Sup Forums! I've been chasing The Hulk for years now, but nothing seems to work. How can I capture him?

Sup Forums! I've been chasing The Hulk for years now, but nothing seems to work. How can I capture him?

Is this a stealth SUPER canon thread?

Holy shit. I'll be honest. I'm the SUPER canon guy and saw the thumbnail and full disclosure came in here to talk about SUPER canon.

Rape the joker

*one of the SUPER canon guys

walk up to him and have an intense staredown the hulk is just an overgrown pussy throwing a big tantrum looking at him is the best way to calm him

Lose the mustache, make yourself a Hulk.
Everyone across all space-time will love you.

Keep making him angry and cause him to cause tons of destruction.

Then use this to rally Marvel people to persuade the President to order the military/Avengers to contain him.

You have to rape the Hulk

Forty cakes