Name a better French invention

Name a better French invention

I'll wait

modern republicanism

buttplug

>French invention
I couldn't name a single one

beaguette and crepe are literally stone age tier ancient recipes

Yeah because that's going well

Only for you my mongol friend

airplanes

That's a very underrated design tbqh, I'm a smoker and never waste money on any other brand of lighter, it makes Zippo look like shit

I'm fairly certain the French have done better tho, those old school Le Mans race cars come to mind

photography, cinema, helicopter, submarines, guillautine etc

the notion that men are born and remain free and equal in rights, social distinctions can be founded only on the common good...?

I don't know, do they at least have tigers?

>white lighters

gay dick sucking*

that's shit, though

>germany making fun of french food

Eating snails

Rabies vaccine

COME GET THE BIC
THE BIC
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THE BIC
(yeah!) COME GET IT
WHO WANTS BIC
WE WANT BIC
WE WANT REALLY REALLY BIG BIC
(yeah!) BIC FOR YOU
(huh!) BIC FOR ME
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THE BIC
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End of American-lead capitalist consumerist hegemony, soon.

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is this what frogs believe?

Are you gonna claim that a monarchy is the source of modern republicanism now ?

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>best disposable lighters
>best disposable cheap ass razors
thanks France

I agree. Thank you, France.

>france poorly imitates american republicanism
>credits themselves anyway

>the modern standard for democracy is based on the american brand of republicanism
I really wonder why so many cunts use the civil law...

Parley

law

That would have been a fine argument had the Americans not used the ideas of the French Enlightenment to create their government.
Modern republicanism wasn't invented in the American constitution, retard.

Whats wrong? Mines white with a red cap, fits my smokes

>the ideas of the French Enlightenment
for instance?

>De Torquvilles utopia
What did you mean by this?

Liberalism; Rousseau's social contract and positive law. Both relate to civic virtue, one of the core principles of republicanism, especially the former.

not relying into surnatural or spiritual to take decisions, but instead using reason, which lead to natural rights, democratic government or cult freedom.

La Pen

Revolution

deeply flawed design

that one is actually horrible to write with though
these are the best

Homosexuality.

What's wrong? German sausages are very tasty.

Onion soup

This

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wtf I didn't know that's from france

that's good shit

All german inventions

Argentinian invention.

Japan knows whats good

Literally me

Clipper is superior

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Come on, you're a french invention yourself

>The Belgian weekly magazine Pourquoi pas ? published in 1985 an article by Christian Souris that popularized a false affirmation by Belgian historian Jo Gérard, according to which fried potatoes existed at the end of the 17th century. The article quoted a manuscript written by the historian's ancestor in 1781: "Inhabitants of Namur, Ardenne, and Dinant have the custom of fishing small fry in the Meuse and frying them to improve their unremarkable taste, especially poor people. But when the freeze seizes the streams, and fishing becomes hazardous, inhabitants cut potatoes in the form of small fishes and fry them like the fish. I recall that this practice dates back to more than a hundred years." It would place the date around the 1680s. However, this manuscript was never found to this day.
>Pierre Leclercq, another Belgian historian reminds, thanks to Fernand Pirotte's works on the potato, that it only reached the region of Namur around 1735, and considers that these people could only have carved and fried these potatoes from 1739 on. In the 18th century, fat was a luxury for the impoverished, butter was too expensive, vegetable fat was sparingly eaten on bread or in soup, that is why frying was extremely rare among peasants. It was therefore extremely unusual to find a frying pan in the kitchen equipment of a humble person of the 18th century.

First Belgian account is a lie, and the second admits that fries couldn't have possibly existed then. Let's take a look at the French side:

>On the French side, it is argued that the fried potato was born on the bridges of Paris in 1789 during the French Revolution, a few years after Antoine Parmentier promoted the potato in 1771 at the contest of the Academy of Besançon. Maurice Edmond Sailland, advocate of the cuisine du terroir and prince of the gourmets, declared in 1927 : "Fried potatoes are one of the most spiritual creations of the Parisian."

>The French argue that some books dating back to the 18th century mention fries; for example, La Cuisinière républicaine, collection of potato recipes published in 1794 in Paris by madame Mérigot. Fries as we know them today aren't mentioned, but there is a recipe of "fried potatoes", which describes the frying of slices of potatoes previously soaked in a potato flour-based batter. Another example: in 1823, Louis Eustache Audot gave, in La Cuisinière de la campagne et la ville, a recipe of fried potatoes: "Cut your raw potatoes in slices, dip them in hot cooking oil; and when they're brittle and of a beautiful color, remove them, sprinkle thin salt on them and serve them hot." Similarly to the previous recipe, the potatoes are cut in slices and not in small sticks. According to Karen Hess, American culinary historian, it seems that the slicing, which appears in all of the oldest recipes of fried potatoes, was then considered more stylish than the stick shape

Not a good one.

lol u gay

We wouldn't have canned chicken if it weren't for French innovation. Thanks Napoleon!

this but unironically
László József Bíró (Hungarian pronunciation: [ˈlaːsloː ˈjoːʒɛf ˈbiːroː]) or Ladislao José Biro (born as László József Schweiger, 29 September 1899 – 24 October 1985) was an Argentinian-Hungarian inventor, who patented the first commercially successful modern ballpoint pen.

Not since Indochine.

>Common law is not based of the idea of classical liberalism
>Somehow we copied them

WE WUZ AMERICANS N SHEEIIIT

Is it Bic as in bick or Bic as in bitz? Or is it some French word magic where you write down Bic and you just say "be".

Bicycle

>László József Bíró
>Argentinian

terrible post

Bick

>designed, patented and prototyped by a Hungarian in Hungary that adopted Argentinian citizenship in his later years
>Argentinian
As valid as saying Nicola Tesla was an American inventor, but ok

Suck my dick

mes couilles

>WE WUZ ENLIGHTENMENT N SHIEEET

The white flag desu.

except helicopter none of those are german invention

The white flag is older than France

An Argentinian pleb = An European bourgeois.

Is this a seriously post?

Yes

Fug y'all

looks like Jon Voight in Anaconda

No shit, they make Bic in France?

I learned something new today, thanks Sup Forums.

are you trying to say only the natives are argentinian?
he moved here before patenting it dumbass, also, tesla livewd in the us for most of his life, so yes, he was an american

>Bíró filed a British patent on 15 June 1938.
>In 1941, the Bíró brothers and a friend, Juan Jorge Meyne, fled Germany and moved to Argentina, where they formed Bíró Pens of Argentina and filed a new patent in 1943
You only got it half right. It's normal to patent the same product in numerous offices all around the world, but the first is usually the one used to determine the date.

argentinian heart, argentinian invention