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good nigght

Good night, Denmark.
Sweet dreams.

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morning

Morning is always a heck

Good morning buddy.
And a HECK of a morning to you too.

Don't mean to brag, but I woke up hours ago.

Well you're a night owl m80.
I manged to fix my sleeping to a more normal time but we'll see how long that lasts.

What have you been up too since you've been up?

Why fix it? You have something important to do?
I have been reading and daydreaming! Also cooked some chicken tenders.

>Why fix it?
I don't know....
I don't really have anything to do..
>I have been reading and daydreaming!
Whatcha been reading?
Also can you really call it daydreaming if it's at night?
I do enjoy getting lost in my thoughts though.
Getting a bit hungry myself, but I'll wait to lunch till I cook something up.

I'm hungry too tbqh

Reading Dune.
It's daydreaming because as far as my body is aware it's day hours! What's for lunch?

where is that

Gibson beach/ cape foulwind desu.

Good morning everyone, I just had a nice little sleep in

I read that and a couple of it's sequels years ago, I think I enjoyed it but I can't really recall

Whtacha thinking getting to munch on?
>Gibson beach/ cape foulwind
I thought it look familiar.
>Reading Dune.
Aw cool, I know of the story but I haven't actually read it myself, enjoying the read?
>What's for lunch?
Not too sure at the moment, might see what I've got stocked away.
Maybe go out and grab some fish n chips.
I'm feeling something greasy so thats why I'm waiting till lunch.

Good morning m80

I just ate a cheese and steak pie, I wanted something sweet but we are out of fruit to snack on atm. Except for apples but those are really for one of my flatmates lol.

Good morning buddy!
Enjoy your sleep in?

Heyo, how's it going?
Kinda, I just slept till 10, usually I prefer to wake up earlier and watch youtube in bed for awhile

Its good, bout to go shower then bus into uni

Good morning desu
I dreamt about buying an Aqua soft toy

Good morning military man, sleep well?

I want a megumin soft toy

I guess so desu

Her chest is far too big

Might go get a haircut, my hair is really long so it could do with a bit of a trim

I'm about due for a trim myself.

hello
yes
it is I

Yes hello

I had my first lecture and I'm already ready to go on holiday again.
I'm liking the idea of being Westy's wife more and more

Just move over to Westport and live off winz with him, it'll be great

I might do the same

>tfw getting learner's license years late to try and break out of being a NEET

lend me your power bros

The learners is the easy bit.
Getting your restricted is the fucking hard bit, we have some of the hardest testing in the world.
I'm a good driver and even I failed my first test, it's a shame because the actual bad drivers (chinks/pooinloos) don't actually do the test and either use an international license to buy once from a corrupt testing agent.

The system is a joke, but good luck my friend.
How can you afford a car anyway?

i can't, but i need a license to get any kind of job

i just feel guiltier and guiltier the longer i sit here on my dad's dollar
it's either i find something soon or i Into The Wild it and go starve to death in the bush

Well good luck matey.
I would recommend driving lessons but you might not be able to afford it.
You could ask your dad for the money on the promise you will be independent once you get a job with a license.

Just make sure you know exactly what is being tested on, they will fail you for the smallest things e.g. not doing a head-check when merging or indicating when leaving a round-about.
They don't care about driving ability, only how anally you can follow the road code.

Not your usual energetic entrance.
How are ya buddy?

Tired
very tired
I only got 5 hours sleep
how are you?

Morning lads.

>I only got 5 hours sleep
Well whos bloody fault is that?
You shoulda gone to bed earlier.
>how are you?
Good, good.
Just chilling.
Good morning mate.

>You shoulda gone to bed earlier.
I couldn't!
I wasn't tired!
I suffer from insomia, I had alot trouble getting to sleep last night in fact, even though I went to bed at 5am
I should get sleeping pills or something desu

For some spooky reason I've been waking up at 4:46 am recently.

Just got a haircut, for once it wasn't super awkward and I was able to hold a conversation, although the feeling of having someone gently cutting my hair is probably one of the best feelings there is

Good morning

I remember wanting to touch your hair...

Well I just had my hair touched by a big islander and it felt great, so it doesn't seem to matter to me who's touching my hair

Excellent
I'm on my way to give them a good stroke

Pls be gentle

Of course, I wouldn't want to damage your soft and smooth hair.
That would do the opposite of arousing me.

No, hair is not for lewd!

Yes, Yes it is.

No, hair is for sensual caressing and gently twirling, not lewd

>hair is for sensual caressing
Mmmmm...

God I wish that was me

...

I wish I was that happy

me

I'd think my cheeks would hurt even after 1 minute of smiling like that.
What a legend.
You're an animal?

Having someone gently brush your hair is a really nice feeling too.
Tbh Id consider moving back to the West coast if I
1) had a good job I could do there
2)had a drivers licence
But not back to the town I came from lol

>I'd think my cheeks would hurt even after 1 minute of smiling like that.
>What a legend.
Well he's only smiling like that because he's hypnotised by a massive jam like creature
>having someone gently brush your hair
Just thinking about it gives me tingles
>drivers license
You and me both, I planned on getting by restricted over the summer but I never did

You like rocks right?
Get a job in the mines.
I never read Goosebumps because I was always scared of the covers.
I was a big scaredy cat as a kid.

I loved them as a kid, I used to own all 64 original books, there were a couple of gems but most of them were shit, still I got a lot of enjoyment from them

I've only got detangling brushes so I would need to buy a bristle brush if I could convince someone to do it for me lol.
>mining
Isn't that in a bit of a downturn atm?

There's more than one type of hairbrush, wow, there's so much I don't know

I'M FINALLY HOME
PLEASE PAMPER ME SOMEBODY

welcome home honey

welcome home desu

I feel a little better now

You really are a (You) addict, you always need your fix

I won't lie
I love the rush of a fresh baked (You) almost more than anything in this cold dark world.

Yes hello.
Welcome back.

you really are a attention whore, you'd do anything for a (You)

at least you're not going on and on about being stepped on anymore

bin übrigens der joscher

Yeah. For hairbrushes I have a tangle teezer (lul brandname) and a paddle brush. Though I guess it would be nice to have someone else use a paddle brush on your hair too.
I'll give ya plenty of (you)s if you promise to be gentle today

????

;)

>you'd do anything for a (You)
I really would, I'm surprised you don't abuse that fact actually.
>at least you're not going on and on about being stepped on anymore
Thanks for reminding me how much I want to be stepped on...

Anything for (You)'s
Sweet, delicious and delicate (You)'s all over my face.

>I really would, I'm surprised you don't abuse that fact actually.
I like to think that we aren't bad people Dunners

Just be really gentle thou, I'm grumpy, tired and sore today :C
Wee bit scared desu

don't need to be, yet

>paddle brush
I can think of a few other things to do with one of those, things that involves paddling
>I really would, I'm surprised you don't abuse that fact actually.
hmmmm.....
>Thanks for reminding me how much I want to be stepped on...
pls no

Me

Ok, you don't have to stomp on me.
You can just make me lick your feet in a non-forceful way.

abuse me for gods sakes
I need the (You)'s

God Defend New Zealand

I hope liechty is feeling better from his cold when he wakes up tbqh

>yet
...
I realised that was the case, hence the very specific language. I don't think you'd want to use my one for that though, you'd probably want one with a good solid wooden handle. Dont want it breaking mid-fun

Can never know what the future is bringing, can you?
Just trying to fix my sleep cycle by not sleeping this night. /deutsch/ is currently dead, so i'm now lurking a bit on the other side of the globe.

no you
I'll give you (You)'s but I dunno about abusing you
probably better to just use a belt

But you've abused me in the past...

Cute
>licking feet
...l-lewd
As much as I want a footrub today I feel it's for the best to not let you have access to my feet

Isn't it like really late-night/early morning where ya are?
Be careful hanging out here you'll become a degenerate like me ;c

Nah I feel like they would feel different so you'd want to use both.

I would murder Chalmers for a chance to give you a footrub.

I'd prefer if I wasn't murdered in exchange for a footrub

no I haven't
good point

Your opinion doesn't come into the equation, unless you are willing to volunteer your feet for something even lewder then I might have to kill chch

>no I haven't
You most certainly have

Ten to five currently. I'm currently thinking about going out to see the sunrise later on, but the thermometer is showing -14°C and I'm just recovering from being sick.
>Be careful hanging out here you'll become a degenerate like me ;c
I think that train has departed. My plan is to go to bed late afternoon/early evening and have a proper sleep cycle afterwards, so we'll see.

Why are you offering to murder Chalmers in exchange for that?
I like him alive tyvm
Dw I wont take the offer, he probably would get something weird out of it if I took him up on it

Ok then.
I will refrain from murdering Chalmers IF you let me give you a footrub.

HELLO EVERYONE DESU!
I’M CURRENTLY IN A MEETING BUT I JUST STOPPED BY TO SAY HELLO!
Holy shit Bangladeshis sound awful when you’re trying to discuss duo diligence systems.

maybe I could let you have my feet but only as long as you didn't touch my hair

>You most certainly have
proofs?

Hello m80.
Have fun in your little meeting.

>proofs
I have more if you want to see them.
Abusive baka

>maybe I could let you have my feet but only as long as you didn't touch my hair
I'm fine with that, I'd rather have the feet than hair tbqh

Good afternoon

So about 12 hours behind us then. Take care of yourself if you've been sick m80. The rest sounds like a solid plan thou

Um I'd prefer not to be murdered by you
Th-this isn't gentle
I need an adult who isn't perverted like you
Sounds confusing