibi should the need ever arise.

Bruce Wayne wouldnt have social media cause hes not a faggot. Maybe a twitter that Alfred manages to keep up the facade.

>in b4 hurr durr social media is normal

You all look like children to women

The idea is he'd have social media to keep up the facade of playboy douchebag

Not seeing much Batman in this

youtube.com/watch?v=DFsD9WC37RU

So where does this guy live?
Is there alot of crime there?
Does he have a Butler or servant?

Is this a sign of the Hypercrisis?

No the Waynes are old money. You never see the Rockefellers on social media.

Way to fall for Bruce's social engineering, user.

Better comparison would be the Hiltons.

>What does Bruce Wayne actually DO?
>I dunno he's just rich and famous so he's rich and famous.

But Bruce is still handsome without his beard.

>look him up without beard
>first three results has Affleck
hypercrisis

This guy seems like a massive tool. Bruce's playboy thing always struck me as just a goofy womanizer. Has a lot of one night stands, maybe a bit of a jerk, but is harmless.

Someone who skips leg day every day

Disgusting.

I'm surprised nobody has approached Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen about a Simple Life style reality show

Everyone has social media user. Someone like Bruce Wayne who is a big social figure in Gotham should have one to promote whatever philanthropic project he is working on in the moment. That doesn't mean hes the one using it, he just pays some company to manage it like most public figures do.

Yes there are people who make a fortune out of making twitter posts once a day in behalf of some celebrities.