Are there any good movies about hippos, the greatest animals on earth?
Are there any good movies about hippos, the greatest animals on earth?
Justin Anderson
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Angel Brooks
be careful my mom will tear you right in half
Mason Phillips
Step aside
Elephant seals are the apex killing machines
20ft tall and 10000lbs of fury
Christian Thompson
Disgusting creatures
Angel Peterson
Jon jones just btfo of him couple of weeks ago
James Lee
Over the long term a tardigrade beats a hippo every time.
Samuel Rogers
HIPPOED
Carter Martin
Are they really that big?
That's bad ass
Anthony Turner
youtube.com
Greatest scene showing how dangerous Hippos really are.
Luis White
Repulsive. Peak aesthetic predator coming through
Brody Cruz
I'd watch a hippo horror movie.
Hunter Phillips
Someone post that documentary on Octopi.
Octopi are very intelligent and have the potential to evolve into far greater beings.
Chase Johnson
...
Jace Hall
>Octopi
Did you mean octopuses?
Logan Hernandez
No
Hunter Reyes
hippos are about as reddit as an animal can get
Adam Cooper
Octopuses (the word you're looking for) are very intelligent but no more so than other intelligent animals such as cetaceans and great apes, they don't have any sort of special evolutionary potential.
Jonathan Long
This big guys mouth would crush that cat
Nathan Gray
>me on the right
Caleb Campbell
Hugo The Hippo cartoon. Best!
Andrew Martin
only time you'd ever posted that gif eh?
Ryder Miller
Octopussies
Aiden Nguyen
Motherfucker
Spoiler that shit!
Jonathan Lee
lions run from hippos.
David Long
>hippos, the greatest animals on earth
>not elephants
Get rekt.
Parker Carter
Levi Taylor
TRUNKED
Juan Gomez
Canada made a really good documentary about the house hippo
Ian Rodriguez
kek hippos got fucking canines the size of a rolling pin they could bite that bitch lion in half.
Elijah Myers
why is it being such a bitch? just run into the water nigger
Hunter Baker
That cat looks like a faggot. Real cats don't need your beauty standards
Hunter James
it clearly has aids or something
Jackson Lee
What's going on in this thread?
Zachary White
>ywn be big enough to casually hurl a deadly monitor lizard while chewing on some nice african grass
it hurts
Robert Stewart
honestly, I saw a Hippo last year in my local zoo, it was quite groundbreaking for me
the thing is the size of a fucking car, I thought it was like 150 cm tall at max but no, it's a fucking monster and that really scared me, I realized how powerless I would be next to one of them, it's ridiculous realizing the size of these shits
Saw some jaguars too and they're fucking huge, thought they were only big cats
Luke Richardson
Hippos are just gay rhinos.
Daniel Evans
this tbphwy
Noah Collins
What's with all these reddit animals in this thread
>The sea lion
>Chad stride
>Cute as fuck but fierce
>Rips virgin animals apart
Anthony Carter
sea doggos are good friends
Jaxson Jenkins
>whales
>intelligent
what do they do? just swim around with their mouths open.
Owen Hernandez
Rhinos can only attack in a straight line, hippos have can move laterally, they come at you at different angles, can change direction. They're multidimensional when charging, plus water is not a weakness to them. Rhinos can't even swim
Kayden Cox
and it was a commercial kino thread all along.
Isaac Walker
Fuck forgot link
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Lucas Morgan
What are some movies?
Matthew Butler
>ignoring the horn disparity
Nolan Kelly
...
Isaac Lee
You are right and your dubs confirm. It's octopusses.
T. Friend married a girl's whose bridesmaid 's dad was a marine biologist and she said that he said it was octopusses.
Zachary Butler
cute
Christopher Morgan
OKJA
Jackson Stewart
i asked for movies senpai
Wyatt Johnson
>Lion King Africa music starts
>flying panoramic shit of African grasslands
>hover in on tiny African village by a river
>Missionaries interacting with locals
>voice-over: "And every Christmas, in honor of God's gift to the world, Saint Nicholas brings gifts to all the good boys and girls."
>cut to classroom
>"So we're going to take turns standing and saying something you'd like Saint Nick to bring you on our Savior's special day. Let's start with you, Suzy. What would you like for Christmas this year?"
>cut to missionary's young daughter as she stands, zoom in on wistful, hopeful blue eyes.
>smash to black
>brief flashes of villagers running in panic through the night, screams, intercut with black screen with pounding heartbeat
>black screen, rapid breathing, screamed, "DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER!"
>cut to moonlit river, horizontal shot
>"Coming to the SyFY channel this holiday season - "Hippopotamus for Christmas." Be careful what you wish for."
Tyler Moore
Holy shit!
Leo Williams
>when you skip leg day for 50,00 generations
Andrew Young
>COMIN FOR DAT ASS, YA BIG LANKEY BITCH
Caleb Gonzalez
Who was in the wrong?
Robert Ward
The true hippo kino
Xavier Torres
>Swipe left if you're not into real cats, don't waste my time
>I only swipe right for lions and up, sorry catlets :3
Jaxson Johnson
That's what Big Whale funded textbooks have conditioned you to think
Hudson Cox
what are movies
Elijah Torres
When sabertooth tigers evolved for the sea
Easton Ross
how did this thread get so far along
without anyone mentioning the best
rhino movie ever made
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Luke Moore
evolved af
Adrian Thomas
>looks like a weak bitch
When did the WE WUZ KANGZ OF THE JUNGLE meme start?
Ryan Gray
That isn't even its final form
Levi Flores
What the fuck is it called?
Anthony Ross
winrar
Bentley Clark
I have no idea. Don't even remember where i got the webm from
Benjamin Morris
...and it's beautiful
Josiah Bennett
Hippo >>destroys>> Rhino
Aaron Cox
rhino had his main weapon sawn off likely by a poacher. course hippo wins.
i am on team hippo btw.
Jayden White
hippo has home field advantage in that one but i can guarantee you the outcome would have been much different if they had met on the open savannah
Jayden Turner
And this is what sux about conservation.
We cut the rhinos horn off to fuck poachers.
Rhino has no way to defend itself.
Hudson Rivera
>that fucking IPhone commercial with the big ass Hippo coming out the water next to the boat
FUCK THAT SHIT.
William Fisher
Looks like the mouth of a penis
Jonathan Morales
FUCK OFF HIPPO REEEE
Michael Adams
chekd
Jordan Roberts
They're both on there own home turf
Hippos are just better, more vicious and cunning
Look at how he turned toward dry land so the rhinos back was against the water. He met the rhino on his own terms and still wrecked him
No match
Leo Scott
that's an asian elephant
Luis Russell
that rhino did not even have his horn so it just goes to show what cruel opportunistic beasts hippos are unlike the powerful yet docile rhinoceros
Dominic Robinson
GORILLANIGGERS BEWARE
Wyatt Murphy
>implying you could do this with a rhino
Nolan Edwards
>on a raised platform
>holding onto safety bar for protection
you dont know what intimacy is
Evan Watson
Holy fuck, those teeth
Josiah Clark
Luke Roberts
if he wasnt disarmed the hippo fatass would get skullfucked
Lincoln Miller
Grizzlies terrify me. Big and powerful enough to just absolutely end you. Fast enough to run down a fucking horse. Smart enough to think around corners. Still small enough to get to pretty much any place you could hide. Strong enough sniffer to detect a fucking chicken leg two miles away.
It's like a fucking Great White shark grew legs, moved inland, and got terrifyingly smart.
Matthew Johnson
*blocks your path*
Xavier Bailey
*crushes you*
Colton Anderson
That's big ass hippo
Lincoln Bell
Grizzlies are pussies
Kayden Sanchez
nah
Hudson Martinez
Beastly
Hunter Perez
>poaches you
Tyler Watson
Black mambas are fast as fuck, can literally stand up on their tale and reach the level of a tall guy and just one bite has enough venom to kill a few elephants
This nigga is the most terrifying animal on earth
Zachary Barnes
Aw he took a huge dump in the middle of the fight
That's badass
Camden Hughes
thats from that Werner Herzog movie
Cameron Ramirez
Polar bears are the ultimate land predator, i dont think anything can beat them
Jordan Roberts
Elephants are pussies.
Aaron Taylor
holy shit
gorillafags think they can actually compete
Jaxon Baker