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I want fish and chips
give me fish and chips now!

crisps

contemplating a wank

greatest thread in imageboard history and it's not archived fucking hell

good edition

cancelled a week and a half of nofap

feel like shit

why do brits love soaps so much

why does /his/ love mussolini

£20 to see moodyman

thoughts?

Just about to hit the 7 day mark for mine, thanks for reminding not to fuck it up

wonder how many people i knew in the past who browse(d) Sup Forums

just a variation on the poop sock

ETHIOPIALAD PLS READ I WILL CONTINUE TO POST THIS UNTIL I GET AN ANSWER
IF NO PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR REASONING

I am being completely serious here.
Would you be willing to let me live with you? I'm very attracted to your lifestyle.
I'm not talking about letting me bum around for granted. This year I am expected to earn over £13k and will be willing to save up as much as possible and give it to you and buy myself a certain period in your household. And then over there I offer my services to you in anyway (not sexual), or I can get a local job and continue to pay you.
I am 19, male, obese (currently on the Auschwitz diet tho), and will soon be toiling at an Amazon factory.

cultural marxism

wow already 4 pm and i've done nothing but sit at home NEETing it up done actually nothing fuck me

What else is there to even do?

he replied to you last thread you fat loser

absoultely mind boggling post

read some book, that makes me feel useful enough

I, Tonya and Lady Bird are both Oscar-worthy films lads

Both fantastic, strongly advise you go and watch them

me for the past 13 months

hungry

same but at toil haha

how can someone be a chad and a sissy at the same time, weird

>Fat obese minimum wage worker hopes to starve self in order to acquire an ethiopian wife

saw lady bird already not I tonya tho

lovely warming curry on this cold day

not seeing the chad tbhwym

£9.45 is not minimum wage

I am a neet but I have already exercised. I have honed my guitar skills. I have read. Only a simpleton can't hack the neet life. You're given a marvelous opportunity to develop your skills yet so many people squander this chance. Shame!

watch films/listen to music(dance in house)/read books/leave house/clean house/maintenance etc
I read 5 books last week but haven't been bothered to read anything this week, not even online articles.

any pics of girls in tights

need advice from my good friends on brit
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bear in mind this is the only gf who's sweet to me and cooks me food and stuff and basically isn't an asshole

nah that's £20k a year isn't it?

Alri Ethiopilad i know you're in here

I've got a proposition, I move into your house and spend the whole time drinking and sitting in the sun and generally living at your expense. I'm not fat either.

...

>chad
>he fell for the radcen memes
oh dear

need a mummy gf

why do you need tights

Only 4 days a week and I don't voluntarily do overtime.

mad that some japanese lads used to just fly their planes straight into american ships

>earn over £13k
do you get like £3 an hour or something? i work at a bar and i'm on 23k

he'll beat you up

yah yeet yah yah yeet yah YEET
*dabs*

would not feel terribly offended if the mommyposting ensued

don't like slagposting tbqhwyl

alright ethiopialad

i work remotely, earn stacks of cash, am not fat and would like to treat you to gin

mind if i pop over for a couple of weeks

and no, im not fat

tubby

>ur cunt
>have you encountered the 'beast from the east' yet?

>west yorkshire
>no

Anyone got that webm of the blonde teen girl stood at the beach on her phone???

THAT'S WHAT I GO TO SCHOOL FOR

look m8 i stressed it for emphasis

I do yeah, thanks for asking

>There's regulars here so hung up on vagina that they see a distinction between brothels and clubs

Just skip the cover, give her a share of your toil reward an use her warm hole to get off

would allow ethiopialad to let me live at his expense if he accepted to cuddle with me in a heterosexual way
male, not obese

I don't understand normie mentality. By the time they are done with university and married they are just about £60k in debt. What compels them to financially be that terrible?

Rude. post it unless you're just yanking me chain

short-sightedness

>debt which doesn't even need to be paid off unless they earn over average wage LOL

bls

do ethiopians eat pussy lad

not gay but ethiopialad seems like he'd be a good cuddler. would happily spoon him but only if we agreed to keep it secret.

alri lids

saw jordan peterson ads on the tube haha

Ethiopilad what team do you support, often see you on Sup Forums

Massachusetts Institute of Technology (Britain)

foals have some dece song tbqh

>tfw seeing The Rolling Stones in May

waiting for a delivery

how white my shits can pee

*Delivers a huge, unflushable log into your toilet*

There you go

Spums. I want England to do well this Summer.

you've got like 4 prospective tenants in here la

>wanna go watch the world cup
>dont wanna be blown away by an isis bomb
what do

the old moke's tired of fucking humans at this this juncture in time

do you know where your teenager is at 5 o clock in the morning?
the after hours club
the clubs attract thousands of young people
they come looking for drugs
dirty dancing
and pounding techno music

Check the ticket prices, that's enough to put you off

In russia? doubtful. more likely to be blown up by a bin haha
youtube.com/watch?v=YXBhR1EKe7w

I wasn't aiming for tenant

more transcontinental piss artist

nice

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Here you go lad

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FAN-DABBY-DOZY

just met brexit garry

So funny how Indian men are universally recognized as weirdos and there couldn’t be a more accurate stereotype

>foals have some dece song tbqh

>tfw seeing The Rolling Stones in May

the jew

Lotus biscoffs are GOAT

Marlboro golds are a flavorful smoke

>>foals have some dece song tbqh

>>tfw seeing The Rolling Stones in May

>For this role my client are looking for someone with agency experience.

What is agency experience?

>come user stop teasing us give las malvinas back!

if you have to ask you don't deserve to know

Whores

afternoon Dave

Three hammers or buckfast was my drink of choice in the binging days

Greatest band to come out of Oxford

the only people I'm intolerant towards are those who are intolerant of others

snowing again lids