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Asthma edition

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Too early

el duende feo

Edward Arthur Walton sub-edition

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didnt know daniel radcliffe was actually a filthy jew

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You may need a glass of water for this one. I'll let you in on a little secret, lad..

Black balls are far superior at making semen, being able to hold 4x more than white men. Their sperm is also more dominant, easily beating white sperm, which allows them to always fertilize the egg.

Their cocks are also much bigger, easily able to push their heads right up against the woman's cervix. Allowing their seed to be shot directly into the womb. After they are finished filling the fertile woman, they slowly withdraw their thick shaft and head. This allows them to scrape any other males semen out of the vagina.

Often they will keep the woman pinned down, as a way to make sure no other males attempt to mate. They keep their penis at least partly inside the woman, while holding down her arms. This arouses the women to no end, causing her to have orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. These orgasms pull his sperm even more quickly towards her soon to be fertilized egg.

White women know this, it's completely natural for women to sense the dominant males. Unable to control themselves, their vaginas quickly lubricate in the presence of black men. I mean how could they not? The idea of a huge powerful black man deep inside them, must drive them crazy.

White women long to be filled with black cum, because they know it's superior. They dream of being bent over, with a black man stretching their pussy like no white man could even dream of doing. Watching as all the little white men cower in fear, as the black man claims what's rightfully his. White women are proud to take black mans DNA, and grow their babies inside their round little tummies.

The true purpose of limp dicked keked white males is to serve black men as effeminate castrated sissy maidservants and help raise the next generation of mixed race children to be a super race.

>Anonymous 02/26/18(Mon)14:44:57 No.86125716▶
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>the bender is here

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esa palabra me gusta a mi

What is happening here

Depressed

mexicans.

nice spanish
are you copying that from de colores? if so foy

watching babymetal

foy

all me

Nonce

y por eso los grandes amores de muchos colores me gustan a mí

don't get why tastebudlets hate black liquorice

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When women are born, they should be given a tattoo on their forehead that will remain with them the rest of their life

As they grow up, they will be treated as servants and objects. Made to do the bidding of her brothers, and her father. Fetch them drinks, sweep the floor, wash the clothes, even offer herself as a footstool when needed.

In school, she will be taught separately from the boys. She won't learn math or science or anything important. She will learn sewing, and subservience, and be hypnotized daily for extreme obedience. As she becomes a teen, she will be fitted with a chastity device, and a leash will be locked around her neck. She will be given to a boy as his own personal servant. She will follow him around all day to his classes, to his house, even into the bathroom with him, doing whatever he commands (except sex).

On her 16th birthday, she will be taken and thrown in a locked metal room. There she will be kept for three days without food or water. Then the doors will be opened, and the highest-bidding male will walk in to take her virginity. He will be encouraged to be as rough as possible, it will be tradition to leave the girl with black eyes after this encounter.

After this, men will line up to break her in, teaching her what it really means to be a woman.
Finally she will be released to her boy. Now totally broken, the chastity device removed. She will be his sex slave from then on.

Later she will be traded off, or sold to another man.
Until eventually a man decides to marry her, making her his property for the rest of her life

This is how women should be managed in society

>takes in a nice big breath from the inhaler

was always jealous of the asthma kids getting to have an inhaler
with hindisight i was a weird kid.

have never met an adult (except elderly) with an inhaler though. weird how loads of kids and old people have them but nobody else.

te gusta el calor???
no mames jaja

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think it's because kids and old people are more susceptible to asthma

children have weaker lungs due to spending all their lives indoors cloistered away

se sigue decir "no mames"? pero no, no mamo
mancho

Did you not watch the Winter Olympics?

can you be more pacific

always love seeing a vagina

nature rejecting norduck """"gastronomy"""

radical dude

im scottish

Pacific Ocean best ocean.

>can you be more pacific

there's literally only one ocean

maori hands typed this post

>there's literally only one ocean

my condolences

this

no toil today

fucking despise mutts

hahhahaha

does australia even have rivers

yes there is only one ocean they are all connected retard
kys

wait, I'm in the wrong general, bye guys

how do you actually tell if a girl likes you?

Toil in 4 hours
Should probably get to bed

cut her open and count the rings

im the guy who usually posts abotu snorting cocaine and although im usually quite cocky and arrgoant i need to openly admit there is a horrible sore inside my right nostril that looks like a hole's starting to appear in it and it strings and i snort salt water constantly these days

>arbitrary divisions of a single contiguous body of water

when she asks to be shagged constantly

ask her

bill cosby was a pedo

Ask her

the reddit flags are not working

Prefer swimming in rivers or lakes to the ocean if I'm honest.

Open all conversations with women with "You keen?"

if you're the argumentative one i hope it's fatal

swimming in the sea is the best

you can't even really swim in the ocean safely most of the time

BILL COSBY INNOCENT !!!!!!!

Oi dare you to shout out 'penis' as loud as you can in /brit/

i am free at last

turns toward you to speak
says your name often
reacts nicely to being touched
dilated pupils
eye contact
among other things

how to forget when thailad wanted to preserve the white race in the other corner of the world

*flies past u*

ya see the thing is with the waader all a wibblin and a wobblin all dagether

>fucking despise mutts

hahahahhah based

how to forget when that australian thought australians were the only ones that say "have a good one"

Thailad isn't a white nationalist

he's white, and he's a nationalist

penis

remember when the UK did the same thing successfully?

>reacts nicely to being touched
not sure how i can use this advice desu

good post

is it me or does /brit/ smell like updog?

Are Scottish nationalists white nationalists

/ausnz/ is the single most abhorrent thing i've ever seen on this website

Swimming in a river is a good way to get parasites

Piper is in Mexico

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stop talking about him you'll summon him

tell me the meaning of updog please

this
no

>updog
is gongle dongled?

not much what's up with you?

what's updog?
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What the fuck is updog

Terrible
Kys

forgot pic sorry