Well Gosh dang it, yall reckon my old friend Samuel Shepard Rogers III ain't fixin to come back to this here honkytonk? Yall telling me he darn-tooting skedaddled nearabout that old fella in the sky? I'll be a monkey's uncle, Samuel and me, used to be we was like kinfolk!
Well Gosh dang it, yall reckon my old friend Samuel Shepard Rogers III ain't fixin to come back to this here honkytonk...
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Christian Carter
Well shooooot. I tell yall hwat.. i could watch his scene of his from Mud™ all dang day. Just listening to good ol Sammy rambling about
James Hughes
do americans really talk like this?
Oliver Bailey
These are for you, Sam. See ya in the next one.
Hunter Cook
Only in the south
Easton Stewart
kek
Caleb Barnes
Dang flabbit
Chase Thomas
fucking drugs man seriously
Liam Rogers
alright alright alright
Ryan Long
No, they don't.
Ryder Bennett
Sam Shepard moved on?
Landon Brown
Gosh dammit. From what?
Jacob Martinez
I kinda like this
Joseph Bennett
>I am from the South
>which part, the 1800s?
Dylan Anderson
>Sammy got popped?
Nathan Bennett
...
Charles Scott
>well hot diggety doo yall be tellin me right naw that ol man Samuel Shepard is laying six feet under this god given land?. news has not yet spread to these parts via the papers
Daniel Stewart
Sammy got whacked?
Bentley Cruz
dat nikah got got?
Levi Nguyen
Anyone seen Sammy? Anyone know why Sammy moved on?
Lincoln Bell
hearty kek
Jose Russell
[Muffled "gosh dammit" in the distance]
Kevin Cook
can you link the vid of this occurance
Carson Hughes
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>tfw the express has yet to reach close enough to your homestead to bring you the news of an untimely demise
Levi Carter
sammy got popped?
Oliver Rivera
Oh lawd, my nigga Sammy Sheps got swung on? You's is sayin he got put in the dirt? Sheeit, I thought we was gonna be puttin down for an ill minute, we was homies!
Samuel Turner
>I ain't surprised Sammy gone. That nigga talk too much.
Mason Mitchell
...
Liam Bennett
...
Jose Jones
yes they do, go to South
Jace Robinson
no one would use that many colloquialisms in a single sentence, but that's why it's funny
Dominic Rogers
shieeeeeeeeeeet, my nigga Sammie got popped? that mutha be wif god now, you feel? he wadn no jive turkey, he was my brotha, y'know? y'feo my nigga? shiiiiet, rest in piece, nigga
Anthony Evans
Is he talking to the Lorde?
Dominic Morgan
>who will play Sam Shepard in his inevitable biopic?
>the guy right here, Idris Elba
Gavin Sanders
We desperately need someone to make another race app. It's great for memes.
Eli Scott
I have a fantasy where you and Sam Shepard go to the shops but you leave.
Nathan Hill
>another
it's gone?
Xavier Phillips
the race app moved on? gosh dangit
Isaac Sanders
Eddie moved on? 该死的
Aiden Kelly
Angel Phillips
James Adams
Dallas buyers club was a great movie
Henry Jackson
What in tarnation
Adam Price
>Inshallah Sami, I will not make these Zionists forget your martyrdom.
Ryder Rodriguez
>Sammy got popped?
Adrian Anderson
MY NIGGA DEAD?