Toil! Toil! Toil is coming! It's coming! You can't escape! You can't run away! You can't quit, lest you become homeless! You're trapped! Trapped as a toiling machine, forever and ever, until you die!
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Hudson Lee
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Xavier Sanchez
detest the tories
John Morgan
test
Camden Parker
is there more toil?
Dylan Gutierrez
...
Jordan Price
on 9/11 my mum told me "americas all on fire"
Xavier Cook
leaving for toil in 10 minutes
Logan Cruz
>I do maths in my free time
Michael Phillips
fucking hell, real new:
(just kidding but I posted after the cut off and hence missed anyone seeing my post)
Logan Nguyen
Post pics please
Daniel Thompson
don't care
do all my tests in pen too
Christopher Taylor
Jacob Cook
Unironically want the london experience lads
Want to live in a flatshare that costs 3/4 of my wage
Want the PACKED tube commute
Want to experience the thrill of a terror attack
Want to choose between eating, heating or having a social life
Want to toil 60+ hours a week
Want lung cancer causing air pollution
I want it ALL
Chase Sullivan
Happy Toil Eve fellow slaves!
Kevin Bennett
is it erasable ink?
Jason Powell
buffalo soldier dreadlock rasta
Carson Murphy
toil's eve is drawing to a close here in the uk
Brandon Clark
no
i haven't gotten a question wrong yet so i haven't felt the need to use pencil
Cooper Cruz
yeah lad
Dominic Parker
youtube.com
its just so kino lad
Jace Morgan
...
Juan Stewart
shagged the flatmate a week or two ago (terrible sexual performance)
thought that was the end of it, just a bad decision
started feeling attracted to her again last week
now want to shag her a second time
absolutely positive she, and the rest of my flatmates have noticed my desires coming back for round 2
Xavier Peterson
Cameron Collins
lived in london for 10 years now
flatshares are quite fun if it's a decent sized place and with your mates
nah tube is fucking awful
kinda wana be in a high stress situation like that too see how u react and everything
nnot poor so dont know about this
same as above
air poulltion is fucked for sure is a proper issue
Jordan Taylor
alri
John Miller
start a 08:00 with a ~25 min commute, but set my alarm to 06:00 cause I like to give myself plenty time to get my shit together
Ryder Johnson
Chorus of the Hebrews' Slaves
Owen Jones
mental
Hudson Thompson
woke up yesterday and my special mug was broken
all 3 of my housemates deny knowing who broke it or who put it in the bin
gonna wire all of their rooms
Justin Sanders
la creatura...
Daniel Ortiz
you're in brainlet math classes
Lucas Diaz
The Great British Slag family.
Andrew Lewis
hmm yeah i'll just sit my young children in the front row when i know i'm going to get the shit beaten out of me
youtu.be
Nicholas Ward
TOILSMEN
BRING OUT YER TOILSMEN
Easton Martin
how long do we have till the train gets here?
sorry, i don't do maths in my free time
Asher Sullivan
what are you doing that you need to get up 4 hours earlier
Brayden Rodriguez
eternal fin
Nicholas Hughes
want to dress up as a girl with my mate and get him to ravage me
Gavin Bennett
>Want the PACKED tube commute
Even better suggestion, go for the "weaving through traffic on a racing bicycle in the pouring rain and uploading your helmet cam videos to Youtube until you eventually meet your demise on the bonnet of a Mitsubishi Outlander" experience.
Carter Cook
Communism for a group larger than 200 people requires enforcement by violence and/or fear. Otherwise people try to follow their dreams, or get paid a fair amount for their work, or leave.
Robert Price
>shirts ironed
>lunches made
>getting ready for bed for an early night
toil on the morrow lads
Alexander Mitchell
send all spics to mexico
Wyatt Ross
not the mug one'd first think of upon hearing the name "abigail"
Dominic Robinson
GET TO BED EARLY FOR THE TOIL, TOILER #84563
*cracks whip*
I NEED YOU THERE EXTRA EARLY GOY
Benjamin Peterson
Drudgery at dawn
Jayden Bennett
...
Robert Rivera
based
Daniel Johnson
>Jesus would be communist!
>Jesus would be capitalist!
>Nien! He’s a fascist!
>Anarchist!
>Monarchist!
The Bible describes your God as very jealous, so why the FUCK would he think it’s okay that you give your life for Queens, Fuhrers, Dictators, and Popes? This is why Anglicanism and Catholicism are both blasphemous desu.
For proof of what God’s ideal government system is, look no further than the Book of Judges. Yahweh is King and is angered that his Chosen wish to form a monarchy like their names. Samuel resists, but in the end, the Israelites get their wish for a king under Saul and then David.
God hates monarchist. Ironic, because God calls himself a King, and his son a Prince.
The only person ever to come close to God’s ideal government is Oliver Cromwell
Jeremiah Cruz
lol i get out of bed at 6.25 and im out the door at 6.30
Ryan Jackson
I just wanna be loved by you
Dylan Reyes
well it would be voluntary
you could have trial periods like in monasteries
Angel Martinez
Black Plague sounds rather nice compared to the looming specter of toil...
Chase Brooks
algebra 3
i'm just way ahead of the class because i study so much
Tyler Morales
going to go up town tonight and steal all the blankets from homeless people so they freeze to death hahaha
Ayden Sullivan
Toil approacheth
Owen Long
yeah, even my willy was an inch bigger than his
Justin White
driving you spastic did you even read the post
Michael Barnes
Would you rather be an obese sugar addict or a 30 a day smoker or a bottle of spirits a day alchy?
Robert Sanders
what is your major?
Dominic Torres
Sick to death of life.
Adam Lee
can't wait to catch up with squad tomorrow
Andrew Gutierrez
THANK YOU FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO TOIL UNDERNEATH YOUR HEEL, MR. TOILSTEIN!
Justin Thomas
I want to smell her farts.
Luis Foster
literally drooled laughing at the willy waggling post
Christian Nelson
how was the funeral?
Evan Stewart
emma lives matter
Luis Moore
the fuck lad
are you commuting from cork to dublin?
Brayden Wilson
>thinking about the Monday morning inbox
Maybe suicide isn't so bad.
Cameron Lewis
my life matters
Nathaniel White
>get shit together
Same. I need at least 2 cups of tea before I'm out the door.
Eli Hill
Come gather round wageys its high time ye learned bout a hero named brendan and a devil named 'berg
Aiden Hernandez
you're honestly the worst poster I've ever seen on this entire site and I hope you die an agonizing death from bowel cancer
Wyatt Campbell
I need more like the willy waggling post, I'm still laughing
Joshua Clark
Hope it snows so much that I don’t have to toil
Isaac Brooks
god is also our father
does he hate humans who claim to be fathers themselves?
Bentley Bennett
hate arse bandits
Wyatt Jones
gym gf needed lads
Xavier Allen
post memes
Jeremiah King
donegal to dublin
David Flores
Isaac Kelly
its a disgrace that you're posting this at your grandfathers funeral
Connor Hernandez
Do NOT appreciate your subversion of the toil gimmick tbqh.
Jacob Baker
straight but i would definitely fuck that
Jack Roberts
there was a young lad from nantucket
Alexander Collins
Charles Clark
I could do that high bar atg in middle school lol
Kevin Williams
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Josiah Gomez
thats a girl
Chase Lewis
Monasteries basically are communism. Like with pre-historic and native tribes, there are few enough people that everyone is happy to share with their neighbours, because they know, and trust, and support each other, or are all related. Peer pressure is enough to do what modern, large scale communism needs secret police and gulags to do.
Christian White
Spice it up then user.
Go to the Congo.
Adrian Taylor
I've got mixed feelings, reminds me of the ending of 1984 which I feel is the logical conclusion to the toiling gimmick
Thomas Morgan
False equivalence. Union between male and female is holy. Raising men to godly levels is blasphemous
Zachary Butler
...
Chase Cook
>some bird on Facebook complaining about the upcoming toil
Oh no, you'll have to spend 8 hours in an office, not doing a great deal of anything, spending most of your day flirting with the lads there.
Hate my sister I do.
Levi Powell
monarchy is not raising men to godly levels
Carter Robinson
jesus christ thats a rotten commute. you on the sites or something?
Gavin Jenkins
Brandon Thomas
why do some people call all types of non-mainstream music "indie"?
really does me fuckin nut in
Dominic Gray
electrical engineering
Jaxson Garcia
Hes either toilsberg or hes just so wagecucked he enjoys toil, a broken soul a mere husk of a man led to sad nonsensical delusion