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Television and Film #860

ITT: Funny Spanish Translations

SNEED & CHUCK ARE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened

How does this compare to Rick and Morty?

Now that the dust has settled

Chloe Grace Moretz "Hit-Girl should team up with Wonder Woman"

We're not so different, you and I

Be proud national socialist

Currently in the middle of a war and political turmoil

Why are they so fucking overrated?

How was this show? Was it kino?

We need an actor

Post essential 80's kino

What are some films where girls loves other girls?

What is his fucking problem?

Why is Sup Forums the most pleb and least knowledgeable board about the subject it discusses?

Bland cinematography

So who do you think it was?

I've been browsing Sup Forums for ten years nowask me anything

/wtc/ - The Witcher General

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Will the old Bill Burr every return?

What's next for Heather Graham's career?

Who was in the wrong here?

Just watched this movie with my dad after seeing the heaps of praise it gets here, and I was appalled. Blatant sexism...

What would you do to her

Fucking Idris Elba is a diversity hire through and through. We all know Boyega is...

Does anyone else think jamie lannister would be a good king?

What would the reaction be if Mulan was released today?

HAHHAHAHA PIIIIICKLE RRIIIIICK!!!

Best Austin Powers moment?

Spin off film when?

What were they thinking?

Am I a pleb for not liking it...

Will IT be shit?

If all of you are so knowledgeable about what good writing is, why don't any of you have your own show?

Post good female writers to prove you aren't a sexist piece of shit

*contributes nothing of value to cinema for the past century*

/wtc/ - The Witcher General

Ruby rose is /ourgirl/

What happened to actors with charisma?

This was a great movie

How would You Make a Modern Fantasy?

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Why does nobody root for the true hero of GOT?

Game of Plebs: Inverting Heroic Imagery

Childhood is idolising Rachel

You fuck my waifu?

If Death Note is a success what anime adaptations do you think they'll try next?

How irredeemably awful will it be?

So now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that this is the worst character in the entirety of Rick and Morty?

Don't mind me, just downloading the latest episode of Game of Thrones

Sup Forums roots for Ned Stark

Was this the most depressing moment in Star Trek?

Are you ready for Trump whining on Netflix?

'Wonder Woman' Tops $400 Million Domestic

How do you explain this?

What was the point of this character?

Is Passengers worth watching?

Is Justine /ourgirl/?

Why doesn't jon listen more to Sansa ?

Barely 2 movies in and this ungrateful fuck wants to quit already

Tfw you help a cunt with a superiority complex bring over tens of thousands of literal savaging rapists murders to...

PowerfulJRE Podcast No. 1000 August 19th

On the real though what is he doing

Are chinese okay with getting blacked in hollywood?

What's a cancelled movie you'd really like to have seen?

RIP John Boyega's career

What are some scenes that women will never understand?

Why did they cancel her show?

Pls gib link to script

/ourgirl/ new video

1,228 days until Avatar 2

/lbg/ - Letterboxd General

New webm thread

/who/ - Doctor Who General

Overrated movie thread

Daily reminder that Olivia Munn was 'weeks' away from signing a porn contract before getting a callback from G4 about a...

Kino = Quinoa in Lynchian language Edition

Hottest women of 2017 TV shows (so far)

Is her career salvageable?

Tonight's the night!

Name one thing wrong with Terminator 2

Don't mind me, just being a Mary Sue

DUDE VOCAL CORD PARASITES

Blame Dan Harmon for this shit

What are Sup Forums approved girls still alive in GOT ?

Never watched any anime, will I like it?

Last day of weekend for me and in need of the most comfy movie in existance...

Past a certain age, a woman without a family can be a very bad thing

Who will be cast in the eventual remake?

Alpha male movies to watch with your sons

Dumb and dumber

What was the reasoning behind this statement?

Westeros is FUCKED

On Set Deadpool 2 Pictures Emerge

Who was THE Neon Demon?

Why are so many of his jokes animal related?

Josh Brolin as Cable sucks

Officially the most underrated show of all time

IS IT JUST ME OR IS SHE GETTING UGLIER AS TIME GOES BY?

New IronMan still

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

ITT: films Americans could never understand

What am I supposed to take from this movie?

Women are all cunts

What are your favourite characters left in the show ?

Expect pretentious 2deep4u weebshit

/got/ who will sit on the iron throne at the end? My guess is probably the most obvious one

I heard you are a boob fetishist....Is that true?

YASSSS QUEEN SLAY!

What is Sup Forums's favorite Pokemon movie?

Bronn, wheres his castle?

Series 7 has been the wor-

Armond White Interview

What's the best slasher kino?

Wtf I hate drugs now

ITT: Actors that never disappoint

DRAW YOUR LAST PATHETIC CARD SO I CAN END THIS YUGI

Post jackface, I lost all mine

Watch movie on 5.1 with DTS

"We have united Fire & Ice"

Guardians.of.the.Galaxy.Vol.2.2017.1080p.BluRay.x264-SPARKS

What does teevee think of Sarah Hyland?

Is there anyone here that actually went to film school or works in the industry?

ITT: obligatory anime for Sup Forums

Where did the GRRM book material end in the TV series?

Series or books?

Gimme your best reaction pics of LF

Which actors have performed the best portrayal of hitler in kino?

Speed vs Strength

Eyes wide shut iz real

I liked it, 7/10

Sup Forums roots for Jaime in GoT

Is there any way to stop the cancer that killed Sup Forums? if we ban capeshit and GOT can we salvage anything?

What music would suit best that scene ?

Jesus Christ JUST END THIS ALREADY

DUDE JUST OPEN UP THE BORDERS LMAO

Episode about the length rick will go to avoid talking about his problems hidden behind his nihilism

What is this show about? is it really that good?

Why do people support her?

Is it over for her? When was the last time a self-deprecating actress landed as serious role...

Why do Latin Americans and Spaniards get different dubs if they speak the same language?

Why is Sup Forumstv/ so hung up on the fact that the Dothraki and unsullied are "foreigners"?

/bb/ Big Brother 19

Is he a fuckup for failing to fill Daenerys, or a hero for trying?

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

If you could beat one character to death who would it be?

Prometheus worldwide gross: $403 Million

/got/ Game of Thrones General

Rick & Morty Worst Jokes

100k horde and dragon vs a division of the Lannister army

/who/ - Doctor Who General

Thoughts on this film?

>when someone says Idris Elba would make a good Bond

Member when Khaleesi was a cool character with an exciting arc that you actually wanted to root for?

She banged the director for this shit role

I want to focus on Littlefinger

ITT: Garbage flicks Sup Forums tricked you into seeing

This board is imploding due to an all-consuming hatred of reddit

Fine, I'll do it myself

This film changed my life. I'm a believer now

What are some films about a man who is rendered unable to love by a femme fatale?

PASITO A PASITO

I dare you to find a more punchable face working in Hollywood today

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 2017 1080p WEB-DL H264 AC3-CHUPAWAKE

Was he really the key to all this?

Is Lawrence of Arabia good?

Now that the dust has settled, what did I think of this /teev/?

Wait a minute let me understand this real quick

Hey user, hang out by the pool with me, I do not want to be lonely while there is no one at the pool!

Why are people who hate this film so completely incapable of expressing actual reasons why they dislike it...

Just give it to me straight

Good GoT actors

ITT extremely punchable faces

Any movies like this?

"horror" is a meme

This is a Chad in America

Scenes you laughed at that weren't meant to be funny

You guys know this dude is dead right?

1. When is the next Half in the Bag?

Hfw she hears the camera

Are there any good movies about hippos, the greatest animals on earth?

HBO Hack - New Developments

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Did they seriously expect us to swallow this?

Ummmm it wasn't supposed to be a documentary

Refuses to fight the Mountain and abandons Tyrion in exchange for promises of a castle and noble status

I am le smart woman and I have to insert myself as a character smarter than the smartest character in the show

Honest thoughts on Addams Family movie?

Why isn't this show talked about more on here? It's incredible

Who should be cast in the inevitable remake?

We don't believe in marriage where i'm from

In every blooper reel shes in the other actors are dying laughing and she just looks around like a cunt and when she...

What does this look trying to convey?

ITT: Recommend me some really good movies to watch on my flight tomorrow

ITT: Scenes you saw as child that gave you nightmares for decades

/got/ General: Westeros Gets Culturally Enriched

Why are there no good French Revolution movies? Pic unrelated

/who/ - Doctor Who General

What was his fucking problem?

What went wrong?

The scene where tumbler Tyrion realized that filling his homeland with brown savages wasn't a solution to solve his...

Now that the dust has settled, were the critics wrong about Valerian? Was it space opera kino or an artistic failure?

Why is picrelated the only funny female comedy writer?

About why the showed Jon getting pinned... George R.R. Martin has written the books to show the horrors of war...

Maise Williams could literally beat you up irl

Why do nice guys always get the bad treatment in every single kino?

Was surprisingly great

Sup Forums - the character

How come Mike Myers makes a single flop move (The Love Guru) and his career is over but Adam sandler has only made...

HEY WHOAH I FUCK A LOT OF WHITE WOMEN AND TALK LIKE A BUMBLEBEE

What went right?

This is a top 5 movie all time. Prove me wrong

Lets look into these new Rick & Morty writers

Honestly speaking what makes grown adults go so crazy over "geek culture" and "nerd" things such as fantasy and comic...

This movie is boring

Game of Thrones

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Tfw you find out 2 of your 3 trueborn sons will die...

Is Sup Forums ready for Aronofskino?

So is this the most successful money laundering scam in movie history...

Was he supposed to look so pathetic?

Is moving to Los Angeles to become a director/writer/producer/etc...

Let's not stand on ceremony here, Mr. Wayne

Preacher Live Thread "Herr Starr Saves the Series Edition"

Post 3 word quotes and we guess the kino

The racist assholes should go fuck themselves

Pickle Rick was GOAT

What're you going to buy?

/got/ burn the grain

What's the key to writing good comedy?

Harry Potter Discussions

TARS, set pleb taste to 100%

Watch Game of Thrones, goy. It's really good

Thoughts on this?

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

"White people can't fight."

How can I successfully spot a redditor?

Post movies that should have ended 15 minutes earlier or should have cut the last scene

What was his fucking problem?

Now that the dust has finally settled, is he the greatest director of our time?

"Well Dr. WONG, by the way racist name"

Why isn't there a Steam for movies?

I think Ang Lee's Hulk is underrated as hell because it's got some psychological underpinnings the MCU has barely...

I'm sorry I didn't catch that. Rickon??

Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb!

Which video game could be made a great movie?

People thought this was better than MoS and BvS?

What was the symbolism of this shot?

JUST FUCK ALREADY

What doth life?

Why do people like this character?

Everyone riding his dick now

Remember when Sup Forums loved Tim?

What went wrong?

How could the pickle rick episode have been rewritten to be good? be specific and as detailed as you can

When was the exact moment you realized that reviews are bought and paid for?

How do we get rid of Sup Forums crossboarders?

/bb/ Big Brother 19

How did the dothraki horde reach the main land without ships? I mean seriously...

Now that the dust has settled, we can all agree that Man of Steel was one of the best films the last ten years. Right?

Why do all Steven King adaptations flop?

Before season 3:

/trek/-Safety Protocols Disengaged Edition

Did you watch Takeshi's Castle or MXC as it's called in USA?

This was a fucking chore to sit through, even when I watched the ending at 2x speed

James Cameron Terminator trilogy on the way

Imagine how much funnier this show would have been if he had lived instead of Dany

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

What the FUCK is his problem?

Post mad men-related stuff

/got/ One True Queen general

The remake was better than the original

Season 1: one of the best shows on TV

Yasss queen slaaay!!

This was coppola's magnum opus, not the godfather 1/2

This is Valerian and the city of a thousand planets

What did millennials mean by this?

ITT what were they thinking moments

After this GOT season shitshow, what can we expect from this...

Isn't this guy supposed to have a god-tier endgame? Like Varys said, "Littlefinger...

ITT: bad movies you unironically love

/got/ Local Teenage Dragon Queen Ruins Everything

ITT: We cast a Fallout New Vegas movie

Stranger Things Season 2

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

What the fuck is this? Who greenlit this? What the fuck was Dan Harmon thinking? Why? Why...

/prg/ - pickle rockers general

Oh, a little child saw me fucking my sister

Will you guys please stop pirating television and movies? You're killing the profit margins for studios...

Ahmanet punishment

I´M THE ONLY ONE THAT HATES EMMA STONE AS GWEN STACY IN THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN???

Favorite foreign movie? Pic related is mine

These are the top comments on Adult Swim's official youtube channel for the episode...

/got/ general: THE HOOOOAAAAR IS PREGNANT edition

Blocks overhand swing from person three times her weight with midsection of rapier

What movies should I watch in order to pick up cute hipster chicks?

What's your favourite Rugrats episode?

TARS, set honesty to 50%

What's next for her career?

So what's this guy's endgame?

OOoOoOoOOoOoOoOo I am the ghost of Godzilla. I am haunting this board because I didn't get my sticky

Will IT be spooky Sup Forums?

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Friendly reminder that this is the final boss of the MCU

Why didn't you shave her?

Whats the next big "emoji movie"

Whats your favorite standup bit? this one is mine www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1wveGujCrI

ALL YOU SHITCUNTS KEEP SAYING HOW MUCH YOU HATE THIS REDDIT SHOW SO WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT IT?...

What does Sup Forums think of Maggie Gyllenhaal?

What the fuck is happening to Rick and Morty?

After the role of a lifetime he's been BUSY

Remember Yoda's butthole?

Dude lmao what if a series of deus ex machina happened xD

I would like to see Riri in nore films. She has an alluring quality

The Millenial Female Suicide Epidemic Has Begun

This is masterpiece. Do you think that jury members (those who are alive) regret their decision today?

What was the stupidest part of last nights episode?

My thoughts on The Pickle Rick Show (TM)

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Who was in the wrong here? www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG7xj76_-dY

FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE

Whatever happened to him?

What does Sup Forums think of Lupita Nyong'o?

NO NO NO OH OOOOUHUHUH...

This fucking show

Last got episode proved that Sup Forums is filled with misogynistic losers

What the fuck is his problem?

So GOT will be ending in the near future. So what does the future hold?

Give me one reason why I shouldn't side with Dany. As far as I know, she has the dragons, the armies...

So, is he kill?

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris announce seperation

Saviors of white race

What's his endgame?

Is this the craziest power level boost sans goku?

This is the scariest fucking horror movie I've ever seen in my life. What other horror movies spooked you real good?

Joe Wright's Dunkirk 5 minute scene from "Atonement" was a far better representation of the beaches of Dunkirk than any...

Wtf I wanted diversity!

What was his endgame?

What's your favorite spongebob episode?

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 6 (July 27, 2018)

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Is anyone going to stop this bitch she is going to flood westeros with third world animals forever changing...

The Golden Company

Who are your top 5 comedians?

How can Sup Forums deny this?

The TRUTH about Rick and Morty

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A JEW MORTY

IDRIS FANS BTFO

Comedians less funny than Joe Rogan

Just a reminder that the brain does not unravel like a ball of spaghetti and is in fact a chunk of solid neurons

Itt: post super handsome male actors

This is Henry Cavill. Say something nice about him

"Commander, I am lactating. You must remove my milk."

SAY HELLO TO MY LIL' FRIEND!

Let's dispel the fiction. Who here browses Reddit...

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A NIGGER MORTY

Everything is burned except for the ballista

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Burlington Bar's GAME OF THRONES Reactions

Plinkett Ghostbusters announcement

Sup Forums was right again

You wake up in America, what do you do next?

How can Sup Forums even compete?

Does Sup Forums like Emma Stone?

What was her name again?

Still the best capeshit ever made

Truly, they were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force™

Does Sup Forums like Jennifer Lawrence?

The best part of the new Star Wars

Sjws and the alt right have both completely ruined television, the internet, and politics for the foreseeable future

ITT: Actors who are literally you

Were here for da money

First look at Cable from Deadpool 2

White character made black

Burlington Bar GoT Reactions

/got/ - impregnate the bitch edition

Original Godzilla actor Haruo Nakajima dies at 88

Which is better?

My family convinced me to go on a family outing to the lake, and my hot-ass cousin will be there

Okay Sup Forums I just spent my entire summer watching female standup comedians. As of yesterday...

What the fuck is her problem?

How does it feel knowing that a trilogy will never top this?

Obvious actors you didn't notice until you saw the credits

Wolf Warrior 2 makes $35m on Monday

ITT: actors that are a huge red flag when it comes to picking a movie to watch

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Let's portray her as stupid, inexperienced ruler that brings destruction with a layer of her plot armor (dragons)

Why didn't they just throw it away?

Guardians.of.the.Galaxy.Vol.2.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO

ITT: Scenes women will never understand

PICKLE RICK LEFT THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb!

We don't have marriage in Narth

/got/ ahaha edition:

/who/ - Doctor Who General

/lbg/ - Letterboxd General

Some reasons why the most popular show of recent history could not become popular today

Hahahahahhaahhaha AV club gave the episode a C- HAHHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHH

Is she only popular because she's hot or is she legitimately funny?

What did they mean by a binding magical contract? What would happen if he just didn't compete...

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

*teleports behind you while being a continent away 10hrs ago*

ITT: lovable villains

Why doesn't he tell his siblings that Little Finger orchestrated his father's death and wants the Iron Throne...

What does Sup Forums think of Amy Schumer?

Why did they have an axe?

Burlington Bar Reacts S07E04

Is he the devil

He was literally 1 second away from killing the bitch... but since this is an SJW show...

The Emoji Movie: A movie so bad, it caused Pratt to legally divorce! (The Aftermath Thread)

Ok found a plot hole

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Sex and the city

How is he doing nowadays?

Cal did nothing wrong. Rose was an immature 17 year old, fucking around with an 18 year old homeless kid

Name me three (3) better GoT characters, I'll wait

Would the current US of A be able to survive against the white Walker army?

Millennials are losing their faith and replacing it with pizza, pushups and profound digital connections

How does she steer the dragon?

Is Kurt Russel the greatest action hero of all time?

Rick turns himself in to a pickle...

Dragons plothole

Who was I supposed to be rooting for because I was hands down rooting for Jamie and Bronn

“It’s all over between Amber and Elon and she’s devastated. It was his decision...

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

What was her endgame?

How did we go from this

Things that make you drop films instantly

After the unequivocal success of Wonder Woman, do you think Mothra will get her own solo film?

The good guy is actually the bad guy

What was his fucking problem?

Make Prometheus

How exactly could Godzilla withstand a nuke?

British documentary

Is he regretting his decision right now?

Best adaptation of dune?

Wonder Stick btfo

Hello, Dexter Morgan

Why does Sup Forums hate this show so much?

This was a shittier version of Logan

70% of his screen time is him just making mischevious facial expressions

The entire episode tonight was directed so you would be afraid Dany would die...

Is it to late to recast characters who turned out to have fucking ugly alium faces after puberty?

/got/ Gilly Edition

Why hasn't 10 Little Niggers received a good film/tv adaptation yet?

The Failures of Benioff and Weiss

Fuck you, this has been the best episode so far...

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Who is better actor? For me it's Batista tbqh

Why is Kirk remembered as being a space cowboy when he actually followed the rules and regulations of Starfleet the...

Can arya stark beat jaqen hgar?

Season 1 & 2 episodes are all written by men

What was Sup Forums's reaction to this when it first aired?

Goldblum is literally /ourguy/

No one talks about this show anymore. Not even normies. I thought it was the bestest TV show ever?

Now that the dust has settled, which is the better show???

/bb/ Big Brother 19

/got/ Game of Thrones General

So is it ok to hate on a show you'll never watch

Is her career finished?

If you were immortal what would you do with yourself?

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Your people can't fight

Be honest, who started laughing/screaming at this scene?

ITT: Propaganda movies

Did Oliver Stone really fuck up this movie?

Any chance of a Blood Meridian movie ever being made? How should it be done and who would you cast?

How the fuck do they supposed to defeat this guy?

Faces of Sup Forums

Why was Chigurh being such an asshole to this guy?

Entire fleet devastated

What did the ducks actually mean, then? Since they went away around season 3, but he still had panic attacks...

Why is his chin so fucking huge?

Arya is a Mary Sue and dany is a cunt

I fucking hate you when I used to like you, you piece of shit

Movie critics get a huge bug up their assholes, part CXVII

G of T / Jaimie's status

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Amber Heard and Elon Musk split

Considering how she has been carrying GOT this season...

What will his monologue be about on his next show?

Game of Thrones S7E04 The Spoils of War

Why did they insist on putting 7 books worth of material into one movie and then remove the central theme (addiction)?

Tfw the (((mods))) turned me into a nazi

I unironically like this more than Sherlock

Whoever choreographed this needs to be shot...

Rick and Morty S03E03 discussion

Sir Based of the Basedwater

So what was the consensus on this ?

Who else just became a White nationalist?

Yfw Sup Forums was right about female writers

Pickle Rick is over

STR fags on suicide watch

The state of this board

ITT: we introduce the new posters from reddit to Sup Forums memes

I have never seen an episode of rick and morty

So what have we learned today Sup Forums?

Would Pickle Rick be for or against physically removing communists? Would he agree with Snake Rick here?

That was kino. Apologize

Im wonder the smell of her pusy

Tfw I unironically liked it

How come baneposting never got a celebration like this

That was absolute garbage

Based Swaglord pissing off both newfags and Sup Forumstards with Pickle Rick

Jumped the shark

Computer, simulate an early 21st century image board that's absolute dogshit

DUDE FEMALE WRITERS LMAO

Doctor Who General - /who/ - We should have just let it Die Edition

Missandei- "I was taken away on a slave ship."

The good news is that R&M is tanking so hard CN has to resort to shilling on Sup Forums...

ITT we hate on this bitch

Since it's the (late) anniversary of the show first airing, let's have a thread for MDE Presents World Peace...

HI user, I GOT TURNED INTO A PICKLE!

If you found out that you had super powers would you big a good guy or a bad guy?

What the fuck is he doing?

We have 2 sets of main characters in this battle

IM SWASTIKA RICK

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks general

This is embarrassing

Rick and Morty Season 3 ep 3 discussion

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris separating

Better than Breaking Bad prove me wrong

This blatant paid advertisement

Nobody cared who I was until I turned myself into a pickle

You have to admit it was pretty well done...

WHAT HAVE I BECOME

So are we gonna fight back against the viral marketing or just fall for it

/got/ General - Queenslayer edition

What is your honest opinion on paid advertising?

Report in, all boards! Who's Pickle Ricking tonight?

For me this was the best battle scene in GOT

So does this just confirm the mods are fucking shills who let Sup Forums get shitted up for sheckels?

I'm drunk as fuck what do I do

GoT Episode 5 LEAKED

Give us Moot back. Sick of these (((mods)))

MODS ARE FUCKING PLAYING IT

I fucking hate this meme

Critcs are massive faggots

HOW DID THE WATER GET SO DEEP?

The Only Viable option for Iron Throne

TriStar Saddling Up Bull-Riding Drama ‘Bronco Belle’ With Natalie Portman

What are some other good films about NYC in the 1970s?

What does Sup Forums think of this movie?

We don't have marriage were i come from

ITT: absolute worst characters you KNOW are gonna shit on a scene when you see their faces

/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

So what's Gal Gadot's excuse again?

Post Trans Kino

Is he officially /ourboy/?

Kino opening of 2017

That feel when you try a new mmorpg and accidentally walk into an endgame zone

Jon the toddler draws a bunch of stick figures the cave's walls

Who is the best dad?