Confess

Confess.

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I'm America
I like anime

I didn't brush teeth after eating lunch

I masturbate too much and I like to collect my semen in small cups and hide it under the bed until it dries, then I take it out from under the bed and smell the dried cum on it to get high

I like samefagging sometimes

I firmly believe above all else that LGBT people should be bathed in a sea of fire.

You never answer anyway. But I accidentally massively overloaded myself tomorrow and it feels bad

I voted for Putin in 2012

I *might* have killed a hotel maid in another country by leaving something she *might* have tripped on in the bathroom and she *might* have hit her head

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no

What is the Islamic take on sin?

this was in Africa so you're fine

I took tea bags from my hotel room in Tehran and when someone asked me if I touched the minibar on checkout I said no.

Have you built a trap or why was it your mistake?

20 years a muslim but I honestly don't know
Always seen it as a point system where you have to have more "virtue" over "sin", and if your sin is too much you go to hell. Thats it to my basic understanding

I think Poles are cool people

Stannis style

But what constitutes virtue under God?

I like men

I pretend that I'm a human when I go out in public. Sometimes I can keep up the facade for several minutes, but eventually I slip up and I expose how worthless I am. Going back to get my GED and losing weight but I'm still a freak.

what you have to know was that it was a small place so it only had 2 maids and the one that worked my floor was short and hobbled more than walked, and looked new too, or inexperienced.
the bath was set up weird so when I dropped a towel I didn't use on the ground I tripped on it after going back in. I almost gouged my eye out on the nozzle of a soap dispenser and thought
>man if I was a bit shorter my head would have hit the edge of the sink instead and I'd be sliced open
the edge of the sink/counter was this really sharp corner made of rusty metal (it was an old hotel)
I'm not exaggerating on how dangerous this shit was because I still think of how easy it would have been to kill someone
anyways, I left the same towels there and only remembered after I checked out, and only then did I remember what happened to me earlier

Well, the basics include praying to God remembrance of the prophet and God, and reading of the Quran
Others are just common sense stuff like helping the community or giving to the poor.

Islam is really an easy religion and you don't really have to do much, only serious autists really worry about every trivial thing about it

I actually really like Germans and it makes me sad when I see everyone on this board bullying them

What is your opinion of sufi practices? Are sufi orders present in Malaysia?

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nothing happend

don't you have other things to worry about? You like to pretend huh?

Germans are the most bullied group on Sup Forums.

youtube.com/watch?v=3_QY3xsLQNI Bomber Harris do it again.

I'm attracted to you.

I'm attracted to you.

I hate myself for coming to this place.
I know it actively fucks up with my worldview and how i interact with people on a day to day basis now.
I think i'm addicted at some level and it's probably going to be hard for me to stop, i come here first automatically when i use the computer these days.
INB4 Like and sub to my blog btw

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Go back to Poland, diaspora slavnigger. Your vagina has no power here.

I stole my neighbour's car and ran over his wife.

Jimmy Snuka is that you?

I am the Zodiac killer.

Are we? I almost never leave /deutsch/

videos like that remind of white genocide being a good thing

Hey, first time I actually see a good post coming from a mexican that isn't "kys".

kys

We are the most bullied group on Sup Forums, closely followed by Canadians, which is so unfair because Canadians are my favorite posters on Sup Forums and I wish every board had flags so I could stalk Canadians relentlessly and shower them with my unconditional love.

>don't you have other things to worry about?
not really life is fine besides that
I just get these weird "final destination" thoughts
do Germans know what that means?

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yeah you're bored and have a vivid fantasy

I don't feel bullied, why should I care

Why should I care about your fee fees or the lack thereof.

Do you want to smell my cum too?

was? fee fees was soll da sein?

I do, and I think we should be together.

Virtue is basically like karma in buddhism plus the religions things like praying, reading the koran, and believing on one true god (YHWH).

I'm so lonely that sometimes when my sister is sitting down and leaves the room I'll go sit down where she was sitting and masturbate to the feeling of warmth that her butt left.

Is she pretty?

B-but das gay

That is somehow weirder than smelling the chair.

I like whiskey. Like, a lot.

It may be gay, but it is also beautiful.

you mean you need alcohol on a daily basis?

I honestly wish to join one. Always been interested in living a simple religious life, committing myself to prepare for the next life.

They're present and plentiful but they keep a low profile since sufi orders are misunderstood as saint worshippers and heretics since they do their remembrance in a different way.

Not really but she's the only girl I'm ever around.

Yes, at least 1-2 beers. I don't have enough to buy hard liquor many times a month.

Would you die if you take off the 1-2 beers?

Well at least I'd me mad. Dunno about dying though that option is getting preferred one at this point

>Would you die if you take off the 1-2 beers?

It would be extremely painful.

hey you're not lebanon

Lol nice find, I actually thought it was lebanon at first.

You can redeem yourself by posting a pic of your cum jars.

I farded and cummed

I can't. I'm too embarrassed to post them and i don't want to lose whatever little self esteem I had left.

for you

What you lose in self-esteem you will gain in love from me. It's worth it, user. You deserve my love.

I like to ejaculate into my belly button then let it dry into a crispy treat that I feed to my cat.

>the absolute state of Germany

but thanks this made me feel warmth in my heart. are you grill?

Don't change the subject, user. This is bigger than any of us.

bad news you'll be preparing for nothing.
not a communist btw.

>Don't change the subject, user

Please.... let's do

Your cum jars, user. Now.

Don't do it for me. Do it for all of us. For a better world - for a better tomorrow.

I destroyed them! I threw them away in the trash and now a cat is chewing on my cum. What are you going to do about it Hans?

You got reverse Sup Forumsed
I'm a /pol refuge myself

I'm a gay lefty Bavaryan. The only reason why I frequent Sup Forums is that I consider derailing threads on there to be a moral imperative.

yeah man, thats what i'm conflicted about
I'll come clean, in a way I'm not muslim but I kinda still am
Like, I still believe there is a God but I don't really subscribe to a religion. Some have pointed me to Deism and I think I can get behind that

>What are you going to do about it Hans?

Weep. Weep many tears over the loss of opportunity, over what could have been.

I shall weep.

I also got great mileage out of pic related.

I don't like women anymore; nor do I feel attracted to them. I've had several e-gfs( no bobs and vegene; I look fairly good - not your average Indian), but I can't imagine being in a real relationship with them. So far what I've learned about women I've interacted with is that they are deceitful, dishonest, and childish. I wish I were gay.

Where are you from?

Kashmir

I'm touching my peepee right now

I don’t know if it’s sinful. But I understand and sympathize the mass shooters.

I want to racemix with ar*ps!

germans truly are autistic

i smell really bad and i like it tb.h
why humans like their own body odor?

I would rather move to Somalia than give up my guns.

>I'm a gay lefty Bavaryan.