>Son, would you like to enrol in the school with the fully-automatic teacher or the semi-automatic teacher?
Son, would you like to enrol in the school with the fully-automatic teacher or the semi-automatic teacher?
Brayden Russell
Grayson Ross
Well if they own a fully-automatic then that means they're more likely to know their stuff so I'd feel safer under them.
Logan Diaz
>American schools can't afford textbooks so all they get are magazines
Robert Williams
Lever action please
Hunter King
>bulletproof backpacks
>Teflon pencilcases
>mass shooting sirens
>duck and cover classes
>Evan
>armed teachers
>semi-automatic janitors
>random cafeteria psychopath inspections
Andrew Bell
Fully-automatic weapons are completely illegal to own in the USA, unless they are a fed with special permit or soldier.
Parker White
triple dubs streak, what is this?
Dominic Adams
or a teacher
Liam Powell
>actual banter instead of mindless shitposting
>flag
I'm surprised
Ethan Young
that makes absolutely no sense
Alexander Walker
>fully-automatic
Swedish education
Ayden Cox
Obviously American schools need to use some kind of Borderlands style super machine gun to keep everyone safe.
Anthony Allen
>the tower guards at the school border accidentally shoot an innocent black student
>...
Justin Thompson
Only huge nerds bother applying to schools outside their attendance area.
Sebastian Scott
>>the tower guards at the school border accidentally shoot an innocent black student
No one notices as there are few spare blacks left
Mason Gutierrez
You're unloved.
I'm not talking about your country. You're an unloved person.
Evan Scott
>Those poor kids that couldn't navigate the minefield
Colton Foster
At least it's a better idea than having police officers in class, otherwise inner city schools will have more dead blacks than a thirsty guyanese church, although there would be more democrat congressmen
Asher Ramirez
>soldiers assigned to High School Patrol
Gavin Carter
>PROCEED TO MATH CLASS IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND WATCH THOSE SNIPERS!
Zachary Young
semis, i have a larger window to get out of their line of sight after the first missed shot
Adrian Perez
There already are armed police officers in schools.
Grayson Ross
I don’t believe you. Pics?
Eli Reed
...
Ryan Gray
Security gates.
Camden Clark
Security fences
Colton Lewis
There were two armed security guards in the Florida school .
Adrian Williams
Metal detectors
Juan Butler
I am amazed how fucking batshit America is at this point with school shootings. Like goddamn, there's one every week.
Benjamin Adams
what's causing it? Where is all the mental illness coming from?
Justin Jenkins
Saying they're mentally ill is an excuse. The last guy was some edgelord, neo nazi wannabee Sup Forumstard.
Jose Robinson
Glorifying violence, shitty parents, the way shootings are arranged like a goddamn scoreboard, the media painting school shooters as sympathetic real-life antiheroes, and the crazy amount of intention shootings get here.
Grayson Thomas
Most of them are gang related
Carson Cruz
Even if you're a full on stormfag I think there has to be something broken to go butchering randoms
William King
Elijah Ramirez
I read the article, was the author this guy?
youtu.be
Matthew Edwards
>>semi-automatic janitors
Benjamin Morales
I've seen schools like this and it's so weird.
None of my schools ever had any of these but one: the police officer, and it was just one very, morbidly obese and kind man.
Luke Lopez
Nice