Best Austin Powers moment?

Best Austin Powers moment?

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worth watching or is it reddit humor?

Both :^)

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I LOVE GOOOOOOOOLD

the first 2 are some of the funniest movies in the last 50 years

>Austin Powers 4 never

What is your problem?

Orange Sherbet

Reddit didn't exist when these movies came out thank god. I'm glad I was alive then.

Classic comedy. I still laugh when I rewatch.

Everyone who actually likes Austin Powers has shit taste and should consider pic related

shit,...ok let's just go with what we normally do, hijack a nuclear weapon and hold the world hostage hmmokay yeah...

the one where he goes 'shagedelic baby, yeah!'

>that sort of thing is my back, baby

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pretty much any scene with dr evil and scotty
youtu.be/fK8mneO8yvU

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t. millennial

You should have been aborted.

Do you like your quasi futuristic clothes, Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.

Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers.
What? Are you feeding him?

This monologue:
>Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Hard Knock Life, nigger

>My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets

Everytime

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When Beyonce showed up on screen as Beyonce and sank the whole shit series.

this what the fuck were they thinking

>Well, it turns out Vanessa was a fembot.
>Yes... we knew all along, sadly.

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Was it rape?

why won't you die

i dont get this at all and i have watched it
how would he have known?

It's a joke.

youre a joke

Which song was best?

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Opening is kino.

Michael Myers is unfunny as fuck but it's the only movies where he manages to be good

yeah but i dont get the joke

What about Shrek?

Voice acting doesn't count, meme acting is where the talent's at

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I liked him in the Halloween films.

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The humor is kind of similar to The Naked Gun, Airplane, etc.

>My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

This is true comedic gold.

>shat on a turtle

>last 50 years
how old are you, gramps?

The joke is that Austin's bosses knew all along that Vanessa was a fembot and didn't tell him, because they're an amoral spy organization. Don't try to make sense out of it.

I always got a kick out of the scene when he was trying to do a K turn in the tiny hallway. That and when the guard is screaming at the bulldozer like 50 ft away going 1 mph

Underage fucker you're not fucking welcome in this place

but did they actually know or were they just having a bubble?

I watched the first one and I probably should watch the rest of them.There were lots of hilarious stuff that I didn't remember at all, like this one

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K turn? Oh you mean a three point turn, you worthless fucking faggot

no. this guy doesnt know what hes talking about.

bond films did this a lot to not make a big deal out of what happened in the last film

that makes sense as theyre basically just parodies of bond films

That was mean

Really? Felt more to me they just wanted the silliest way to write her out of the story so Austin could continue comedically shagging babes. It'a a parody of how Bond girls never go past 1 film.

My favourite parts were always Dr. Evil's interactions with Scott.

Except for the zip it shit that was shitty after the first 5 seconds.

>If you have a time machine, why don't you just go back and whack him when he's sitting on the crapper or something?

>Who does number two work for?
>You need more fiber in your diet buddy!

Kino

i always thought it was a joke about her being a guy and how they all knew

movie 2 opening montage of dicks

>tfw watching this scene and Titanic as a kid
1997 was a good year

m-moar

I havent watched these in so long, do they hold up?

>Number 2: Hit me.
>Dealer: You have 17, sir.
>Number 2: I like to live dangerously.
>Dealer: *deals a 4* 21, very good sir.
>Dealer: *turns to Austin* Five, sir.
>Austin: I'll stay.
>Dealer: ...I suggest you hit, sir.
>Austin: I also like to live dangerously.
>Dealer: 21 beats your 5. I'm sorry, sir.

First one is comfy kino
second one is a lot of recycled bits, but still pretty good. also dat heather graham
third one has a couple laughs and Michael Caine but is mostly ruined by fucking beyonce who the fucks idea was that? All her scenes were god awful.

End it homo.

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bigger! HD quality! not this yify shit!

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HD didn't exist at the time. I remember pirating a 700Mo avi copy of the movie on napster and it took me more than a fucking week.

This is the only good zip it scene:

youtu.be/Ei_GZnrr1nw

It does now.
Criterion Collection: W H E N

Elizabeth Hurley is so fucking hot

Scrolling way too far to ser this. They even parodied (parodied parody?) it in last GTA5/Online update.

True it does, but most of the content related to the movie on the internet must be old. HD webms would have to be some user's OC on request.

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Jesus Christ boy! What did you eat?

For years, I thought she was Mia Sara from Ferris Bueller.

>Austin Power trilogy remastered in 4K with never before seen footage, behind the scenes videos/pics and multiple documentaries, along with a 25 page essay written by Dr. Evil released by Criterion
I FUCKING NEED IT

Yes it did.

>implying you wouldn't fuck prime Beyonce
Foxy too much woman for you, beta?

I love the way he looks at the camera here

I love when bathroom humor is actually done right

Ah Tom Arnold, I love that man

The rap song kinda sucks balls.

Go back to Canada.

She's doing the whole "WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT WHITE BOY" thing a bit too much.

>He thinks Three Point Turn is only Canadian

hahahahaha

Three-point turn is also used in the states and Australia.

That's because she's asking to be COLONIZED.

The moon base will be divided into two sectors. Moon unit alpha, and moon unit zappa.

Its dated as fuck, nothing more than middle school hype.

>from Belgium

Kek the mention that in the third one

DEEPEST LORE

this one. nothing else to say really

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>My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my wife, Oprah.

>k turn
What's it like living in New Jersey?

>You will never get to read "Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)" By Austin Powers

AOL jokes did not age well. Still nostalgic, though.

>Swedish made penis enlargement pumps and me: This sort of thing is my bag, baby

Austin in a nutshell gets me every time too

I'm not sure why, but I always laugh when he punches Basil's mother. Just the look on his face.

> you shot me right in the arm!