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Paradox games edition

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niggers

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lads

Thinking of learning how to dance

youtube.com/watch?v=-VC74t7fubk

doing a poo

the boy/girl (female) has great taste in music

honestly might embark upon a relationship with her (female)

wow this is so weird

So I'm basically guaranteed to lose it this year? nice

it was probably chosen by a post-war government as a way to strengthen ties with France in case Germany got cheeky

youtube.com/watch?v=msD08Pxy9fY
any london grammar man in

soft brexit means no brexit
brexit means brexit

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thrust me

>vikram in the front looking embarassed
christ trudeau is a mess

fine, just don't be a chutiya

i'm 5'9 haaahahahahah hahahhhahh what the fuck hahahahbahahahahah aaaaaaaahahahahah

italians arent white

just watched an old man talk to a camera for ten minutes he made some insightful points very eye-opening you might say

:33333333

germans speak english
frenchmen don't

clean your room?

at one point we nearly merged with france to keep them in WW2 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-British_Union#World_War_II_(1940)

youtube.com/watch?v=zjHispTN8vc

french is a better language than english, objectively

buy one of those inserts for your shoes la x

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they do they just dont want to speak it to us because they're snobby little cunts

based pat

>(You)(Cross-thread)
>soft brexit means no brexit
>brexit means brexit

cute!

young sheldon is actually hilarious

t. norman

the old not being able to retain my ability to not be sad so it were

why isn't flags working fucking hell

nonce

some lad told the protogf that she'd be settling if she got with me and she laughed at him and told him he'd be lucky if he ever gets to settle with anyone haha

love it when you're france and you say something in english that they understand fully but they reply in french to be a cock

sue

don't like anime posters that post without anime

do postmen actually collect letters from every single one of those red boxes

that's it, into the filter it goes

I don't like Israeli posters that post without fucking machines

>going to college / uni for japanese

/DJT/ is objectively, unironically, no-meming, the most effective way to learn Japanese.

sue

werd

wow, that's a very strong confirmation la. why haven't you gf'd her proper yet

she was overly defensive because it was true

you're supposed to start in french then add a little english and they'll reply back in englih

sorry!!!

Americans are stinky rubbish

>postman keeps stealing my DNM drugs
>get a cheeky idea
>mail myself some fentanyl with a label that says "Speed" inside the package
>wait

Statistically only about 20%. So your letter has about a 1 in 5 chance of getting delivered. That's what people mean when they say something 'got lost in the post'.

He's done you there mate

>stinky
FOY

x

JC has been against the EU since Noah was a lad.

Yet now, because he thinks embracing the EU gives him a chance at becoming PM, he’s suddenly changed his mind.

What a man of principle Jezza is.

got a free tablet

got a free gives af

wasted my day off, that 2hr nap did me in

Long story lad, playing it safe on this one.

You consider that defensive? Odd.

Jezza is the man for the job

Remember when you were young and they told you you could do anything you wanted

why didn't corbyn leave the blairites to drown in the flood?

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having a kiss, having a cuddle
having a laugh, having a bubble

barely motivated to get out of bed, i'm a failure

>got a free tablet

get out of bed lad

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ellandun
Damn you West Saxons

And this is our son's room, he really likes to discuss British culture online..

i just did to poo, will be returning soon without cleaning up xx

not motivated enough

>professor toilberg put the marks on the big screen
>i'm the ONLY one sitting at the bottom
AAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO GAGAGNAROEIGANREOGIANRE

get motivated then you mong

bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43202523

hate that twitter gives mongs a voice for their neuroses.
a simple error and they all react like it's trying to be offensive. they want to be mad

evens yes, odds no

I work in a call centre. My salary is £17k and my annual take home is £13,788 after tax

go on lad
get out of bed

FOB

I find it kind of fascinating seeing foreigners so entrenched in british or at least brit culture

walk on

this soyscum is an utter embarrassment

no

You shouldent be taxed unless you earn over £28,000 and even then it should be low, raise taxes on the rich and lower them on the middle class and the poor dont pay taxes anyway

tarquin

just finished another of professor toilson's exams

pretty sure i got at least a C

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watching the fresh reviewbrah lads
youtube.com/watch?v=00RpZZThSAs

can someone recommend me some good music genres?

>a C
you're wasting your time getting those pisspoor grades tbqh ngl la x

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working in a call centre here requires you to know at least 3 languages on average

How does that work? You pay no tax until £11,500 and after that it's 20% under 45 grand pa.

ruff sound

wouldn't mine sweet and sour chicken with some noodles rn tbf

imagine not inventing the world's language
such is life in a non country i guess

when did the freemasons start losing their influence?

haha get fucked m*rcian