Are there any good movies about hippos, the greatest animals on earth?
Are there any good movies about hippos, the greatest animals on earth?
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be careful my mom will tear you right in half
Step aside
Elephant seals are the apex killing machines
20ft tall and 10000lbs of fury
Disgusting creatures
Jon jones just btfo of him couple of weeks ago
Over the long term a tardigrade beats a hippo every time.
HIPPOED
Are they really that big?
That's bad ass
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Greatest scene showing how dangerous Hippos really are.
Repulsive. Peak aesthetic predator coming through
I'd watch a hippo horror movie.
Someone post that documentary on Octopi.
Octopi are very intelligent and have the potential to evolve into far greater beings.
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>Octopi
Did you mean octopuses?
No
hippos are about as reddit as an animal can get
Octopuses (the word you're looking for) are very intelligent but no more so than other intelligent animals such as cetaceans and great apes, they don't have any sort of special evolutionary potential.
This big guys mouth would crush that cat
>me on the right
Hugo The Hippo cartoon. Best!
only time you'd ever posted that gif eh?
Octopussies
Motherfucker
Spoiler that shit!
lions run from hippos.
>hippos, the greatest animals on earth
>not elephants
Get rekt.
TRUNKED
Canada made a really good documentary about the house hippo
kek hippos got fucking canines the size of a rolling pin they could bite that bitch lion in half.
why is it being such a bitch? just run into the water nigger
That cat looks like a faggot. Real cats don't need your beauty standards
it clearly has aids or something
What's going on in this thread?
>ywn be big enough to casually hurl a deadly monitor lizard while chewing on some nice african grass
it hurts
honestly, I saw a Hippo last year in my local zoo, it was quite groundbreaking for me
the thing is the size of a fucking car, I thought it was like 150 cm tall at max but no, it's a fucking monster and that really scared me, I realized how powerless I would be next to one of them, it's ridiculous realizing the size of these shits
Saw some jaguars too and they're fucking huge, thought they were only big cats
Hippos are just gay rhinos.
this tbphwy
What's with all these reddit animals in this thread
>The sea lion
>Chad stride
>Cute as fuck but fierce
>Rips virgin animals apart
sea doggos are good friends
>whales
>intelligent
what do they do? just swim around with their mouths open.
Rhinos can only attack in a straight line, hippos have can move laterally, they come at you at different angles, can change direction. They're multidimensional when charging, plus water is not a weakness to them. Rhinos can't even swim
and it was a commercial kino thread all along.
Fuck forgot link
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What are some movies?
>ignoring the horn disparity
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You are right and your dubs confirm. It's octopusses.
T. Friend married a girl's whose bridesmaid 's dad was a marine biologist and she said that he said it was octopusses.
cute
OKJA
i asked for movies senpai
>Lion King Africa music starts
>flying panoramic shit of African grasslands
>hover in on tiny African village by a river
>Missionaries interacting with locals
>voice-over: "And every Christmas, in honor of God's gift to the world, Saint Nicholas brings gifts to all the good boys and girls."
>cut to classroom
>"So we're going to take turns standing and saying something you'd like Saint Nick to bring you on our Savior's special day. Let's start with you, Suzy. What would you like for Christmas this year?"
>cut to missionary's young daughter as she stands, zoom in on wistful, hopeful blue eyes.
>smash to black
>brief flashes of villagers running in panic through the night, screams, intercut with black screen with pounding heartbeat
>black screen, rapid breathing, screamed, "DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER!"
>cut to moonlit river, horizontal shot
>"Coming to the SyFY channel this holiday season - "Hippopotamus for Christmas." Be careful what you wish for."
Holy shit!
>when you skip leg day for 50,00 generations
>COMIN FOR DAT ASS, YA BIG LANKEY BITCH
Who was in the wrong?
The true hippo kino
>Swipe left if you're not into real cats, don't waste my time
>I only swipe right for lions and up, sorry catlets :3
That's what Big Whale funded textbooks have conditioned you to think
what are movies
When sabertooth tigers evolved for the sea
how did this thread get so far along
without anyone mentioning the best
rhino movie ever made
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evolved af
>looks like a weak bitch
When did the WE WUZ KANGZ OF THE JUNGLE meme start?
That isn't even its final form
What the fuck is it called?
winrar
I have no idea. Don't even remember where i got the webm from
...and it's beautiful
Hippo >>destroys>> Rhino
rhino had his main weapon sawn off likely by a poacher. course hippo wins.
i am on team hippo btw.
hippo has home field advantage in that one but i can guarantee you the outcome would have been much different if they had met on the open savannah
And this is what sux about conservation.
We cut the rhinos horn off to fuck poachers.
Rhino has no way to defend itself.
>that fucking IPhone commercial with the big ass Hippo coming out the water next to the boat
FUCK THAT SHIT.
Looks like the mouth of a penis
FUCK OFF HIPPO REEEE
chekd
They're both on there own home turf
Hippos are just better, more vicious and cunning
Look at how he turned toward dry land so the rhinos back was against the water. He met the rhino on his own terms and still wrecked him
No match
that's an asian elephant
that rhino did not even have his horn so it just goes to show what cruel opportunistic beasts hippos are unlike the powerful yet docile rhinoceros
GORILLANIGGERS BEWARE
>implying you could do this with a rhino
>on a raised platform
>holding onto safety bar for protection
you dont know what intimacy is
Holy fuck, those teeth
if he wasnt disarmed the hippo fatass would get skullfucked
Grizzlies terrify me. Big and powerful enough to just absolutely end you. Fast enough to run down a fucking horse. Smart enough to think around corners. Still small enough to get to pretty much any place you could hide. Strong enough sniffer to detect a fucking chicken leg two miles away.
It's like a fucking Great White shark grew legs, moved inland, and got terrifyingly smart.
*blocks your path*
*crushes you*
That's big ass hippo
Grizzlies are pussies
nah
Beastly
>poaches you
Black mambas are fast as fuck, can literally stand up on their tale and reach the level of a tall guy and just one bite has enough venom to kill a few elephants
This nigga is the most terrifying animal on earth
Aw he took a huge dump in the middle of the fight
That's badass
thats from that Werner Herzog movie
Polar bears are the ultimate land predator, i dont think anything can beat them
Elephants are pussies.
holy shit
gorillafags think they can actually compete