Seriously wtf

Seriously wtf

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>vegetables kill the anglos

why is anglo man so weak? cauliflower soup is my favourite soup

don't they cause cancer or some shit?

pls explain
my mum makes a lot of cauliflower

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dendrocnide_moroides
>Dendrocnide moroides, also known as the stinging brush, mulberry-leaved stinger, gympie gympie, gympie, gympie stinger, stinger, the suicide plant, or moonlighter, is common to rainforest areas in the north east of Australia.
>Contact with the leaves or twigs causes the hollow, silica-tipped hairs to penetrate the skin. The hairs cause an extremely painful stinging sensation that can last anywhere from days to years
>Writing to Marina in 1994, Australian ex-serviceman Cyril Bromley described falling into a stinging tree during military training on the tableland in World War II. Strapped to a hospital bed for three weeks and administered all manner of unsuccessful treatments, he was sent “as mad as a cut snake” by the pain. Cyril also told of an officer shooting himself after using a stinging-tree leaf for “toilet purposes”.

>be Australian
>get cauliflowered

Why don't Australians celebrate christmas?

First emus
Now cauliflower

...

>no Americans died from cauliflower because none of us eat it

Weird smelling pee is one of the few things that can strike fear into the hearts of the eternal Anglo

I can't find any source when I google it.

that's fallacious, cauliflower is a favorite side of the American diet, along with broccoli, and brussel sprouts

Thats asparagus not cauliflower fatass

It's not anglos it's a*Stralians. Emus and cauliflower are just too much for them

lol

Ah asparagus, God's own vegetable.

It's worse than the shoah

Cruciferous vegetables, including broccoli and cauliflower, can cause odorous urine too, you dumb leaf.

>americans dont even know their vegetables
you guys make memes real

>only aspargus make pee go stinky
I swear Canadian posters are all retarded

How in the fuck?

cauliflower soup is so good

Ive never had cauliflower make my pee stick. Perhaps youre mistaking the smell of all the cheetos and mountain dew for cauliflower.

Not going to lie fucking hate cauliflower cheese

I like how it is only here on this board where you will discover the most important intellectual battles.

SMELLY DUMB
CANADIAN SCUM

>also known as the stinging brush, mulberry-leaved stinger, gympie gympie, gympie, gympie stinger, stinger, the suicide plant, or moonlighter
> gympie gympie, gympie, gympie stinger

That wasnt cauliflower those were crayons you were eating you actual retard

You should get your pisser checked bud. Something is obviously wrong with it.

>Cyril also told of an officer shooting himself after using a stinging-tree leaf for “toilet purposes”.