DRAW YOUR LAST PATHETIC CARD SO I CAN END THIS YUGI

DRAW YOUR LAST PATHETIC CARD SO I CAN END THIS YUGI.

What if his last card was this?

*draws zoodiac raptier*

btw I love that card

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what the fuck you aren't allowed to put fusion monsters in your main deck put it in the extra deck where it belongs

MY GRANDAS DECK HAS NO PATHETIC CARDS KAIBA

BUT ID DOES CONTAIN THIS 5!!

This show was so fucking weird and off-putting but I still have fond memories of it. Too bad there aren't more shows based around games.

what the FUCK was Kaiba's problem Sup Forums?

does a better character in the history of the television medium even exist?

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Just a reminder that Seto Fucking Kaiba is the very definition of an alpha male.
>rich as fuck
>strong personality
>owns the most powerful and technologically advanced corporation in the world
>top-tier sense of fashion
>/fit/
>not a manlet
>man of science and technology
>certified genius
>known to have superhuman atlethicism and skills
>good looking
>has a customized Blue Eyes White Dragon private jet
Not to mention with KaibaCorp's power, influence, and technology. Kaiba could even run every country's government and turn them into puppets if he actually wanted to.

Jesus, I wanna see a Bond villain do that with a poker card.

kek, I was looking for this gif

you forgot:
>genuinely murdered someone over a playing card game

no he's autistic as fuck
>aloof as all hell
>obsessed with Blue Eyes White Dragon
>pursues his autistic hobby to an extreme degree
>no friends or girlfriend
>turned a multi billion military company into a company that made trading cards

So you win if you kill your opponent, cool.

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>attack directly and life point go to 0, you win

...so a regular dark magician, except more complicated

nah you win the match .. yu-gi-oh IRL a match is 3 duels

its banned tho because people just surrender before you declare an attack

>yu-gi-oh IRL a match is 3 duels
That sounds horrible.

>no friends or girlfriend
He is loyal to his waifu Kisara.

>turned a multi billion military company into a company that made trading cards
Yeah, Seto turned that multi billion military company into an even bigger company centered around card games.
Kaiba fucking owns Japan at this rate.

I Loved him in the movie ,, he was a total badass

>not knowing the difference between a match and a duel
Are you retarded?

Someone tried this on /k/

A thin cardboard card like real life Yu-Gi-Oh cards won't stop the hammer, but laminated plastic-like cards like in the series stops the hammer.

not really .. IRL a single duel is over in 3 turns MAX

Tier 0 deck can FTK (first turn kill) without you even playing depending on the draw

Tier 1 Need at least give you a turn to beat you and give you a fighting chance if you start second

everything else is irrelevant

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You're fucked now Kaiba.

t. Virgin autists who never leaves his house and doesn't know what "alpha" is

>be 7 year old kid
>watch yugioh
>try to copy the strategies from the show and get yugis cards
>all his cards hinge on getting 7 different cards in a distinct order
>play the game
>never get them and lose everytime
>quit and never play again
anyone have a similar experience with this shitty cardgame?

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To build a deck with the right strategy and cards can set you back a $100.

And then in one month a bunch of new cards come out that make your strategy obsolete.

Now I see why this autistic franchise became so successful.

why was the tv show so good? shit is legit kino for kids

What is the definition of "alpha" then, nigger?