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Increasing desperation for waifus edition
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How many A's are there in the targaryen family tree?

STANNIS! STANNIS!! STANNIS!!!

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When is the episode 5 leak coming out bros?

None, because this. This is the shittiest house in all seven kingdoms. A house of whores and insane retards.

>your sister looks like this
Do you tap that, y/n?

SPOILER: EVERYONE IS A TARGARYEN LOL

Sunday night

fuck you

Imagine if Cersei was actually that hot in the show.

You bet. But only if she likes butt stuff

N-no.
giv Cersei pusy I've been on the road for WEEKS

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obsessed

Who /bwb/ here?

F I N G E R

Can you really blame Jaime?
Not only is your sister the hottest woman in the world, but you're the most handsome stud of it.
You fit like two pieces of the puzzle, everyone else is simply too ugly for both of you.

Back to weddit with you

>This is dumb on multiple levels if it's common knowledge that cersei and Jamie fuck wouldn't it confirm she was unfaithful to Robert and her children were bastards?
No one cares anymore.

Taylor Swift Cersei

GRRM seems to have a hard-on for this house a lot. They are made out to be literally perfect, when their reign has been nothing but devastation.

maybe but I wouldn't act like a fucking animal and start fucking in the middle of someone else's home
Jaime deserves death

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Azor Jaime

Modern day Isaac Hempstead-Wright

Jaime did nothign wrong, Bobby B was a cvck who bullied his younger (and superior) brother Stan

Friendly reminder that Azor is a dog's name

first for /bestprincess/ myrcella

Does Urrathon Nightwalker do anything?

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Are they still around? Not seen them in a while, if they are, may as well be since Stannis is no more.

>best
>desired niggercock
Pick one

>you're the most handsome stud of it.

Wrong, that was Rhaegar, even to Cersei's eyes

20/10 dragon princes get all the pussy

>ropes not long enough to hand from

genius

Yeah I realised that but it doesn't make sense a war was fought over it and many people lost their lives for her lies

Cast pornstars as GoT characters
Pic related is Robert.

Azor Jon

HE HAD BEEN AWAY FOR WEEKS!

Rhaegar was a sissy.

>hfw she realises something is not quite right

It's why people are only with her until Daenerys is taken care of. Then she's removed from power and a Great Council is in place. Even the Lannister Army would probably go bend to the Lannisport Lannisters and tell Cersei and Jaime to fuck off.

lets be honest, Jaime would've had to have been a faggot to refuse that

just like Nazi Germany
OWNED!

how do I achieve this aesthetic?

Sasha Grey as Margaery

They're going North of the Wall soon

doesn't change the fact cersei wanted his dick

why did they have to take her away from us /got/?

Robb Stark

A 20/10 sissy who Cersei thought made Jaime look like an immature virgin

Dayne?

BASED

everything the sand sneks touch gets killed

>how can the honourable ruler of a house even older and more royal than my own judge me waaahhh
what an arrogant dickhead

Cersej was a kid at the time.
Jaime is objectively superior.

Cersei didn't wanna no sissy 3 inch targ dick lmfao, she settled for bbc

THOUGH ALL MEN DO DESPISE US

Daenerys

Lannisters have been Kings of the Rock for as long as Starks have been of the North.

Preston "I'm a feminist" Jacobs

SNEK WHORES BEGONE

She thinks on that in current times faggot.

Rhaegar > all

Uh you don't get to be on the show

This is a feminist general buddy

Post yfw Dumb & Bumber butchered:
>Jaime
>Littlefinger
>Stannis
>Varys
>Tyrion
>Barristan
>Euron

>usurps the king
>acts like a bitch because Jaime did the same

>name my band

Who is the lord of House Codd? It's not Lucas, he's never identifed as such
And do they have a castle? Like on Pyke somewhere? It couldn't be very impressive if they did

yeah they're /ourguys/ along with Euron Night King Little Finger and Stannis

yes yes HOWEVER

All > shit > Targshits

Jon and Daenerys are both mega fucking Mary Sues

Not that they don't do bad things but the show scarcely condemns them for them

>tripfag

/fa/ probably has a style guide for that beard. It's where Thoros got his topknot from

Euron is better than the anime edgelord he was in the books.

This scene really illustrates how good actors like Indira Verma get saddled with shit scripts

Ned never swore a vow to protect the king with his life. Or any vow to the king for that matter.
Ned was simply acting out of self-preservation since the King demanded him dead before he even did anything.

Go on.
Speaking of, any porn parodies of GoT yet? Never bothered to look.

who dis?

...

the mountain

>Lann the Clever cucks the Casterlys out of existence
>Jaime cucks the Baratheons out of existence
Pottery

there've been porn parodies since 2012 retard. Do you even go on Pornhub?

Can one of you faggots explain why you like this character so much?

>Implying you can corner the dorner
He will

Looks wise

Targs >>>>>>>>>>>> powergap >>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else

Deal with it.

And when it comes to Houses George loves, it's the same, Fire and Blood before Winds of Winter, lol

>she didn't want rhaegar
>she settled
really made me think

That makes sense but the crown should have automatically gone to Daenerys anyway after tommen an hero'd. Targs and baratheons are related

House Stark swore fealty to House Targaryen in perpetuity. That's what Daenerys was bitching about when she first met Jon. Ned broke that oath when he joined Robert's Rebellion.

You can argue that he was justified in breaking that oath, but then you're agreeing with what Jaime said --- there are too many oaths, they contradict each other too often, many of them don't make sense and they are often unjust.

AND

really? could've sworn the starks had like an extra 2000 years on them or something
anyway, at least the starks weren't founded by some trickster faggot

Targs are his personal favourite Mary Sue house so that's not surprising.

Pretty much there are some, yeah. Typing "game of thrones" on any porn site will likely result in that.

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gendry

This is good. Surprisingly never bumped into one.
Time to go down the rabbit hole.

KNOWLEDGE ISH POWER

Some good acting in this scene

kek

That's podrick lad

Oberyn

Harrenal