>Man: I'm already married. To justice.
>Sarah: Yeah. Only a blind girl would marry you.
jesus christ, really?
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Rick & Morty Worst Jokes
Sebastian Robinson
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Colton King
*BURP*** IM A SURVIVOR, MORTY. WE'RE A DYING BREED
Lucas Wood
>"Athiesm isn't an excuse, it's a reason. And tonight is feeling so reasonable."
Really, Rick? What an awful joke.
Justin Anderson
>Morty: You're not better than me, okay?! *BUUURP* Just because you've created life doesn't make you some kind of god. God doesnt exist! *BUUURP* There's more to life than life!
Thomas Ross
>There's only one God and it's All*burp*lah Morty, all heretics will perish by the sword! I'M MUSLIM RIIIIIICK!
Jacob James
top kek
Ryder Young
That's a line from Xavier, m8.
Aiden Price
what's happening here
Anthony Butler
I like the episode where the parents were yelling at each other
Jeremiah Bailey
kek xavier fags btfo
Zachary Phillips
>ARE YOU A SIMULATION MORTY? ARE YOU A FUCKING JEW YOU SON OF A BITCH?
Brandon Long
Blah blah drumpf kekistan race war now gas the cucks. They just wanna die! Holocaust didn't happen morty buuurp.
John Smith
>Morty is secretly watching a doctor apparently performing surgery through praying to God)
>Morty: (to himself) I'd like to see this guy pray an abortion
christfags and islamphobes BTFO
Ryan Nelson
>my sister died in the spaghetti lmao xD XD
Parker Smith
WHAT
Dylan Gonzalez
This show is seriously on that tier of anti-religious comedy/jokes?
Luis Harris
Jose Morales
>Rick: BUUUURP THE HOLICAUST D-DIDN'T HAPPEN MORTY KEK!
>Morty: O-oh my God! G-gee Rick, you can't say the holocaust d-didn't happen!
>Rick: THERE IS NO GOD MAHRTI THAT'S JUST WHAT THE JEWS WANT YOU TO THINK
Christfags and Jews BTFO!
Blake James
I thought this shit was real compilation for 20 seconds
Daniel Torres
Is that from pickle rick? I gotta admit that's pretty creative actually.
Wyatt Barnes
Yeah, in one episode all the libraries and schools burn down due to our duos mishaps and as a result everyone starts "descending to religion". They smash ricks portal gun because it's one of the devils tools so they have to get rescued by an inter dimensional testicle monster who dubs their universe "Retard universe 47B". Super heavy handed.
Luis Lee
nice
Charles Williams
> Rick: Here are my papers MORTY. I believe you'll find that I'm 100% Bruuupp pure bavarian phenotype.
Benjamin Myers
Ugh and I thought Family Guy was heavy handed at times.
At least Family Guy has the one episode where quagmire calls out Brian's douchey atheism. Doesn't seem like Rick and Morty would be willing to do anything of that sort.
Asher Scott
This thread is dragging Xavier down to the level of R&M.
Delete now.
Colton Evans
>There's more to life than *BURP* life.
John Ortiz
he's lying through his teeth because there isn't enough actual reason to hate rick and morty, like most of Sup Forums
Henry Williams
I see what you're trying to do OP. The sad part is it's working