sweden edition
/brit/
Jacob Cox
Ayden Ward
anyone wanna do a gta heist (ps4)
Evan Roberts
second
Samuel Cooper
>user wait, I just want you to breathe my farts
>why are you running away?
Christian Hall
...
Ayden Nelson
What's your PSN name I'll add you
Austin Walker
I think she's a man
Brody Russell
POSTING ITT WHILE I CAN
Ian Sullivan
get back in the other thread, dirty little slugs
Isaiah Reyes
fuck she's disgusting
literal proof that a woman's prime is 14-17 years old
Andrew Richardson
spic
Isaac Walker
No fuck off
Jeremiah Powell
Lia
Nicholas Nelson
YOU TOTAL FUCKING IDIOT
YOU FUCKHEAD, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, A FUCKING SHITHEAD
Easton Foster
Anthony Williams
OP here
sorry lads i fucked up
go back in the other thread
Jeremiah Reed
damn she went from a 9 to a 4
Levi Garcia
'
Jackson Morales
The faster you move through space, the slower you move through time. Your absolute velocity through space + your absolute velocity through time = the speed of light.
The faster to the speed of light you move, the more slowly you move through time. So if you're orbiting a black hole and travelling sanic speed like 10% the speed of light, then you are travelling much, much slower through time than some random cunt on earth.
Nathaniel Kelly
janny i'm really sorry i fucked up
Gavin Cook
wew
Kevin Martin
Luis Sanchez
how would hitler feel and react if he saw this?
Josiah Gonzalez
here i stand
Bentley Peterson
please please please
let me
let me
let me
get what i want
this time
Josiah Bell
Magilou tho
Leo Bailey
daydreaming of the oneitis again lads
Brayden Morris
evening mozza
Jonathan Miller
*holds what you want out to you, then throws it to another member of /brit/ when you try to take it*
Sebastian Carter
t.mohammed
Carter Garcia
Jackson Fisher
shit myself in the club last night LOL
Jaxson Bennett
vault the lot of them with a single leap from a stationary position
pshh, nothin personnel
Thomas Collins
HOWLING
Kayden Foster
...
Aaron Morgan
I get nervous when women at work touch my shoulder, how could I ever deal with intimacy? It's not possible
Ayden Allen
i don't think that the spic is the emma watson poster unless he was thinking up posts like this minutes before his grandfathers funeral
Parker Green
Real new
Evan Garcia
Don't you need to get over 50% speed of light to see some real time dilation, who lorentz up in here
Zachary Wood
BASED emma poster
Hunter Roberts
in awe at the size of this lad. absolute unit
Jaxson Barnes
...
Mason Clark
'
Bentley Sanchez
is The Greatest Showman good?
Cooper Lopez
Did you just have that saved or found somewhere or how did you make a webm that fast, teach me.
Lincoln Rodriguez
cheeky repost now its not 6am on a sunday anymore:
>be me
>the "Oxford Bender"
>talking to a cute asian boy, arrange a date
>go to a japanese restaurant
>hes super cute, about 5'3, nice personality
skip ahead a bit
>in bed
>making out
>feel 2 bumps beneath his shirt
>ask "wait... uh... what gender are you?"
>ITS A FUCKIN GIRL
>she gets really upset and i have to cuddle her and say sorry a lot before she cheers up again
>this whole time she still looks like a boy to me
>my dick is very confused but is still pretty hard
>SHE feels it
>SHE smiles and starts touching it
>SHE asks if i want to have sex with HER (female)
>am really confused but i dont want to upset her so i say yes
>strip her off
>shes got those cute inverted nipple things you see in porn sometimes
>she hasnt got a dick, just a vagina
>try putting my dick into her (female) vagina
>it feels kinda good
>have sex for about 35min
>im not very good and i have a lot of trouble with the anatomy (lots of normal gay sex positions dont work so well for this)
>even try eating her out at one point which was bizarre
>suddenly i start freaking out and i pull out and go soft and she cuddles me and tells me its ok for a bit because i was honestly close to crying
>fall asleep together
>wake up in the morning and make this post while shes in the shower
im just really confused and lowkey upset
this is so weird ;(((
Jack Parker
is that a woman
Gabriel Nguyen
haha
amuses me when guys who can't fight try to fight
it's like when women try to fight
or children
*chuckles*
Benjamin Morris
is race a social construct
Ethan Brown
Stop posting this fatty
Christopher James
its a psychological concept called personal space which is like an invisible layered field around you, the more familiar you are with a person the closer they can get and touch you before you instinctively move away, if at all. so simply get to know her better and youll be fine with her touching you
Gavin Cruz
SICILY
I
C
I
L
Y
Chase Baker
where are you lads?
Wyatt Nelson
...
Sebastian Flores
Paddy power lad
Luke Flores
Where's the wacky bruce who'd make all of those runt posts?
Anthony Collins
christ I'm an embarrassment haha
Michael Long
Fuck off Ethiopian nigger
Hudson Price
Yes, this 10,000 year old skeleton that we racially identified from tiny fragments of degraded DNA proves it
Camden Gomez
the bradley poster has arrived in the thread lads
Robert Garcia
howling at this state of affairs
wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't even typed by oxford himself
Brayden Scott
no you're not
be quiet
Charles James
i.4cdn.org
what's your excuse /brit/?
Jaxson Wood
is your name Johnny?
Grayson Robinson
well yeah you're irish
Connor Wilson
los ogre de amazonas
Juan Turner
hope you lads lift
Jeremiah Watson
Love you 2 buddy. Hope the service is nice
Levi Roberts
Needing a shit in a club is a nightmare of mine
Jayden Hughes
Turtle wouldn't end up in this situation that's why he's /brit/'s resident gay boi
Thomas Adams
who here is actually diagnosed with autism?
Jackson Reed
honestly a shame it's not your funeral
John Phillips
No?
kys
Parker Russell
Is this Emma Watson poster ?
Jayden Allen
mutt
Andrew Long
Reckon Sup Forums would be a lot better if they limited americans to one post an hour
David Brown
I'll always remember that one time at a house party a few years ago where these two girls were arguing over a pint glass, and then they just started fighting in this most stereotypical female way
had to break it up though once they started digging their claws into each other
worse than cats
bloody women
Lincoln Gonzalez
ADHD desu
Aaron Baker
when you're fucked as well so u can barely wipe properly and then you're scared security will think u're doing drugs but u're just taking ages trying to wipe ur fuckign arse with the shit loo roll
Aaron Peterson
EL AMERICANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
NEGROS..GORDAS... LIMPIAR BAÑOS
`EL AMERICANO `LIBERA`` PAISES. NACIONES`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
SUBURBANOS!!..el americANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
-QUE ES AMERICANO EN ``LATÌN ???
*`MEZCLADUS HEDIONDUS MONUS`
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN AmericANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANGLOSAJONES
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE AGUILA, O HALCON
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS INGLESES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE HAMBURGUESA
Jonathan Johnson
Why are Americans like this.
Blake Roberts
i'm a skinny weakling manlet who can't even fill a size small t-shirt
Jose Morales
I do and I've injured most of my joints with crap form and too much weight
Aiden Sullivan
they said i was just off the spectrum by a small amount but i wasnt socially retarded enough to be autistic
Joseph Parker
>accidentally getting a qt asian gf
i fucking hate oxford bender
Chase Clark
I don't eat nearly enough for it to be worth it lifting; I'm a skelly and barely maintain this weight as it is
would love to be swole but too much effort (eating + lifting)
Ayden Bell
...
Chase Torres
I climb
Joseph Butler
bass pulsating your intestines, while some cunts won't let you go through
Brandon Garcia
you look like this kid I knew named Johnny
Bentley Taylor
you're straight now, congratulations
Matthew Roberts
i always thought of myself as the resident gay boy
Jason Powell
FOB
No clubs I go in have either toilet roll or a lock on the door, what kind of posho are you?
Adrian Carter
Love u 2
Brody Morris
tesco have really stitched themselves up by allowing me to browse their products filtered by special offer
taking them to the cleaners
Daniel Foster
eat more then? The reward is well worth it lad, if you have trouble eating you can get some appetite gainers online or start smoking ganja
Ian Long
Really interesting
Ethan Jones
god the north is grim
Brody Long
problem with spacetime is that when you hit the speed of light you will sit there existing for the rest of time because you have hit the same speed as the inflation of the universe and time no longer moves. if time no longer moves then you cant turn off your engine and stop as there is no time - its stuck as it. you cant even slow down, theres no time to do it in.