>Return to class >Professor asks how everyone enjoyed the free day >We answer in order >They get to me >Start to speak >”Well last night I-“ >”JACKED OFF AGAIN!!!” Chad behind me yells out >Everyone busts out laughing >Even the professor is roaring with laughter and turning red faced, slapping his podium >This goes on for like 40 seconds of eternity >Girl tilts her head and says “You know we all love you, user”
Does this type of thing happen in your country? How do you cope with it?
I take it that bullying doesn’t happen in German colleges then
Leo Stewart
Yes
Cooper Williams
lol wanker
Logan Morgan
My chemistry professor told the class that we should spend out Valentine's day with our boyfriends/girlfriends
Brody Nguyen
how come nobody was shot during your story? seems fake and GAY to me bro.
Noah Sanders
why are Americans so bad at taking and giving banter
Jaxson Mitchell
Just kill them
Lucas Baker
>German colleges
Camden Harris
>have to give speeches in class about story ideas >short girl's turn (less than 5 foot) >talks about a magic mirror that can give you anything you want >you could be rich... you could be famous... >chad: "you could be tall" >everyone including teacher laughs as the girl walks out of the room
Sebastian Ramirez
>maths highschool >chad speaks up >whats the smallest muscle in a dead dogs body? >anons dick >even teacher suppresses laughter so he gets away with it
Grayson Williams
>Held a presentation in 8th grade >Fucked it up as always >Get fair critiques >Self evaluation infront of the whole class >"Well I am disappointed with my performance blabla" >Everyone laughs because that obviously sounded autistic >Take it easy its just presentation I don't know who the actual autists are Fucking normies
Zachary Barnes
>>Girl tilts her head and says “You know we all love you, user”
this is the worst part, because she is just saying that so you don't shoot up the school.
Julian Allen
>sitting in econ >chad and stacy sitting in front of me won't shut up >30 minutes in I tell them to be quiet or go outside >they laugh and keep talking
Jonathan Wilson
Not to me at least
Grayson Diaz
Are you not a German?
Logan Roberts
>maths
Xavier Anderson
He just meant that we mostly have Universities and not something like community colleges around here. We just have trade schools and Universities and nothing inbetween.
Christian Reed
only happened to me because me and the lads did stuff like that to each other
Cameron Diaz
one of my professors in front of the class: - purposely mispronounced and misspelled a specific student's name the same way each time he called him or talked about him, then isntantly corrected himself - asked me if something is wrong since my Chinese girlfriend (who isn't my girlfriend isn't in the lecture - when the Chinese girl entered the room after the lecture already started, said "user, your life seems to have a purpose again!" - made fun of a student apparently owning the Hamburg opera house because he mustbe so rich - told us repeatedly what the class before us (girls watching their diet) was eating for breakfast and were in a abd mood - then added that he would be in a bad mood as well if he had to eat like that - said Asian students liked him the most when he restricted himself to very very short sentences - said African students view him as their personal slave - said that he could be living on the Fiji islands already because his pension is so big - made fun of a student who had to repeat an exam (resulting in him having to write 6 hours of exam on a single day because of a fucked up exam schedule) (both exams in his own lectures) more stuff I forgot
Daniel Perry
Seems like a bro professor desu
Elijah Ramirez
only German teacher I had got in trouble for acting like he was gonna push a kid out of the 3rd story window.
absolutely based
Christian Perez
based
Nicholas Powell
Kek
Benjamin Cox
>math
Adam Nelson
he also didn't like the other professors in his faculty >Imagine to get somewhere with this faculty. There is prof A.. prof B.. and then there is prof C.. ... yeah
Liam Miller
>have female professor in STEM >stole all of her slides, material etc. she presented on class from different professors >couldn't answer straight questions >in office she couldn't get answer the question directly >everything was fishy >still had a PhD. and whatnot publications with her name written on it
Makes me wonder
Nathaniel Roberts
when I asked him something about the exam he replied "Doesn't matter, I will give you a bad mark anyway because you never laugh about my jokes"
Logan Wilson
>this actually happens How vulgar. What school?
Logan Hill
No it means, that she actually thinks he is a sperg autist I can relate too well
John Gomez
sounds like in office she couldn't answer questions because her mouth was full
Asher Taylor
>you know nothing, fuck you >t. Vestryak
Levi Bennett
Is she young and hot at least
Isaac White
lol what are you, a little bitch? can't stand a little good natured ribbing at your expense?
Christian Evans
if it happend to me i would have break this guy nose
Jose Foster
Example 1
Adam Harris
Nah some granny approaching her 60's. Not even milf material.
Jose Reed
Example 2
Joshua Powell
Daaaaamn, BIG IF TRUE. Did you punch him at least?
Colton Sullivan
Kuhn/IM?
Xavier Morales
what is this?
Ryder Harris
What if you started laughing out loud as well with weird angry-happy smile?
Samuel Sanchez
>"JACKED OFF AGAIN!!!" Gosh, was coming up with "Why, mommy stayed home yesterday?" or something like that too hard?
Parker Perry
>mathsmatics
Matthew Adams
Exam sheet. No one passed, because Vestryak is Vestryak. This dude is a professor of mathematics in MAI and infamous, even among non-students, for being an arse to anyone, except those, who know maths better than him.
Angel Kelly
so I suppose everyone failed on these lists I don't speak Russian
Joseph King
Yes. But his measurement for failure is at least 1 mistake made.
Justin Reyes
>“You know we all love you, user”
This made me sad. No one ever said shit like this to me, not even lying...
Michael Sanchez
I had a professor like this for half of my developmental biology class. She had no idea what she was talking about and couldn't answer any questions.
Xavier Cruz
>you'll pass the analytical mechanics only if you know it better than me
Juan Powell
>"we all love you user" god im so fucking jealous fuck you also not even real bullying
Eli Taylor
Why would there be bullying in college? You see other students maybe a few times a week, not like before where you see them everyday, they don’t even know you. I couldn’t tell you the name of any of my classmates, even the ones I did projects with.
Christian Brown
>his measurement for failure is at least 1 mistake
did anyone ever pass his class? how can people be stupid enough to sign up for this if they know what they are in for?
Carter Watson
well did he?
Asher Cox
I also had a professor like that she was legitimately crazy all her mails had several typos She started her mails with "hey again " (english) but wouldn't return a mail that didn't start with "Dear Ms Prof. X" we had to prepare a project and every lesson she would change the requirements from scratch, then tell people that they were stupid for doing the opposite of what she asked for, then go on to change the requirements againand so on
Oliver Thomas
no I got a 1,3 where 1,0 is the best 5,0 the worst
Wyatt Baker
I'm not studying in MAI, but I have a former classmate there. In 2016th Autumn he told me about that this memey fellow was still alive, and how he does things.
He has extremely hard standards, so, as I know, usually he re-exams people several times more (5-6 times). Besides, he isn't only maths professor, so there is a chance of not having pleasure to meet him.
Wyatt White
I don't think it happens unless you go to a really shitty school
Henry Morris
Look, the bullied ones, this is your future if you go to teach.
Jace Bennett
Same time but it was a different uni. We had a course on theoretical mechanics and a lecturer was a jerk. I managed to troll him few times, when he asked students I often replied with absolutely correct answers and then he commented like that: "that's an answer of the mathematician, it's absolutely correct but totally useless". On exam I decided to be witty and followed neither of professor recommendation of problem solving. I solved every single question but didn't pass, had to appeal with my work shit to other professors though.
I also did similar thing in school, I trolled young physics teacher by asking witty double ended questions and then commenting on her answers as she often was wrong. She left our school just after one year of teaching (it wasn't me I swear) and we got a new teacher, much smarter though.
Brandon Peterson
You just laugh at it too, and answer maybe with a joke, probably involving that fella and make it gay.
But it is pretty likely he made that joke knowing how socially awkward you are to begin with.
Joshua Ortiz
Oh and I managed to get into several fights with a teacher of astronomy, we were arguing about telescopes and shit. She was really mad and marked few of my tests as "failed" (2 out of 5 points) despite I did nothing wrong, just again didn't follow her rules. Had to appeal to the director of the school with worksheets to sort it out.
Ryan White
le edgy russian spending actual effort on being unproductive and making other people more unproductive as well
Ian White
>first day of class, junior year >no friends >decide I'll try to talk to someone >talk with them for a while >after class they ask me if I want to hang out >hung out with them and a couple of their friends >stopped being a friendless loser because I decided to talk to someone Hmm
Austin Lopez
They are fucked on how they deliver it. They do it so cringey, and the person who it is aimed at won't react accordingly.
Henry Barnes
>english class in high school >doing othello for shakespeare topic >watching a film of it >interracial sex scene >chad yells out "give me moor" >everyone laughs including the teacher >next term doing once were warriors for film topic >jake the mus is about to rape his wife after beating her >yell out "give me maori" >no one laughs the teacher just shushes me
Charles Lopez
>le edgy russian spending actual effort on being unproductive and making other people more unproductive as well Doesn't matter, had fun.
When we had classes on stereometry aka solid geometry the teacher often prepared few drawings on the desk as an exercise. Some drawings had errors and students had to find & correct them. As drawings were made with chalk and were prepared in advance, thus when we entered the class it was easy to fix them quickly so the teacher hand't a chance to notice. When the teacher asked students to actually find the errors there, it was often very long silence, followed by few obviously wrong ideas, then the teacher "revealed" the errors and I mocked her for being wrong.
Eli Lopez
What an obnoxious faggot jesus christ. I have a witty double ended question for you though: how many times did you get beat up by your bydlo classmates?
Nolan Rodriguez
Triggered engineers lel
William Cox
I fought few times with guys who didn't like my sense of humor. I lost just once, the guy was 2 y.o. older than me and much bigger than me. He went to school 1 year to late and then he failed once to pass the exams so he had take an extra year. Then this fag tried to set schools library on fire and got expelled. FWIW I was taking hand-to-hand combat courses when I was 9, went there for slightly over 1 year.
Gabriel Gutierrez
>how many times did you get beat up by your i bydlo classmates? I also was second or third tallest person in the class.
Blake White
Yeah except everyone is Chad enough to do it to everyone else.
These kinds of scenarios is just everyone bantering others.
Jack Miller
REPORT THEIR ASSES NOTHING WILL CHANGE IF YOU STAY TAKING IT LIKE A BITCH
if they don't stop sue the fucking place
Caleb Moore
I went to a school with multiple German teachers.
One got kicked out because he took pictures of female student asses.
Ayden Mitchell
sucking authority's dick
Nicholas Long
What subject was he teaching? I love that guy. We would be friends.
Xavier Baker
>Professor ranting about how Mein Kampf shoud be outlawed since the ideology behind of it killed millions. >Chad asks if Marx books shoud be outlawed too. >He chimpsout. >Everybody is lauting of him.
And people are scared that they can make us communists.
Ayden Ward
how can proffessors have time to talk about complicated subjects like that when most brazilians cant even english
Dominic Walker
Had the same thing once, female lecturer (not a full professor) who only repeated what was written on the slides when you asked her a question. Waited a year and took the class when a guy did it who knew his stuff.
Bentley Williams
Don't you insult him back? Like a real man would.
Logan Thomas
>there is two eric in my class, one being me >i'm 176 cm and the other eric is of normal height >subsequently i become "lil' eric" (lill-erik) which even the teachers adopt
Michael Gray
>cant even english you can't even english too, look at what you just wrote José
Easton Sullivan
>176 cm is short enough in Scandinavia to be called “little”
Welp, yet another reason to never visit your shithole of giant filled country.
Hudson Gomez
its a meme you dip ive tried gaming with brazilians and only 1/5 even understand english, its sad that i have an easier time speaking with them in spanish Spain gets a lot of shit for being bad at english but brazil is the same times 100
Do you fucking idiots not realise that Sup Forums is not for children and you have to be at least 18 years of age to post here? Fuck off.
Jayden Gray
>Fachhochschule
Oliver Reyes
This sounds like the perfect lead up to a mass school shooting
Leo Barnes
>end of the day, campus closing >get in elevator >girl in there >looks panicked >retreats in a corner >doors open and she rushes outside >it’s not even her stop
just wtf
Carson Stewart
>professor >underaged Not sure about op but I studied at a community college and alot of classes especially the non stem are full of laid-back people and professors
Nathaniel Wilson
That's the character from bert right
Juan Ortiz
t. arab?
Oliver Ortiz
>western education Lmao
Charles Cruz
...
Matthew Price
No, I’d have understood if that was the case. I’m a big guy with a shaved head + beard, so it’s not the first time people have thought I was suspicious. But this girl looked like she was certain I was going to rape and strangle her, it was a whole other level. I was tired so maybe I didn’t look friendly, but still.
Austin Jenkins
>be 175cm wtf ive been a manlet all this time
Joseph Scott
”Well last night I-“ >”JACKED OFF AGAIN!!!” Chad behind me yells out
should have said "ON YOUR mums tits!"
Nathan Rodriguez
>overthink the situation >thinks of a comeback >2 days passed Damn should have said that