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wake me up when september ends

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I am the inventor of the English language and ask me everything.

Any footy on today lads?

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need a bf lads

yeh

think i should start dressing like billie joe armstrong

>teehee im bent btw :v

for me its liverpool

more like soyto rico

FOD

are you the so-called football yank? I remember when you were fucking destroyed here and thought you'd never come back

been here 5 weeks still haven't had a full English brekky

absolute state of me

also i copped chlamydia x

Feeling good.
How are you?

any doctor who faggots in?

want to travel but don't want to go alone

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had to give this a listen

>it's /gay role play hours/

Hate it

Heading to the Atomic Wrangler casino
Anyone want anything

>The US brutally fucked Russia and the Russian people in the 90s
>yanks today are whining about Russian-made facebook ads

disgusting people

Shame that explosion didn't take the rest of Leicester with it

the core of brisbane is tiny though, it'd get boring for someone coming from a north american metropolis

love willies

hate fannies

simple as

saudi arabia beat moldova 3-0

Destroyed by who? I'm the good yank poster

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literal genius song

good post
they deserve everything that's coming to them

got tonsils the size of a small airship lads

they're RED too... yeeeooOOOWCH!

where do you want to go? i'll come with you x

Edinburgh

Going to see fisto la? aha

recessed jaw != opinion discarded

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Interesting that
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> tfw weed has become boring

I don't know what happened to me, I used to be able to be stoned all day and get work done. Now I don't really even want to smoke during the day.

What's happening to me

3 or so.

this is also true

what of Sydney? Too expensive?

Chester

RUSSIAS INFLUENCING ELECTIONS ALL OVER THE WEST!

still no new norm

Ask why they've got a thirteen year old prostitute outside shouting "HUNGRY? THIRSTY? HORNY?"

got a lecture in a couple of hours but need a bit of nookie first, thoughts?

Me when I'm browsing /brit/

to me, sydney seems like toronto. the boring business city that attracts most of the new arrivals (asians). that's why i'm fixated on melbourne

if you've never called yourself football yank you're not him, disregard my previous (You)
try hash?

Growing up. So now it's time to move onto ice or H.

>fat girls who wear make up

gunna need a 3000 word report on this

>thirteen year old
Don't think that was ever implied lad

youre doing it too much

based

based BLACK Che Guevara

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No she's voiced by a thirteen year old girl

mmmm fair call fair call - you have argued your point fluently and shown a keen understanding in the topic

*stamps your passport with customs stamp*

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Lol really

*whispers nigger*

do you like
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yeah, once you know that it's impossible not to hear how obvious it is in her voice every time you walk past

for me it's the Sunshine Coast

*arrests you*

bogies

Same.

HATE it when you run in to an ex in public, embarassing af

You know that feel user?

give me 3 mins & 50 seconds

he sounds like a south africanker

The London-Amsterdam line opens up mid April.

Mark it down in your calendars lads I'm gonna be losing my virginity that time.

Then I will finally have had the sex and will no longer care so much.

ran into my ex but with my better looking current gf, best feel

never had a gf

it is him and the fat mong gets destroyed every time but keeps coming back for more

Rude desu

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nice arse desu

haha yeah mate yeah yeah so *puts cig in mouth* *claps you in the temples* *removes your wallet from your pants* *boots you in the ribs*

me when i spot a belter of a post

they don't have whores in england?

matchroom moving into rugby league

Give it to me daddy

hope there's an afterlife

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anyone know what song this is? can't quite put my finger on it

Unironically one of my greatest fears.

genuinely hoping for this too

fucked this one right up haha x

Learn about quantum physics

Not legal. Not getting arrested like.

spliff, pipe or bong lads

sorry zoey

pipe my bong please.

plug

>every 20th century Marxist rebellion was funded by the Soviets or Communist China
>both powers now non-existent

BTFO

This new top gear is dire
Horrid forced banter and a yank presenter

Bong with frozen strawberries in the neck

looks like a plucked chicken

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Tarqs REKT

Bongs mixed with the odd spliff

Spliff night time/social smoking and a vaporizer for day time stoney baloney fun

grow up fag

oh most of them are legal here but they're all eastern european.

based sara

NEED a scottish gf