wake me up when september ends
/brit/
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I am the inventor of the English language and ask me everything.
Any footy on today lads?
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need a bf lads
yeh
think i should start dressing like billie joe armstrong
>teehee im bent btw :v
for me its liverpool
more like soyto rico
FOD
are you the so-called football yank? I remember when you were fucking destroyed here and thought you'd never come back
been here 5 weeks still haven't had a full English brekky
absolute state of me
also i copped chlamydia x
Feeling good.
How are you?
any doctor who faggots in?
want to travel but don't want to go alone
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had to give this a listen
>it's /gay role play hours/
Hate it
Heading to the Atomic Wrangler casino
Anyone want anything
>The US brutally fucked Russia and the Russian people in the 90s
>yanks today are whining about Russian-made facebook ads
disgusting people
Shame that explosion didn't take the rest of Leicester with it
the core of brisbane is tiny though, it'd get boring for someone coming from a north american metropolis
love willies
hate fannies
simple as
saudi arabia beat moldova 3-0
Destroyed by who? I'm the good yank poster
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literal genius song
good post
they deserve everything that's coming to them
got tonsils the size of a small airship lads
they're RED too... yeeeooOOOWCH!
where do you want to go? i'll come with you x
Edinburgh
Going to see fisto la? aha
recessed jaw != opinion discarded
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Interesting that
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> tfw weed has become boring
I don't know what happened to me, I used to be able to be stoned all day and get work done. Now I don't really even want to smoke during the day.
What's happening to me
3 or so.
this is also true
what of Sydney? Too expensive?
Chester
RUSSIAS INFLUENCING ELECTIONS ALL OVER THE WEST!
still no new norm
Ask why they've got a thirteen year old prostitute outside shouting "HUNGRY? THIRSTY? HORNY?"
got a lecture in a couple of hours but need a bit of nookie first, thoughts?
Me when I'm browsing /brit/
to me, sydney seems like toronto. the boring business city that attracts most of the new arrivals (asians). that's why i'm fixated on melbourne
if you've never called yourself football yank you're not him, disregard my previous (You)
try hash?
Growing up. So now it's time to move onto ice or H.
>fat girls who wear make up
gunna need a 3000 word report on this
>thirteen year old
Don't think that was ever implied lad
youre doing it too much
based
based BLACK Che Guevara
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No she's voiced by a thirteen year old girl
mmmm fair call fair call - you have argued your point fluently and shown a keen understanding in the topic
*stamps your passport with customs stamp*
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Lol really
*whispers nigger*
do you like
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yeah, once you know that it's impossible not to hear how obvious it is in her voice every time you walk past
for me it's the Sunshine Coast
*arrests you*
bogies
Same.
HATE it when you run in to an ex in public, embarassing af
You know that feel user?
give me 3 mins & 50 seconds
he sounds like a south africanker
The London-Amsterdam line opens up mid April.
Mark it down in your calendars lads I'm gonna be losing my virginity that time.
Then I will finally have had the sex and will no longer care so much.
ran into my ex but with my better looking current gf, best feel
never had a gf
it is him and the fat mong gets destroyed every time but keeps coming back for more
Rude desu
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nice arse desu
haha yeah mate yeah yeah so *puts cig in mouth* *claps you in the temples* *removes your wallet from your pants* *boots you in the ribs*
me when i spot a belter of a post
they don't have whores in england?
matchroom moving into rugby league
Give it to me daddy
hope there's an afterlife
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anyone know what song this is? can't quite put my finger on it
Unironically one of my greatest fears.
genuinely hoping for this too
fucked this one right up haha x
Learn about quantum physics
Not legal. Not getting arrested like.
spliff, pipe or bong lads
sorry zoey
pipe my bong please.
plug
>every 20th century Marxist rebellion was funded by the Soviets or Communist China
>both powers now non-existent
BTFO
This new top gear is dire
Horrid forced banter and a yank presenter
Bong with frozen strawberries in the neck
looks like a plucked chicken
Bongs mixed with the odd spliff
Spliff night time/social smoking and a vaporizer for day time stoney baloney fun
grow up fag
oh most of them are legal here but they're all eastern european.
based sara
NEED a scottish gf