Seriously wtf

Seriously wtf

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>vegetables kill the anglos

why is anglo man so weak? cauliflower soup is my favourite soup

don't they cause cancer or some shit?

pls explain
my mum makes a lot of cauliflower

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides
>Dendrocnide moroides, also known as the stinging brush, mulberry-leaved stinger, gympie gympie, gympie, gympie stinger, stinger, the suicide plant, or moonlighter, is common to rainforest areas in the north east of Australia.
>Contact with the leaves or twigs causes the hollow, silica-tipped hairs to penetrate the skin. The hairs cause an extremely painful stinging sensation that can last anywhere from days to years
>Writing to Marina in 1994, Australian ex-serviceman Cyril Bromley described falling into a stinging tree during military training on the tableland in World War II. Strapped to a hospital bed for three weeks and administered all manner of unsuccessful treatments, he was sent “as mad as a cut snake” by the pain. Cyril also told of an officer shooting himself after using a stinging-tree leaf for “toilet purposes”.

>be Australian
>get cauliflowered

Why don't Australians celebrate christmas?

First emus
Now cauliflower

...

>no Americans died from cauliflower because none of us eat it