You're an up and coming director given a huge budget to make the movie of your dreams. But there's one catch. The studio demands that you cast her as a character in your film. What character will she be.
Cast her
I'd rather have this guy narrate a full length documentary or something
youtube.com
She's a sweetheart but not enough for her to avoid the casting couch and suddenly get a leading role.
Cast myself as her husband and make out with her for hours to "get the shot right".
>she plays the daughter
>husband and wife have child
>when the daughter is 3 the wife dies in a car accident
>the father raises the daughter alone
>when she becomes a teenager she starts reminding him more and more of the woman he loved
>at the same time the daughter falls romantically for the father as well
>the dad fights off temptation while the daughter constantly tempts him and throws herself at him
>the final scene of the movie is the two of them at a dinner party
>the daughter runs her feet on the father's crotch under the table and wraps her legs around his
>the pressure is too much and they both burst out of the party and over to their car where they finally give in and fuck each other like there is no tomorrow
>the movie ends with them both climaxing at the same time
i will play the father of course :^)
She will be the recipient of a big black cock
this desu
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Is this some pornstar you losers obsess over?
Even worse it's an ASMR channel on youtube
The comments sections of her videos are so pathetic and depressing I want to kill myself
The West is done
she does asmr on youtube, shes gorgeous and pretty quirky as well
No, she's a left-of-centre parliamentarian in Slovenia, Asmar Durlink.
Can someone redpill me on the ASMR meme? I've heard a lot of explanations but still don't get it.
It's just whispering and tapping and shit? And that's supposed to make you comfortable?
What?
she's a youtube girlfriend simulator
it's a sad state of affairs
we've turned into japan
to watch qt innocent girls whisper in your eat as you listen to the spit form in their mouth while they look sensually at the camera
>left-of-centre
asmr is supposed to give you "tingles" its like if you've ever had a weird shiver, thats the best way i can describe it, some people like to just watch a pretty girl tap shit though
That's what they say it is but these days it's pretty girls whispering and tapping on brushes so that lonely ugly young men can pretend she's their girlfriend.
who is this cum plum
my e-gf
>She's a sweetheart
Keep believing that while she rides her Chad boyfriend
this basically I'm sure at one stage there was something to it. Now it's just an easy way for attractive girls to gain a youtube following and perhaps make some money off of it.
ASMR is killing the cam girl industry folks.
those 2 aren't mutually exclusive
>ASMR is killing the cam girl industry
oh heavens, what ever will we do
who is your asmr waifu?
calling this guy a chad? Listen to this creepy fucker
that's the joke, thanks
This
Only the cute ones get views
she's really really shit at asmr too
it infuriates me how I now get recommended channels who are bad at doing it because virgins worship them
That's actually less pathetic than the hypothesis.
Used to be Whispering Rose but she stopped making videos.
Christ. Why do you guys watch this stuff?
same thing with jellybeanasmr, she's awful
I'd say about 20% of her stuff is good, but most of the time she clearly doesn't realise what's working and what isn't
user's got you covered, bro it's pathetic.
where are my ephemeral rift bros
asmr glow is the worst
she's the prettiest of the lot but she can't asmr for shit
I see. I guess this is what teenagers are into now.
tfw it was way better back when it was just called the whisper community
Do these girls prey on lonely virgins or what
I used to be pretty into this stuff. Now when I do happen upon an ASMR video I just find it aggravating and I have to turn it off.
>Chicks whispering
>I don't find it relaxing just cringeworthy
>She picks up something plastic
>TAPS IT SO LOUD INTO THE MICROPHONE
Yeah nah I'm done with that shit.
Of course. They're just camwhores but they don't even have to get naked.
>Now when I do happen upon an ASMR video I just find it aggravating
I've got this thing where if it isn't working it makes me irrationally angry. Like I actually want to punch something because the sounds are so annoying if they aren't working.
What came first the lonely virgins to ASMR
Or the ASMRists to the lonely virgins?
A question as old as time.
Probably the virgins, if I'm honest. They have no stamina.
>he's never experienced ASMR
sucks 2 be u dawg
I bet there are degenerates here who watch eating asmr
?
I understand the appeal but it seems like most of you are just watching it for the pretty girls.
Is Springbok still around? She was the only voice I ever found myself relaxing to. That said, I never really stuck around within that little bubble. I didn't see the necessity of it.
>implying anyone watches this chick for the "ASMR"
I don't mind admitting that
I never got tingles, I got close once but never since, and I've listened to hours upon hours of this shit.
I just like being kept company by the qt, I'm incompatible with relationships so it's as close as I ever get, why should I be denied even that?
are you me
So basically is dead on.
are you really asking that on Sup Forums?
Sup Forums is the main target group for cute girl asmr videos
>I'm incompatible with relationships
Why is that? Is this simply a conclusion you've made your way to without ever having tried because you expect them to come to you?
fuck off normie
Imagine the stalkers these chicks must get
So I was dead on. Gotcha.
personally im a music major, when its late at night and im just browsing, i need some backround noise and some days after listening to music all day this is the one thing i can stand
STAND BACK LADS WE'VE GOT OURSELVES ANOTHER ELLIOT ROGER OVER HERE
Of course you will play the father user. I would want nothing more
softcore audio joi basically
wasnt even that user
lrn 2 check new ips redditor
not me
yes and no
I have had "relations" with women (I struggle to call them relationships) but it's a hundred different factors piling on each other
the big reason however is that I'm a premature ejaculator so I can't really be arsed to put all the other shit aside just to get embarassed in the end
there is no happy ending in that situation, you either play and lose every time or don't play and lose by default, because the prize is in the game
>asmr is all about girlfriend sims now
>all my favourite vids don't even have speaking in them
:(
Yeah ASMR Darling a shit, this is where it's at. ASMR done right
Does she even have a bf?
Her asmr is alright I suppose. I just hate the role play shit.
I watch it in the background when I'm grinding in mmos. I don't even look at asmr most of the time.
>>implying anyone watches this chick for the "ASMR"
She's good at what she does. High quality mic + relaxing voice
She's not my favourite but she's alright.
what a cute
too bad AWALT amiright fellas?
THAT GIRL IS NOT IN MY FILM
Hannah Baker?
It's always amusing reading the comments of these videos when one of these chicks mentions they have a boyfriend. It's "nice-guy" syndrome 101.
>Fuck you bitch, I go to the trouble of watching your videos for free and I expect you to fuck me! DOWN VOTE DOWN VOTE DOWN VOTE
kek
I'd cast my ejaculation inside of her pussy if you know what I mean
Don't go to the 8ch /asmr/ that place is full of angry creepy potential Elliot Rodgers
What in the fuck
>all these people projecting about asmr
>on the other hand, all these fags admitting they only watch because they're lonely
Fucking hell. I only watch these videos because they help me sleep. But now I feel I have to hide another thing I'm into because of you.
wtf is this?
As much as I think that would be hilarious to see, I'm going to take your advice and not go there.
>"Pretty girls"
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This crazy bastard is the best ASMR-er out there, unfortunately he uploads like 1 video a month. I barely even watch ASMR with women now, most of them fucking blow.
why don't women know how to use mics properly
jesus christ
Yeah it's something to see alright, they seem to obsess over ASMR Darling and Jellybean to the point of insanity
That's her boyfriend? He looks like shit. At least she doesn't look any better without her makeup on.
That Bluewhisper chick who everyone fawns over recently put out a video where a company sent her some clothes to "review." Basically paying her off with clothes to give their company a positive review and by extension advertising. This is where they're going.
youtu.be
wew lads
it's about attention for most of them not quality
>im a music major
...
Who here ASMR Bella? She muh Tinglefu
just watching it for the pretty girls
I disagree I don't see shit except pictures and it's better then anything else I've found
Pretty girls just have to be pretty, user.
this is awful
>Coming this fall...
>Elektra
I've watched her videos on those other websites, if ya know what I mean.
i fapped to it /:
considering The CW network has been making Girlfriend Simulator shows for a decade now, seems like we've been in this state for awhile.
This is fucking awful. The guy sounds like shit and he doesn't even have a good voice
>no qt asmr gf
Never watched her. Only seen her in a million repeats of meme compilations where she whispers "hey... it's free real estate"