Post some reality kino

Post some reality kino.
Everything goes.

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OWWW
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That is staged

It's not people have literally killed themselves after they left Hell's Kitchen

I just remember that asian cowboy died but that was because he was fat.
Who killed themselves?

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>dude I'm traumatised by throwing up at age 4 lmao

Her parents should be hanged for allowing this retarded shit to go on

How the fuck has her body only lived on those fucking spuds for decades?
I just don't buy it, you need some other nutrients going in like those 600 lbs. fucks who actually eat a ton of different foods.

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So who thought it was a good idea to give someone like her some sprouts? It's one of those "you love it or you hate" it foods.

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Yeah broccoli or carrots seem like a better alternative, and I say that as someone who loves sprouts.

Stop calling them sprouts

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>deep fryer right in bed

Autism

No you can live entirely off potatoes if you eat the skin

there is no real chance of saving her is there.

>tfw the only thing you learn from The Learning Channel is that there are people in worse circumstances than you

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Fuck off mum

>What are Irish people

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Embarrassing when they start begging

>destroying your career in the culinary industry by completely disrespecting one of its titans on national television because of "bravado" and "pride"
>staged

If I were him, I'd better hope so.

when that deep fryer sets fire to her bed there's probably enough fuel to burn down the entire neighborhood right there.

reminder

>KINO
>MENU
>YAAAAS

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I like how the car is a dude

God damn, he's so pathetic.

Nobody in real pain cries 'ow ow ow' all the time, he's doing it for attention.

sort of implies anal doesn't it?

Bout time someone stepped up to that cook

I was thinking that at first but he seems to be doing that Stephen Fry thing where you only rub up against the thigh instead of inserting it.

Jesus what am I even talking about?

Someone please steal his fucken car lol!

Undateables is the reality kino
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He's essentially just a gigantic baby at this point, I mean shit my dad's in his 70's and get horrible arm and leg cramps and he still barely makes any noise about it.

That's actually kind of adorable

time to take a long walk out in to the woods user

>Well Alice it seems we both have autism now haven't we?

But user I'm already stuck in the woods right now

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This one just depresses me knowing he can't do anything about it himself because of his mental challenges.

alpha af

It just occurred to me that they're not in their actual home. No way white trash that bad keeps such a clean and minimal house.

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>i'm super confident, maybe i'll slip some tongue

>mfw no qt autistic gf

Absolute madman

man this is a total bummer i came here to laugh

Sorry m8, here ya go

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this would give me suicide-tier self loathing

>cook
According to this video, women cook. Men are chefs
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thanks homie, heres an oldie but a goldie
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At some point the obese body adopts to absorb essential nutrients from the air.
It's the reason for the excess skin.

>nominee
>and why
>can't follow instructions

Skippy's finest moment
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It's too hard to watch goddammit

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holy hit that's some catchy music

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Saw an episode of that with the girl addicted to soda. She was a qt and had a nice body. I wonder what she tastes like.

I'd bang Alice. Would it be considered abuse if you had sex with a highly autistic girl?

KEK

the superior thug life

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>goodbye, my friend
holy shit this guy makes me look like a bitch

I know a grown adult that won't eat fruits or vegetables ever because his parents
Got in a fight over him refusing to eat them as a like 6 year old or something retarded like that.

He just eats little kid food like corn dogs and chicken tenders every meal for 25-30 years, but he isn't even overweight. He is 170-180lbs at the most.

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the truest kino

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/ourguy/

Those sausage biscuits looked aesthetic as fuck...

To be fair, it's not like his bones or joints have gotten stronger.
If anything they'd be much much weaker than an average person.
I can see why you'd be in pain if the weight of a small fucking car was pulling on your bones.

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damn chads a fucking king my new role model like holy fuck why wasn't he my father instead of that shithead i got holy fuck hahahaha

>Well Alice it seems we both have autism now haven't we?
I legit laughed so hard my brother came from another room to see what was so funny.

That sarcastic little laugh he does after he says it, too. For a turbo-autist, he's alpha as fuck.

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>classic
what did he mean by this?

what the fuck is a "cup" of cheese?

americans measure their stuff like children

>is it short, fat, white, and desperate in here, or is it just me?
oh god, i'm skippy

"Hey you hurt our feelings, we're just a bunch of butthurt dudes and we're gonna confront you.... slightly"

Holy shit this guy is fucking based

this is so fuckin bad

Oops, forgot to quote there >>>>

This guy is a choice fucking dude
10/10 would emulate

OK, fine. Only cheesy potatoes. Everything else makes you wanna puke. HOW ABOUT NOT EATING THAT MUCH. YOU COW? Cut that caloric intake by 75% and gets some cardio and maybe you don't die at 45.

>thought i'd hate him
>love him
wow

>do you like kissing boys?
lmao

oh fuck this hurts to watch

His trolling abilities are fucking phenomenal

This dude has a great personality. This is exactly the kind of guy /r9k/ has nightmares about. Literally named Chad.

this is exactly the kind of guy /r9k/ would be if they had the guts

true pottery

Real autism here. Its fine as long as you get clearly communicated consent. And don't randomly start getting rough out of nowhere with these types of girls because they are very sensitive to that sort of thing. Don't be offended if she closes her eyes the whole time. Be gentle.

I'm pretty sure he's autistic. He has no understanding of human emotions or how to act in society, but he's hilarious to watch.

He's pretty much /r9k/ only hot.

>He's pretty much /r9k/ only hot
No, he's not "pretty much /r9k/". The average robot has a shit personality, no charisma, no confidence, too timid and socially retarded to even think quickly enough to spit those ice-burns that Chad was spitting.

Good looks don't automatically turn a bitter turbo-autist into a Chad. Just look at many /fit/ posters.

It's obvious he's super insecure. All that "Not here to make friends" bullshit is a defense mechanism against getting hurt.

this , he has a similar cynical outlook to /r9k/ except he isn't afraid to go out and confront all those normies and douches

rofl, ok mister psychologist, I'm sure it had nothing to do with most of those guys being preening fuckboys. Surely that's not why he didn't want to be friends with them.

You dont have to be a psychologist to understand that, just over the age of 18.

For one thing, he did make a friend with the Canadian guy. As he himself said at the beginning, he didnt want to make ANY friend because they were all competing for the same woman. However the Canadian guy was just really nice and went out of his way to make friends, and our boy Chad accepted the friendship.
Another thing is, nobody is making him to befriend those guys, sure. But the least he could have done is to treat others with respect, Just like he says they dont know the girl and are already in love with her, he doesnt really know any of them to judge them and say they're fake people. What if some of them just fall in love incredibly easy?

And all of the above is something that people over the age of 18 and who are not suffering from autism should already know.

>I don't eat at work, I just go to a drive-by
>I just don't like people to know how much I consume daily

People a mile away know how much you consume daily, jesus christ

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holy shit just realized this is the same guy
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