America left the Paris Climate Agreement, so the world is damned to global war-

>America left the Paris Climate Agreement, so the world is damned to global war-

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You don't understand, if it's milder than usual, it's global warming, if it's colder, it's global warming and if it's average, it has to be global warming too.
So join us in the good go... I mean save the planet quest and raise the hell out of your electricity, gas and petrol prices too (but only for the commoner, don't forget to exempt large corporations from those eco taxes)

>what is scientific consensu

>hmmm it's getting colder, clearly this is a sign of global warming!

>what is arctic sea
>what is sahel
>what is some shithole island

i think the paris thing is silly. we didn't leave because we hate the environment, we left because if we're a member, the us will pay more than anyone else just like it does with nato and anything to do with the un

>me britttt
>me die from -1

Britain's +1, Ivan. It's Germany that's -1.

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Most of the countries that developed earlier will end up paying more per capita, the logic behind it is that 3rd world shitholes shouldn't be building fossil fuel plants, but then again, fossil fuel is the cheapest, most reliable source of energy when you're undeveloped. And why would 3rd world shitholes accept a ban on fossil fuels? They're the ones that desperately need to generate more power for cheap to move forward, while the developed world has to increase its power generation by single digits each year, they have to double it. The agreement concluded that, since most industrialized nations, like the UK, Germany, the US, France and so on have been pumping the atmosphere with CO2 decades before most other countries even had power grids, those nations that also turn out to be the richest should cover some of the costs for cleaner energies in poorer countries.
Pay no money: most of the developing world, the ones that are more probable to increase emissions overnight, won't accept.

>be in Burugaria
>Black Sea coast rarely gets snow
>this year cold as shit and snow causing all sorts of problems
MUH GLOBUL WARMING, GIBS ME DAT TAX MONEYZ

>This thread

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when people ask in 2100 who killed the planet always remember the answer is americans and the chinese. the two most evil races on planet earth.

Tbqh -29 isn't that bad.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
HOLH SHIT AMERITADDS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

> climate equals weather
Please don't ever post again.

Couldn't give a damn what most of you thought anyway.

The chinks, while being the 2nd (1st now?) contributor to CO2 at least have been shilling heavily for nuclear and solar, some analysts say China has a lot more to lose from global warming being true than most other countries, so they've ramped up solar cell and electric vehicles production. Some also say they got pissed that the US, the 1st (2nd now? idk) contributor said "we're not interested on this agreement anymore"

>it was cold once, climate change disproven!

It's getting hotter every summer.

81 days of 100+ temps last year.

Places like Australia, Middle East, and the American southwest will be inhospitable.

Is 100 in inches, stones or in normal measurements?

> F*hrenheit
Use people's revolutionary units, you bourgeois dog

he meant celsius
rivers are boiling away to nothing

>be american
>go outside
>boil

>icebergs melt
>ice cold water flows into Gulf stream that warms North-Europe
>North-Europe is cold
Go ahead and finish your sentence, OP

> then get shot

>that will be 19.99 + tip

>haha global warming means there won't be any cold days ever GOTCHA

Imagine being this retarded, but thinking you're like really smart.

Someone is making a shit load of money on that "global warming" hoax. Al Gore best gore.

There was literally no possible sanctions in that agreement.
Is that the lies your medias told you?

not sanctions but funding the bureaucratic organization that would be set up

man it's used to be average weather 50 years ago
december and january were relatively warm

we left because global warming is bullshit.
>inb4 you don't understand the difference between climate and local weather
the global warming mafia don't even have the single explanation of why this winter was so cold. different sources tell different things. because they have no answers. it is just theories. global warming is a hoax.

If ecologists weren't retarded lefties, they'd be shilling for nuclear as the clean replacement of fossil. But given how they long they protested nuclear because MUH DISARMAMENT, that's not gonna happen and they'll keep shilling meme energies like solar, wind and water.

There's been big advances on fusion lately. Quite a few governments increased spending on joint programs. It's still decades away but these were some big steps.

You could still sign it but ignore it. It wouldn't be the first time you shat on international treaties.

Fusion has been 10 years away for almost 50 years now.

*does a post, thereby raising the global temperature 0.000000000000000000001C*
you're welcome northerners

enjoy dying of lung cancer at 60 dumb burger

>big advances on fusion lately

Which ones? As far as I know, we still don't know if it is even possible.

why lung?

Smog n'shit

Iceland is as warm as Turkey right now.

That's particle dust and nitrous/sulphur oxides etc though. CO2 only really becomes toxic at quite high concentrations, like 1% or so

An American institute whose name I don't remember has apparently reached near positive net generation through fusion, meaning they got more energy than they put in, a big millstone.
Then you have ITER, moving forwards with no problem on its schedule, and I think they had some successful tests with their equipment along with some extra funding from its members.
Germany test fired their stellator, and while I think it failed, is still an improvement.
General Fusion, Lockheed and I think Tokamak Energy have been doing big claims lately.
And even if these news are all about "yeah, we tested some shit and the entire project hasn't blown up yet", this increase on news and updating objectives is a big signal for investors and governments.
All this has been happening just in the last year, I bet that if you look up how often the term "fusion" has been used on the news you'll find the last couple of years will probably be above average.

>americans and the chinese. the two most evil races on planet earth

Italians have been lying. They probably aren't the only ones either.

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Are Europeans really stupid enough to not see this as bait?

>Watch out for global warming guys!!
>Why is it so cold?
>Did I say global warming? I meant climate change! Keep paying me to research this important subject!!!!

>Agata
The fuck is that? I'm not even sure this is a real place.

>Smog n'shit
The EU citizens' lust for diesel cars is more of a cancer factor than most green house gases.

That's a map made by Americans

>Agata
Putin's secret fortress of solitude.

You know, a quarter of America's population believe that while global warming is real, no matter how bad it gets it won't affect them personally.

Was that also bait?

I don't know how anyone in Florida could not think it'll harm them when they have sea water flooding up through their drains.

That's not the point. The point is OP posted some obvious bait and Euros couldn't jump on it fast enough.

Also, people always assume bad things will happen to others and not them. That's not a characteristic limited to Americans.

Florida is the insane state. The also constantly have sink holes because the state sits on limestone.

Americans are so fucking stupid that your bait is indistinguishable from your legitimate claims. I posted proof of this yet you kept bitching, meaning that you are either baiting me or being legitimately retarded, once more proving my point.

that's because you are not smart enough to tell baits from serious claims. which is why we enjoy baiting you guys.

I found it, it's a tiny river in the middle of nowhere.

That's a bullshit graph he pulled out of his ass. Typical Sup Forums

>"""""Ice"""""land

>"""Green"""land
It's an old geographical joke that Iceland isn't really icy and Greenland isn't green.

Are amerifats this stupid? Google what a polar vortex is.

Climate change is the proper term for it, global warming is a misleading term

Any sort of abnormal temperature or weather is the result of climate change

Lel, I've been there actually. My relatives live in Nazarovo which should be just outside that screenshot.
That's south of Krasnoyarsk Krai though, map in the OP places it in extreme north.

There's probably a hundred more villages, rivers and other minor toponyms with that name in Russia. I guess the dumbass in charge of that map clicked randomly at the Sibieria-est place he can think of and then took whatever Google's geocoder came up with.

>Any sort of abnormal temperature or weather is the result of climate change

Nice non argument

>some American clicks on a random obscure place in Siberia
>there is an user from Sup Forums who's been there
Nice.

stop embarrassing us Sup Forums

GLOBAL warming. GLOBAL YOU FUCKTARDS

the German is the one skeptical of AGW, the usual Sup Forums stance, meanwhile is defending it tho

>global warming is anthropogenic

>global

What else is it? where do you think all the Greenhouse gasses produced go?

>the global warming mafia
Holy shit. Why are Americans so fucking stupid?

a cycle that's gone on as long as the earth has existed

Reminder that climate change is far, far worse than the media will admit. We are all going to die and we're far past the point of no return, so just enjoy your life.

I'm defending the existence of climate change you silly bastard, the german is the one denying it

We're all going to die anyway, moron.

It is not a loving corporations spamming ads with sluts, but the evil government. That alone makes it false and just a way for federal employees to get money from hardworking americans.

What's causing the cycle? does it just magically happen?

Humans are more adapdable than people like to portray. The chances that humanity survives climate change events is rather high.

However, our modern way of life could very well be changed.

>le Milanković maymay

This image btfos rural and suburban retards

There's been a sharp anomaly of that cycle that started at around 150 years ago. Guess what conservation of matter says about pulling carbon captured by nature over a period of millions of years and burning a big chunk of it in less than two centuries?

Yes but never on this scale and never this rapidly. Human development has put unprecedented amounts of carbon into the atmosphere in an incredibly short timespan.

sun

>there's a brief period of cold somewhere despite a rising trend and record summers, therefore climate change doesn't exist

Finally baited someone to say it. the theory that sun is causing it has been tested and it's not correlated. sun activity has been recently going down while the temperature is still increasing.

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The worst foreseeable problem with climate change isn't le everything is going to die meme. It's the fact that the middle east and some parts of africa will gradually become uninhabitable. This means migration on a scale we cannot imagine. Some middle eastern states have already started ordering people to not work or go out during the summer due to extreme temperatures.

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>it's a "either climate change doesn't exist or climate change is so bad that it can't be stopped and we'll all die, just so long as I have a reason not to change my lifestyle in any way" episode
Laziest nation in human history.

changing your life won't do shit retard, the government should forced everyone to live like Varg

Fuck off germany you arent even on this list

And the best part is chinese will actually get shit done, thanks to General Secretary Xi kicking oil lobbyists in the teeth.

Meanwhile americans are in a never ending loop of self-harm thanks to """"""""democracy"""""""" while at the same time being raped to shit thanks to oligarchs literally buying their politicians.

duhhhhh erth get hot because grugg started too big fire

Work smart, not hard. You're doing neither.

If Macron is a jupiterian god, I can't imagine what Xi is.

Where is my elfstedentocht?