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maisie

completely agree he didn't talk abou tmeaningful kisses though

>no edition

anime

got called a neurotypical in greggs for making eye contact with the sausage roll artist

was it autism

got my neck snapped in greggs for making eye contact with the smithster

which one of those posts says they are a kissless virgin
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mad that some people look like other people

reckon i've comfortably kissed over 100 birds in my life time
it's just too fucking easy in clubs

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Who do you look like?

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p.s. how do u do it r u a chad?

yes and we all live with the consequences

am i right in thinking all these greggs posters dont have cars

>schools closed after an inch of snow

Since when was this a thing? Used to take a shit load to have a snow day back in the day.

have kissed a few myself (also in clubs), never had sex though

once cupped a girls breasts though (through her dress), that was really nice

no just not a fat smelly mong like you that feels sorry for himself

Bought a (Anglo) sausage roll recently. Tasted like brined salt and little else. Wonder why I used to like them when I was a kid.

>but in reality i haven't kissed any
you're fucking retarded lad

imagine if you could go outside of the under-18 days

was right to buy a mistake lads?

I was known to kiss in clubs, don't tell the missus though haha

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yeah
wish i could go back in time and murder every post modernist subhuman

I get a Greggs for lunch every day when in town for work (cheese & ham baguette, toasted + white coffee) and have neither a car nor licence.

also I'm a virgin with no pals

this was always a thing

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Nonsense

wife gave me permission to post on Sup Forums for 30 minutes

>every day
do they know you in there yet? dunno how I feel when shops start prepping my order the second they see me bc i'm in there so often

>white coffee
Wat

Why is Greggs considered the middle class take away in your cunt?

They always make jokes about it on panelshows

southerner hands typed this

why would you think that you spazmoid
greggs have lots of branches at petrol stations

Genuinely an affront to humanity. I honestly believe that people who've destroyed our architectural beauty should be tried as criminals.

dump that thot if legit

greggs screams bus wanker desu

why is this dutch flag so bumflustered about the UK? most of his posts are just insipid little whiny bitches about it and nobody ever replies to him

alright grandad

>Why is Greggs considered the middle class take away in your cunt?

It's caralad's son

ate 2 large pizzas (dominoes) today feeling a bit fat not gona lie

agree

only kissed 7 or 8 girls but i've kissed my one gf thousands of times over 2 years

>do they know you in there yet?
yeah definitely; they all hate me as well because I speak really quietly and am generally a sperg

a normal coffee with milk in it

it's definitely not considered middle class; it's lower class fare. The one I eat in is really near a poundland shop and you can see the streams of people pouring out of poundland and straight into greggs. Also a lot of old people eat there because there's places to sit down

fucking nightmare scenario when a lone old man sits next to you and tries to spark a conversation.

farty pooey wank bum arse

Gregg's is the only British food institution that can compare with yank giants like McDonald's.

farty pooey wank bum arse

>2018
>still using editions

I've never had a problem with dutchposters

not even caralad (though I do not respect his taste in waifus - fuck cara)

fun fact: the Battersea redevelopment costs £1m a day

are you still with her?

give bus drivers footballer's wages

read an interesting article in the guardian today about travel

recon i've accumulated the most (yous) today across all /brit/ threads and recon I do that most days, dropped some gems such as pretending to have a 14 year old sister and spamming about snow

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the manlet chad

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you must get so real agro as a bus driver

Is the United Kingdom a real country? Or is it fiction?

kissed 3 girls never had a gf never had sex

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You're sitting in your home and enjoying your life with your loving family. One day you start too see F-35's fly over your house then come the soldiers. America has invaded you as they see you as part of their homeland and want the land for themselves.

You fight a worthy battle and lose, when it's over the Americans round up all the males and shoot them in the back of the head, you try to stop them and they drill into the back of your mothers head with a bone saw. Your brother decided to protest and is mowed down by MG fire.

Your homeland is taken, destroyed and all you have left is god. You fight back and you are a terrorist, what ma'sel of dignity the americans held in regards to your human rights vanishes. They drone your home, they take your friends and declare they are peacekeeping.

this is our struggle against the j*w everyday

Fuck marry kill
Smith, Smithy, the Smithster

is fortnite any good lads
downloading it on my ps4 atm want to know what i'm getting in to

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LOVE the Dutch desu. Scrappy little bastards who've done so much.

netherlands is my favourite country but dutchies are awful posters

another evening of quality discussion on /brit/

not reading this

Bane?

What's your PSN name I'll add you :3

doesn't look like a manlet

JoelJoeyJoelson

why do they hire so many foreners

yeah but i'd like to be single some time soon

>when the protogf asked me about my kissing history, i told her i'd kissed 4 girls and she was surprised the number was so low
>BUT IN REALITY I HAVEN'T KISSED ANY
Illiterate mong.

he's like 5'6-5'8, doesn't show as much because he's normally standing next to even smaller girls

watch the last clip at the end when some bird is towering over him

my mate accidently pulled his pants down in front of us and we all saw the whole of the moon
lol what a tosser

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no white men

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they changed that building lmao

Watched this before. He is wearing lifts and shoes with fake soles for like 4 inches of extra height. He does a reveal at the end.

break it down lad don't get all that technical mumbo jumbo

neoliberalism was a mistake

belled the weedman
told me to phone back in 20
will phone back in 20

claim yer gfs

why are you in battery saver mode

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Are you the lad that has a Plat from GTA 5?

to save battery

i claim julie

Cheaper and easier to control.

LOL THAT HAS TO BE A PHOTOSHOP

wasn't this exactly what both sides wanted?

isn't that the one that's had like 3 suicides in the last 5 years with people jumping off the balcony?

to save battery, dave