You wake up in America, what do you do next?

You wake up in America, what do you do next?

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get shot after being offended by a female nipple

cry happy tears of Freedom wholeheartedly while running to the nearest gun shop

Try not to get shot and make sure that i am paying enough money to the cable and internet company to make sure i dont go to jail

turn on my computer and go to Sup Forums

Follow their traditions and shoot up the nearest school.

put my sandals in the ice box

clap

explain for curious foreign user?

Keep my shoes on in my house

Get shot

U couldnt be any more tumblr if you tried

Buy a gun
Get a McWagecuck job
Diagnosed with diabetes
Medication makes me bankrupt
Rob a store for more money with my gun
Get arrested
Go to industrial prison
Get raped by a gang-of niggers
They call me snowbunny
Get out of prison
Diagnosed with HIV
Medication makes me bankrupt again
Vote for Blumpf because he will make america great again.

I've never woken up anywhere else.

Go to an internet café or library, somewhere I can access the internet to contact my family to either post me my passport and bank card or get on a plane and bring me them themselves. I'd rough it on the street and go to food banks or steal food from supermarkets until my means arrive. Then I've basically made it to American without paying for an expesive aeroplane ticket so I'd have a bit of a holiday, maybe travel around a bit before I book a plane home. I wonder if it would get picked up that I'm leaving the country but never entered it, leading to my arrest.

Get taxed for being on the sidewalk and have my gun taken away by the feds, before a college campus rainbow haired hipster spits on me for being a white male

>get shot

This is America, not London.

tip the first person i see

Get shot up by a wild pack of niggers.

Go grab my shoes from the fridge and get shot along the way

Why do people here love making fun of Americans? Is it because they're only 54% white while being obsessed with race at the same time?

I imagine that's why he isn't getting stabbed

>54%

>paying enough money to the cable co.

this aint the UK, muhammed. we dont have to pay for TV licenses

I think this is a first for me to see somebody about suggest that you've got a better chance of being shot in the UK than in the US. What planet are you on to think that's remotely true?

Not him but my state is 95% white lol

Mexicans don't count as white friend

most europeans don't even take census of all the gypsies and syrians you have squatting in your borders so I wouldn't make fun of america having mexicans in it.

Ya i know friend

Source?

continue posting on Sup Forums

Walk down the street not having to fear someone throwing acid in my face.

flee like the pres
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the source is european governments dont take censuses the same way the US does. also your birth rates are much lower whereas the US white fertility rate is stable, we just have a ton of mexicans coming in.

>Walk down the street

Try every fastfood and soda drinks that are not avsilable in my country

b-but m-muslims !!

>implying that's worse than acid being thrown in your face

go back to Sup Forums all of you.

>US white fertility rate is stable,
It really isn't. Total Fertility Rate for white females (note: not even white couples) is 1.77 while global average is 2.1 children per women. For such a big country USA is well bellow replacement levels. Not to mention that over 50% of newborn babies are not white.

Immediately begin eating corn dogs and drinking 2L coca-colas, while I wait for my oxycontin prescription.

Good thing I'm not European either then.

"Hip-hop culture"

kek

if you want to meme at least get the right country you niggers

but they do in the crime statistic released by the fbi every year

Well according to the crime statistic it's definitely more frequent. Not to mention all the black on white rapes.

It's a "game" youtube.com/watch?v=JcbTzX4bubI

Oh wow a colored bar graph. Give me a list of everyone that died via gun wound in America and Evrope.

Allow a Black man to make love to my sister

>Sup Forums created this
>Sup Forums brought these posters here

Instantly and without hesitation take to twitter to disown DRUMPF.

>He hasn't taken the based Black man pill

Have that bullshit of an excuse they call breakfast

>Wake up
>Realize you are not in a commie country
>tfw you can do as you please
>tfw you suddendly you can keep most of your income
>tfw economy is stable enough to save money
>proceed to get rich

Is this a list that throws in suicides for homicides for no reason other than the inflate statistics.