You are minding your own bussiness when a family from Russia moves in next door

You are minding your own bussiness when a family from Russia moves in next door.

Wat do?

Fuck the dad senseless

Inform the feds

Keep calm etc

Calmly dial the FBI

Poo in their doorstep

You aren't Indian.

Stop LARPing.

Introduce myself, get along with them because I'm interested in Russian. Gift them a Tequila bottle or stuff in New Year or Christmas.

Celebrate. Russian immigrants in Finland are BASED unlike Shitstonians

Ask them if they are white

Then decapitate them

be nice and welcomming to them because I'm not a turbo-autist

absorb their DNA

I will shout "go back to Russia" whenever I see them.

Actually I wouldn't care. Even an African family who can afford a Danish middle class house will cause no trouble.

Poop on their car.

t. Boris Ivanovich

I like the russian accent, is it wierd?

I married to a Russian woman so I would do nothing.

Why Americans so good in humor?

Be happy it's not Poles or Romanians

I take them over the fat spic who lives there now who likes to walk around in her "refugees welcome" t-shirt

Ignore them the same way I ignore my current neighbors