When butthurt Europoors and Amerifats call you a "rapefugee" even though you're a 10k/day CEO with a big schlong and a...

>when butthurt Europoors and Amerifats call you a "rapefugee" even though you're a 10k/day CEO with a big schlong and a huge IQ

Sure...

bruh LOOK AT DIS DUDE

>a huge IQ
you must watch a lot of rick and morty

I watch a lot of your mother, except she's not on the tv but on my dick

Based
Make sure to steal the virginity from as many wh*Te women as you can.

Ten years boy's joke

kid, I have fathered half of this board
take any poster here, no matter his flag, and there's a 50% chance I'm his father

you know what's a real joke?
>ORDEM E PROGRESSO

OH NO NO NO

Nine years boy's joke

>lying on the internet

wanna hear a 156 (soon to be 157) year old joke? Italy

lmaaooooo

only thing I'm lying on is your mum

LMAOOOO

lol uz a toothpaste nigga, aquafresh looking flag shiit weed addict living in a flooded house kek

Yeah, And I'm Queen Elisabeth herself!

>objects to the term rapefugee
>almost exclusively talks about his dick and rape

Eleven years boy's joke

A man as handsome as I am literally CANNOT rape according to the laws of physics.

My sexual radiance moves with the speed of light. Since the speed of massive (i.e. non-zero rest mass) particles is bounded by the speed of light, this means that a woman will always absorb my sexual radiance before her brain is able to decide whether she wants sex or not. Once she receives my sexual radiance, a switch is immediately turned on in her brain, which releases a primal urge to suck my dick. Thus I literally cannot rape.

every radiance moves at the speed of light, dum dum

t. fugeerape

Including my sexual radiance. You are not refuting my point. I can't rape.

>I can't rape.
don't worry, i think you can get pills for that, just don't tell the doctor you intend to use them for rape

How how you doing today your majesty

Very funny you wh*Toid, except your joke fails because to rape you don't need a hard cock, you can rape digitally and through other means too
Now stop talking about rape you mentally disturbed bastard

i see you're very experienced in coping with your limp dick

fucking your mother for the tenth time in a day means I have to be resourceful

I am fine, thanks for asking. How about you? Kind pea--I mean kind citizen?

...and then Mohammed woke up in his tent city

I bet youre fat lmao

Dutch """"""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""

>when nobody cares or talks about netherlands and OP has to shitpost to bring att to his shitty flag

In fact there is a 73% chance he's fat whilst there is an 8% chance you are a muhammad

Excellent. Just got off of work

>Dutch """"""""""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""""""

more like """""""Dutch""""""" because I ak refugee master race

only flag I care about is the sexually tinted FLAGellation of your mum

Good to hear.

>refugee
so you admit you're a subhuman?
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

based lizzy taking back malta for the empire

look man im going to beat the fuck out of you if you talk to me like that again got it?

try me kid

Oh don't be foolish, I'm just here on a holiday.

That was the good one.